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The worst wings of fire one shots possible

Summary:

Yeah uh I made all of these like 2 months ago as a joke and I wanna repost em here bcuz funny

Chapter 1: Qibli and Winter discuss the ethics of anal beads

Chapter Text

"Quibli WHAT IS THIS" winter said, holding up a really long line of anal beads.

"Those are my anal beads icicle bitch slag thing i forgot what my funny nickname for you was lol" said quibli.

"I will punt your ass THIS IS A CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD" Yelled winter.

"MMMMM NAH" said quibli before ascending to the heavens

"What the fuck" said winter