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[cringefail gang]
[9:05am]
cringer
@lowkey deadbeat dad where are u
omg are u not awake
omg HONGJOONG HYUNG
failer
Lol no way
cringer
HOW R U GONNA MISS THE FIRST DAY OF CLASS
actually what did i even expect
omg i did not expect to see a BEAUTIFUL MAN
failer
What
cringer
the most beautiful looking man has entered my introduction to insect biology class
failer
Why are you and Hongjoong hyung taking that again
cringer
listen we need the elective credits ok
☆
[gayxfamily]
[9:16am]
mother knows best
Why does this kid keep looking back at me
magical princess
aren't you in class hyung
mother knows best
Yes. Why does this kid keep looking back at me
magical princess
literally what are you talking abt 😭
yunz
Is this your random insect class
Maybe you've become the insect
Kafkacore
magical princess
kafkacore...
mother knows best
No like this kid sitting a few rows ahead of me keeps looking back at me
Well he was
I don't think he is anymore
yunz
Omg he has a crush on you
magical princess
😭😭😭
mother knows best
Oh
I'll take it
magical princess
what???
why???
yunz
It gives him an ego boost
mother knows best
Yunho!
Not true!
I don't need any more ego boosts
magical princess
oh you're so 😭😭😭
☆
[cringefail gang]
[10:36am]
lowkey deadbeat dad
Oh shit
I just woke up
failer
Lol good morning hyung
cringer
WHORE
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
LEAVINF ME ALONE ON THE FIRST DAY OF LEARNING ABOUT INSECTS
lowkey deadbeat dad
Sorry my bad
I slept at 4 last night
failer
Again
lowkey deadbeat dad
Hey you try balancing school and a job
failer
This is true
I'm sorry
cringer
I'M NOT
YOU LEFT ME ALONE
lowkey deadbeat dad
And yet you still live
cringer
you knkw what this is ur loss
u missed ur chance to see the most beautiful man in existence
he was exactly ur type btw
lowkey deadbeat dad
Which is what may I ask
cringer
tall
though i guess everyone meets that condition for you
lowkey deadbeat dad
Uh huh
cringer
dark eyes
brooding
manhwa material
lowkey deadbeat dad
You know I'll probably just see him next week in class right?
failer
Lol
cringer
NOT IF HE DROPS THE CLASS
AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE MISSED THE CHANCE TO MEET YOUR PERFECT MAN
lowkey deadbeat dad
I think I'll live
failer
Lol
cringer
whatever
anyways class ended early so if either of you lazy asses are awake you should come meet me at the cafe next to the library
failer
Why am I lazy I actually woke up for my 9am class today
cringer
oh sorry my bad love u pookie
lowkey deadbeat dad
Anyone ever tell you you're a little insufferable Wooyoung
I'll see you in 20 mins
[2:23pm]
failer
Oh this class is
One semester long group project
lowkey deadbeat dad
Lol Yeosang's worst nightmare
cringer
i for one love group projects!!!
failer
Yes that is because you are a masochist
cringer
hey i like meeting new people!!!
failer
I'm going to drop this class
lowkey deadbeat dad
Lol good choice
cringer
yeosang 😠😠😠
do NOT drop the class
you need more friends ngl
lowkey deadbeat dad
Wow
Yeosang stand up he's tearing you apart
failer
Actually
I might not drop this class
cringer
omg what
lowkey deadbeat dad
What
cringer
omg wait my power
lowkey deadbeat dad
Okay I feel like it's not that
cringer
ok well what else would it be???
@failer what is happening
yeosang
heLLOOOOO
lowkey deadbeat dad
Damn calm down he'll be back
cringer
no i need to know the hot goss
failer
There is no "hot goss"
cringer
omg HELLO
what happened
failer
I am simply not dropping the class
cringer
YES WHY
lowkey deadbeat dad
Actually I wanna know too
What happened in those 5 minutes after you told us you were going to drop it
Only to then say you would not
cringer
yeah u literally hate group projects
like abhor them.
failer
I am simply choosing to challenge myself
cringer
LIAR
YOU WOULD RATHER CLAW YOUR OWN EYES OUT THAN VOLUNTARILY PARTICIPATE IN A SEMESTER LONG GROUP PROJECT
lowkey deadbeat dad
I'm also calling bullshit
failer
Nothing happened
I'm just trying to better myself
Make more friends like Wooyoung said
cringer
ooooohhhh you think i won't get this out of you one day
just you wait yeosang i will squeeze it out of you
lowkey deadbeat dad
I won't
But I'll watch
failer
Thanks
I think
☆
[jjongho and kyeo615's DMs]
[3:08pm]
jjongho
hi yeosang hyung!
this is jongho!
kyeo615
Oh hello~
That was quick lol
jjongho
yeah i figured might as well establish contact asap lol
i look forward to working with you this sem!
kyeo615
Me too!
[jjongho has changed kyeo615’s name to yeosang hyung!]
[yeosang hyung! has changed jjongho’s name to jjong]