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Alex, George - 12:04
Alex
GEORGE
im meeting my new flatmate tomorrow
i'm scared about it
George
Why? I'm sure he's a perfectly nice bloke.
Alex
idk
i built up a trust with logan and i hate not knowing anything about franco (that's his name)
like what if he's a dickhead
and anyways
nobody could replace logie bear😓
George
I still can't believe he lets you call him that.
So, Franco? Surely you know something else about him.
And if he is a total dick, you can move into my flat for a while. I have a sofa bed.
Alex
he's from argentina, he's 21
thats it
George
Okay, wow. I really thought they would give you more information than that.
Alex
its a privacy issue or something
technically i'm not even supposed to know his name or age i just manipulated the nice accommodation officer
which i felt really mean about btw
George
Fair point.
Alex
i'm also worried it'll be a bit awkward as well
like... could the college not stick him in a flat with someone his own age?
it's like lance and fernando man
i will never understand why they got put together but as long as they're happy??
reminds me of the time i asked fernando why he didn't have a house
he muttered something about having to pay a lot of debts and ran off
well
he didn't run
he just walked but it sounds better when i say ran
george
george
where've you gone??
George
Sorry about that
I just had to go help Lewis catch Roscoe
He made a sudden bid for freedom
Turns out he had very clear priorities
We found him in a Greggs.
He was staring at the vegan sausage rolls.
Alex
LOL
that dog is my spirit animal
love a cheeky greggs
George
I personally don't see the appeal.
Alex
that's because you're posh
your family probably did their weekly shop at waitrose
George
Sainsbury's, actually.
Alex
SAINSBURYS
ok big guy
have you actually ever been inside an asda before
George
Yes. Twice.
Alex
how are you even a real person
George
You ask me that like twice a week.
Anyway, I'm off to attend a seminar.
Want to come?
Not the seminar.
But we could get something to eat on the way.
And you said you wanted to go to the library for something anyway.
Alex
i didn't even remember i wanted to go to the library
how do you remember more about my own life than me omg
but yes i'll come, let me get my shoes on and i'll meet you in 5
George
Sweet. You can pick where we go, I'm not fussy.
Alex
even a greggs? lowkey craving a sausage roll now after you told me about roscoe
George
I'll tolerate a lukewarm steak bake for you.
Alex, Logan - 12:27
Alex
logan
he said he'd tolerate a lukewarm steak bake for me
and he hates greggs
Logan
you are so whipped.
Block F1 Group Chat: 14:19
Valtteri
Hello
Has anyone received a package for me
It is quite important
Daniel
Valtteri! Do you mean this
*image.jpg* (it's a very large cardboard package blocking the stairwell.)
Valtteri
Yes
That is exactly it
I am on my way
God damn it.
The elevator is broken
Daniel
Don't you live on the top floor?
Valtteri
Yes.
Daniel
Valtteri, what is this package?
Valtteri
It is a bicycle Daniel
Daniel
Oh
Lewis
Don't worry Valtteri, I will come and help you with it 😊✌🏾
Valtteri
Thank you very much Lewis
Lewis
I'll meet you down there!
Pierre
Best bromance ever
Zhou
This message was deleted.
Pierre
WHAT
ZHOU IS THERE SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW
Is there something I need to know.
Yuki
what did it say
Pierre
I will message you
Checo
???
Zhou
nothing you need to worry about checo!
Kevin
Oh my god
Shut up
I am trying to fix my bathroom sink and I cannot work when I get a ping ping ping
Pierre
Then turn your phone on silent Kevin
Kevin
I do not know how to do that
Who the fuck just screamed
You have made me break the sink even more than it was when I started fixing it
Lando
VALTERRI JUSR DROPPED HIS FUCKING BIKE OB MY TOE😭😭
Nico
It was you!
You made Kevin stab the pipe with the spanner (He jumped.)
Now our flat is flooding
You are paying the plumbing bills Lando Norris
Valtteri
I am sorry Lando
Lewis made me laugh
Also you have spelt my name wrong
Lando
wow so nice to hear that my scream is that scary.
ALSO
I HAVE DISLEXIA
i cant help it valterri you mean raindeer fucker
Valtteri
That is very rude
You take that back
I have half a mind to steal Fernando's fish and deposit them on your doorstep
Lando
wait no
valterri im sorry
valtteri*
please
i'll do anything
just please no fish
your not a raindeer fucker
i take it back.
that was a very stereotypical thing to say
and nobody regrets it more than i.
Valtteri
Ok
I forgive you
Lando
THANK YOU VALTTERI
bless you
Esteban
Bro
What did I miss
I come back from a nice holiday
Someone screams like a goat
Water is leaking from under Nico and Kevin's door
And I can hear Alex singing kpop through the wall
Pierre
ESTEBAN
WHY DID I NOT HEAR YOU ENTER THE FRONT DOOR?
Esteban
I keep telling you to clean your ears out every day
By removing earwax and keeping the ear clean, individuals can improve their hearing, prevent ear infections, alleviate tinnitus symptoms, improve balance, and prevent earaches and complications from hearing aids and earplugs.
Lando
erm
ew
how about no?
i do not want to hear about pierres disgusting earwax
and esteban did you literally just copy and paste that
Esteban
Yes from my clipboard
Lando
THATS ON YOUR CLIPBOARD
poor pierre
how often does you get that @Pierre
Pierre
Pretty much every time he says something and I don't hear it and have to ask him to repeat it
Lando
im never living with esteban then
i never hear shit
Oscar
Can confirm
I've been calling you for about 5 minutes trying to tell you that your Deliveroo order got here
Lando
OH
I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON
omw
Pierre
How are you guys so chaotic my god
Yuki
pierre
you said you would message me what zhou said
Pierre
oh whoops i forgot
Lewis
What did Zhou say?
Zhou
nothing<3
Pierre, Yuki - 15:00
Pierre
he said "it's not a bromance it's a romance"
Yuki
is there something that valtteri and lewis need to tell us??
Everyone is offline.