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Raditz moves quick into the room, holding something
"I DID IT! I DID IT!" Raditz shouts out, his voice echoing in the room, his voice practically screams victory
Cui's eyes widen as he sits up straight on his seat, moving his head in the direction of the long haired saiyan "What did you do? Did you finally beat Vegeta in a spar!?" Cui asks, his eyes shining at the thought of that egotistical prince being defeated
Raditz shakes his head quickly "EVEN BETTER!" He opens the box he was holding, showing a steaming hot pizza "I OUTPIZZA'D THE HUT! HAHAHA!" Raditz holds up the pizza, laughing gleefully with pride, grinning from ear to ear as he bathes in his accomplishment
"I'll be the judge of that. Gimme a slice." Cui holds his hand out expectantly as Raditz hands him a slice of the pizza. Cui studies it with a scrutinizing glare, skeptical "There's no way you outpizza'd the hut, it's impossible." He states before slowly taking a bite, and when he does he is amazed as he almost inhales the entire slice "Holy kai! You outpizza'd the hut!" He exclaims in shock, almost not believing Raditz's insane cooking skills, the cheese, the sauce, it's all perfect down to the crust
"HELL YEAH!" Raditz shouts with the tone only described as victory "HAHA! I AM THE ONE WHO OUTPIZZA'D THE HUT!" He claims.
Though. His victory was only a temporary one as suddenly, a massive source of power appears behind him as he is skewered straight through the heart by a light pink blade generated by ki "You have disturbed the very universe with your reckless act and did what was meant to be impossible, now perish and repent." A mysterious green figure tells him coldly. Raditz falls to the ground with a quiet thud, lifeless as the figure takes out the blade, causing it to disappear into small glitters of light.
"HOLY SHIT! RADITZ!" Cui shouts, standing from his chair to kneel beside Raditz's still body, shaking him before getting no response.
The green figure takes out a cloth from his sleeve, wiping off the red fluid off his hand "I am feeling merciful today, I will not end you despite you being a accomplice to this freak of nature." The green figure grabs the pizza box, turning it into ash in his hands as he watches Cui tremble in fear.
"The hell even are you..?" Cui asks shakily, lifting his head away from Raditz's body to meet the powerful man's eyes.
"I am Zamasu, past god and present Pizza Hut worker, and I trust you will not repeat such mistakes to the way things are.. unless you want to end up like your little companion here." The figure introduces himself as he turns to walk away, slowly fading out of the area without another word and only a baffled Cui to witness.