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Prologue
Crash Landing
Everypony was eager for the Wedding to actually happen now. For the cake to be cut and this whole event to be done with. For the changeling scare to be done and over with. Everypony was watching as Princess Cadence and Shining Armour to tie the knot. After they done the vows they all walked to the cake, a pony looked very excited. Shining Armour readied the knife as he was about to cut the cake. The excitement peaked.
All excitement came to a complete halt along with the cake as it exploded outwards.
“NOT THE CAKE!” A random pony in the crowd shouted before breaking out in tears and slumping to the ground mournfully.
Leaving two small foals where it once stood proud and tall. The foals were still seemingly arguing with one another, seemingly oblivious to their presence there.
“Well I still say that it was absolute coltfoolery!” one stated wings flaring out at their sides.
The unicorn blinks “Coltfoolery what the hay is that supposed to mean” his eyes widen “What the hay am I even saying!”
“Oh my Pony! We’ve really bucked-”
“LANGUAGE!”
“Sorry…” they looked around sheepish at the random shout. “But really it’s… what the BUCK?” Their eyes bugged out and their mouth hung open wings dropping down in shock. “Wha-WHAT? Pony… This is all your fault isn’t it! I knew you shouldn’t have downloaded that game!”
“Hey it said it was an adventure to a far off land full of friendly ponies”
“You, you absolute dolt… This is fan-feather-tastic... “ they frowned before huffing and then they walked off… Or tried to at least… instead they landed on their muzzle and tangled in their own limbs.
“Wipeout!” the colt laughed before attempting himself he falls and gets tangled on the floor as well
“Get Dunked ON!” The pegasi child stated struggling back to their hooves.
“Is that a reference to something” the unicorn filly says getting up or at least trying.
“You’re such a featherbrain sometimes aren’t you.. Undertale. Sans… you know when you accept his false MER-” and they’re back to the floor. “Ahh Radishes…”
Before they can argue more one pony says “Where in Equestria did you two come from?”
“We came from Equestria... Eque… EQUE- BUCKING DISCORD IT!” The small pegasi seemed to be getting more and more furious until they ended up shooting up off the ground and hitting the roof. “Oh that’s right… I can, fly…”
the unicorn laughs “ I guess somethings blocking certain words we’re from outta town”
“This is bucking ridiculous…” they purposefully ignored the gasps at their language. “It’s like hitting hay… it get’s you nowhere. And nopony cares about what you do.”
“I think those guards care”
“HEY WHATS THE COMMOTION IS IT ANOTHER INVASION!”
“Nopony cares for guards though…”
“Why you! ….” he stops so he doesn’t swear “brat! get them!”
“Buck off! I don’t want to go to school!” they stop and frown as if that wasn’t what they had been planning on saying. “Buck this manure I’m out!(mmhm) Buck this manure I’m out(nope).”
“Hey wait what’s our Cutie-Marks” says the unicorn and looks at his flank with a smile it fades “Ohh nothing”
“Cutie-whatsits?” the other foal asked looking over bewildered for a few moments before it seemed to click. “Oh right… those things…”
One adult looked at her shocked and said “Everypony knows what a Cutie-Mark is and never forgets it for a second”
“Well I’m not everypony. I am my own pony, and I don’t care much for them.” they stated with bared teeth at the older pony. “Blank Flank Pride forever!”
They triumphantly rose a hoof and grinned only to fall over once more. Sprawling on the ground they grumbled something into the tile before simply giving up and pushing themself back up onto their hooves.
“Hey Chaotic…” they paused, who were they calling. “Wait, who’s Chaotic?”
“I don’t know Twi-” he stops “Oh buck that’s one of the filtered words Twister!”
“What… Our names are no longer… That’s bucking fan-feather-tastic as well Chaotic…” they paused and looked around before adding “Also is it just me… or are we now the same age?”
The guards finally recover from shock and shrug. The small unicorn answered the question “I guess so” Even as the guards finally sprung to action. To attempt to catch the two young foals.
Apparently though it was a lot harder to pick up either foal than it looked. Since neither of the two were able to be caught by any of the guards. It was like trying to escape from a very determined Pinkie Pie… Who’s also being clumsy… Effectively an exercise in futility.
The small pegasi would randomly fly at points, usually stopping when they crashed. Or wound up landing and spinning across the ground actually laughing entertained it seemed. It made them act somewhat like a bouncy ball that just kept gaining momentum.
The unicorn accidently kept spamming teleport he sometimes was on a guards head and couldn’t be seen by that guard making other guards hit his head. He slipped into walls quit a bit because of the cake and not used to using his hooves.
Eventually they were both caught, but only because they ended up colliding with one another somewhere in the middle of the room.
“Oh buck… please tell our Mom…” the pegasi pleaded ears dropping in fear.
“I see stars and lolipops” said the unicorn from the impact swaying a bit.