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Basil as usual was depressed. Ever since he and Sunny staged Maris death, they competed over who has more mental illnesses than the other.
On the one hand, Basil has the shit beaten out of him by Aubrey and the hooligans on a daily basis but on the other hand, Sunny had not touched grass in over 4 years.
Currently they are tied at 68 mental illnesses. But Basil had a plan to surpass Sunny. And his plan was to become a fem...
Knock* knock*
What? Who was knocking at his slave labor camp at 3:00 am?
He opened the door and found Mari on the other side who had bloodshot eyes, messy hair and was smoking a joint.
- Why the fuck are you knocking at my slave labor camps door at 3:00 am? Asked Basil.
- I smoked all the weed that existed in heaven and I want more, she said in a voice that sounded like Mari had smoked all the weed that existed in heaven.
- Does Heavy approve?
- YES, said a voice from the sky.
- Not sorry Mari, but I cannot let you smoke any of my weed.
- You possess 69% of all the weed on the planet and are CEO of the biggest weed company in the tri-state area. Why do you need all of this weed?
- Legend says that whoever has smoked all the weed in the world would become a femboy and have 419 mental illnesses. I will have so many that it would be hopeless for Sunny to surpass me!
- Whot?
- Enough talk! Slaves, ATTACK!
Then all of the slaves inside the building abandoned whatever they were doing and rushed outside the door like a tsunami, fully intending to kill Mari.
But then green lightning started to surround her. And once the slaves were just moments away from turning her neck around 180 degrees, she unleashed a never ending flurry of punches and kicks at lightning speeds, knocking out all 80.084 slaves before they could even land a single hit on her.
- H... H... How is that POSSIBLE?! Basil asked.
- Weed Brasil. I smoked so much weed in heaven that I developed superpowers. You can't hurt me Brasil!
- N- No! It cannot end this way!
- Not sorry Brasil, but your weed belongs to me now.
Then suddenly, the sky turned red and there was red lightning over at Kel and Heros house.
- It can't be... Mari said.
Then, at Kel and Heros house ascended a giant demonic scorpion from the depths of hell. It was so large that it could be seen clearly all the way from Basils slave labor camp, several kilometres away.
- It's satan 2! Basil said terrified.
Satan 2 smelled the weed from Basils slave camp and started sprinting towards it, destroying everything and everyone that were in its way.
- No! My weed! It's coming for my weed! Basil screamed panicking over the fact that he will lose his weed.
Mari just stood there completely silent, and watched as satan 2 sprinted towards them, coming closer with each passing second. She didn't think she could take this thing down. How could she? It was satan 2 and she was addicted to weed. But maybe this could do her some good. She could go to heaven with Brasil, quit smoking weed and make an effort to be a better person.
Nah, who was she kidding. Brasils weed was hers and hers alone. And no one, not even satan 2 would change that. And so green lightning started to surround her, her eyes turned green and she run at lightning speeds to confront satan 2 midway through its rampage.
As satan 2 approached closer and closer to Basils slave labor camp it noticed a trail of green lightning coming its way and a moment later Mari had punched the giant scorpion (also known as satan 2) in its eye and boss music began to play.
Satan 2 stopped sprinting and took a step back from the pain. When it opened its eye again it breathed enormous amounts of fire at Mari, but she was faster and slid under the scorpion attacking it from the underneath.
Satan 2 then jumped several feet into the air and fell back down with the force of a meteor intending to land on top of her. Mari barely managed to not get crushed by the scorpion as it fell onto the earth.
Satan 2 seeing Mari alive, swung its claw at her. But at the last moment Mari sidestepped out of the way as it hit the ground.
Mari then unleashed a flurry of punches at the claw, but it did nothing against satan 2 which attacked again with its other claw at the speed of sound, hit Mari and launched her 6,9 kilometres (miles for my American readers) away.
Mari wasted no time in getting back up and running towards satan 2 as fast as she could. As she quickly covered distance, satan 2 breathed fire yet again, but Mari jumped over the flames and was right above satan 2.
Satan 2 then attempted to impale her with its tail but Mari kicked the sharp end of its tail, causing it to be dismembered from satan 2s tail and fall to the ground.
Right after Mari landed satan 2 swung its claw at her and Mari dodged the swing. Satan 2 then swung with his other claw but this time Mari was fast enough to grab the dismembered sharp end of satan 2s tail like a sword and use it to parry the claw.
Satan 2 then started to attack ferociously with its claws but Mari parried every single swing.
Then Mari after a parry swiftly cut one of the two claws that were property of satan 2.
Satan 2 became furious and with all its remaining strength swung at Mari with its other claw, but yet again Mari parried the swing and cut the other claw.
Then Mari ran in circles around satan 2 in the blink of an eye cutting its legs in the process, stabbed its eye and with one swing cut satan 2 in 2 pun intended.
Satan 2 then screamed in pain and fucking died.
Mari was indeed proud of herself. Thanks to her weed powers she defeated satan 2. Maybe smoking all of that weed was not a mist...
Mari then had a heart attack and fucking died.