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car eats a peanut and fucking dies

Summary:

he found a peanut

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car: i found a walnut
*car eats the walnut*
car: oh no i am going to fucking die like it says in the title of this fic
*car falls over on his side and the smg4 death bell sound effect plays*

Notes:

thats the fic-now leave
this is so fucking stupid lmao