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what in the scallop

Summary:

what's with everyone shipping dokja and white haired men? (gojo)
made in frantic fanfic.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

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[A NEW SCENARIO HAS STARTED !!!!!!]
kim dokja looks at the blue screen in front of him. this was unfamiliar to his experiences reading TWSA.
"what the hell is this and who is nagito komaeda??? why is he coming to this world i have never heard of him?"
kim dokja sighed. after so long doing the initial scenarios he thought he could definitely defeat this random guy that uriel wanted him to fight.
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"oh? who is this amazing pillar of hope ive found?"
nagito began to preach likehe created a whole new religion or smth (he basically did)

kim dokja freaked out and was about to use electrification on him but then lightning struck nagito before kdj did.

"ohhhh unlucky meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
nagito said really weirdly happily

"it must be the price to pay after meeting a pillar of hope such as yourself!"
he started wiggling like the gang man shi ba sui girl idk how else to explain

[the demon like judge of fire asks if kdj sees why she wants him to be gone]
",,,yea."

kdj undergoes some combination of the winx club transformations and gacha explosions before beomcing demon king smth smth smth
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Nagito Komaeda looks up at Demon King Dokja in awe, before pulling out a small box from his pocket.
Romantic music starts playing.
‘N-nagito, is this… is this what I think it is?’
‘Yes, my love. I… I want to marry you. But will you marry me?’
Nagito gets down on one knee, and slowly opens the box, revealing a ring pop.
‘I’m sorry dear. At the moment, I can’t afford to buy you a diamond ring. But I promise… you will be happy once we start living together. I love you.’
Dokja, holding back his tears, cries out- ‘YES! I will marry you, my love!’

Nagito Komaeda and Kim Dokja get married. After a single day, they get evicted from their small apartment and have to live on the streets, but they both die of starvation due to lack of money.

The end.

Notes:

kim dokja text me back