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9:51AM
himeko has created a new chat
himeko has named the chat the nameless
himeko has added 3 users
himeko: okay so
danheng: what is this
march: OOHH
march: is this about the two new first years???
danheng: who
welt: himeko you don’t need me for this
himeko: ok well
himeko: I DO NEED YOU FOR THIS
welt: no
himeko: YES
welt: no
himeko: yes bozo
danheng: y’all are like a old married couple
march: so…
himeko: yes it is about the new students
himeko: there’s two of them
danheng: why are they transferring IN THE MIDDLE OF THE YEAR
march: they goofy like that
danheng: do not talk like that
march: WHYYY
himeko: they’ll be here today and i want you two to show them around
danheng: do they have names or
march: no ofc they dont YOU IDIOT
danheng: IM ASKING A QUESTION
welt: you can ask for names when you meet them
himeko: exactly
himeko: they’ll be here at 10
himeko: see you at the end of the day :)
danheng: kys
march: nawww don’t be like that
march: LETS GO NOW
danheng: whatever
4 users have gone offline
11:04AM
THE FAM
5 users are online
guinaifen: PLEASE
guinaifen: answers and you get the drugs
guinaifen: easy deal
firefly: I DONT HAVE ANY DRUGS ON ME
sushang: bold lie
firefly: OMG I DO NOT
firefly: im not like that
misha: yo i want answers too
guinaifen: i want drugs :D
sushang: ok you need to chill bud
guinaifen: but :(
march: what am i walking into
firefly: MARCH HELP ME PLEASE
firefly: I’M BEING BULLIED
guinaifen: over exaggerating
firefly: kys
march has added caelus and stelle to THE FAM
sushang: NEW PEOPLE???
firefly: LEAVE AS SOON AS YOU CAN
caelus: tf is this
stelle: YOOOOOOO
sushang: HELLO
guinaifen: WASSUPPPP
stelle: WASSUUPPP
caelus: yo i’m the normal one
stelle: YOU JUST DID A LINE OF COKE BEFORE WE DID THE TOUR IDIOT
caelus: NO NO NO
firefly: oh god
guinaifen: BRO WE’RE LITERALLY TWINNING
caelus: i am NOT your bro
stelle: i can be your bro
guinaifen: glad to have new friends UwU
caelus: who is in this gc
sushang: erm
sushang: well you know march
caelus: weird name
march: :(
stelle: nah you’re gorgeous
stelle: don’t listen to this crackhead
caelus: WE GET IT
caelus: YOU’RE GAY MOVE ON
stelle: OK DUDE
sushang: there’s me and guinaifen
sushang: misha pops in every now and then
sushang: firefly is our drug dealer
firefly: DO NOT SPREAD MISINFORMATION
sushang: fine >:(
sushang: FIREFLY IS FRIENDS WITH A DRUG DEALER
caelus: yo name and address rn
caelus: who’s your friend @firefly
firefly: i’m going to kill every single one of you then myself
sushang: ok wrap it up
sushang: there’s lynx too but she’s barely ever online
caelus: loser
misha: who are these people????
stelle: yo wassup mate
caelus: stfu stelle
caelus: hiiiiii >~<
stelle: you’re insane
stelle: how are you quiet and introverted in person but on text you’re a fucking maniac
caelus: yO ARE YOU CALLING ME FAKE
guinaifen: don’t wanna intercept but my girl is speaking facts
caelus: YOU’VE NEVER EVEN MET ME BEFORE
sushang: wait who are y’all’s roommates?
caelus: erm
stelle: erm
march: I TOLD YOU TWO IDIOTS TEN MINUTES AGO
caelus: gotta be honest i have no clue
stelle: mine is a very pretty woman :)
guinaifen: do you know her name?
stelle: erm
march: im gonna kill both of you
firefly: are you kafka’s new roommate
stelle: WHO
firefly: kafka
stelle: mf who
firefly: KAFKA
stelle: SAYING HER NAME ISN’T GOING TO TELL ME WHO SHE IS
firefly: 2nd year, purple hair, purple eyes, looks like a stripper
stelle: wait yeah
stelle: that is her
caelus: yo stelle can we swap roomies? pwleaasee??
stelle: don’t
stelle: EVER
stelle: speak like that again
caelus: kys
stelle: no actually
guinaifen: ‘erm actually 🤓☝️’
stelle: yo pretty girl stfu
guinaifen: yes ma’am
caelus: is there a gc with more ppl?
caelus: this gc lookin a lil dead
stelle: ask your roomie to add you to a different on then
stelle: make sure to leave this one first tho
caelus: why
stelle: because
stelle: peace will be restored once you leave
caelus: k
stelle: iss my ass
caelus: I CANT FUCKING WIN
sushang: yo pretty boy
sushang: who’s ur roomie
caelus: PRETTY BOY????
stelle: don’t mind him
stelle: he’s never been complimented
caelus: erm
caelus: imma be honest
caelus: no one told me 😀
march: did danheng not tell you????
caelus: NO????
sushang: WE SHOULD MEET UP TO FIND YOUR ROOMMATE
caelus: ok that’s wild
guinaifen: let’s go to the campus centre
guinaifen: that’s where you’ll find who’s roommates with who
stelle: where the fuck is the campus centre
caelus: it’s in the campus centre bozo
stelle: ok do you know where that is
caelus: no tf no one told me
stelle: omfg
march: let’s go find it :D
guinaifen: YES
sushang: lETS GOOOO
caelus: yo is the drug dealer girl coming?
firefly: I AM NOT A DRUG DEALER
stelle: come with us
firefly: …
stelle: FOR ME
firefly: idk who you are
stelle has attached an image
firefly: …
caelus: no way you’re bribing her with YOURSELF
firefly: ok i’m coming
guinaifen: WAIT Y’ALL ARE SO CUTE IRL
caelus: kys i am not cute
stelle: he’s a lil gremlin don’t mind him
caelus: sigh
sushang: HIIII GUYSSS
march: hi
stelle: wait damn you’re kinda cute @firefly
firefly: you can talk to me irl
caelus: she’s shy dont mind her
stelle: SHUT UP
caelus: LMAOAOAOAOA
guinaifen: WE’RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE
sushang: yIPPEE