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20 year old Jesus sighed as he started work on another commission after he whole day of healing and feeding people. Joseph said that just because he’s God’s son doesn’t mean he has to slack off work and he wanted to tell him that he can’t boss him around. But he bit his tongue and kept working, and he kept working on the wooden chair.
A while later, he finished up the chair and stretched out his arms before going out. He decided to go do some mischief and turned the water fountain into wine.“Well Dad’s not going to like this,” he hears someone talking and turned around to see a man who looked familiar to him. “Dad?!” he said, causing the man to look at him with widened eyes. “Oh my Dad! Amenadiel wasn’t lying when he said I knocked up a human,” the man said, looking at Jesus.
“Um I’m Lucifer and you are my son?” Lucifer asked him, getting a nod from the young man. “Well I guess we can hang out? Or we can fuck around with my Dad?” Lucifer asked Jesus, who smiled widely. “Oh would I? He’s been trying to get me to do things like piss off the Romans,” Jesus replied, Lucifer nodding in agreement. “Of course He does, that way you’ll die and rise within three days,” Lucifer replied.
“"Really? Wow He really is a prick! Luckily I took after my real Dad,” Jesus replied, smiling at Lucifer. He can’t really figure out why he was easily happy when Lucifer arrived, but he didn’t care as long as he had his Dad with him.