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The fact that I am stuck in this shit box of a car with a 300 pound, hot, sweaty, hunk of a man on top of me, screaming as he rearranges my insides is almost unbearable.
I'm soaking wet right now.
Logan was grabbing onto Wades belt buckle like it was a life line while using it to move Wade as he pleased. See now Wade wasn't against having three long things inside of him, but inside of his head was not his favourite place for said things.
The claws currently stabbing his frontal lobe were making him see little heart float around Logan as he pulled Wades head to met his knee. Slamming his face into it as many times as Wade aloud. Flipping there positions so Wade was now basically straddling Logan, when he felt a large bump rub against his ass.
Is that what I think it is?
To check Wade not very discreetly shoved his ass down onto the bulge and OH the sound that came from Logan's mouth was probably gonna be in all of Wade wet dreams from now on.
"Princess, is that a Gold Plated 50 Caliber Desert Eagle Pistol, or are you just excited to see me?"
It didn't matter that Logan couldn't see his face he knew there was a huge smirk on the mecs face.
"Bub, I have eyes don't pretend that you're not just as hard as I am and Jesus Christ do you ever SHUT UP!"
Wade was thrown across the car only to be greeted with Logan getting on top of him again.
"Oh peanut you should know that the only way I shut up is if my tongue is occupied with something." Wade said while dramatically placing his hand onto his chest. Was he trying to fuck THE Wolverine right now? Yes.
Is that going to stop him from saying the most horrendous shit known to man?
No.
"I think that's the only good idea you've had since I've met you." Logan basically growled into Wades face. Logan grabbed the bottom of Wades mask and forced it off his head. Smashing his lips onto Wades. Logan immediately bites at Wades lip forcing his mouth open so he can shove his tongue as far into Wades mouth as possible. Wade whined into the kiss relishing in the fact that the Wolverine was trying to tongue fuck him.
Logan controlled the kiss and exploded every little part of Wades mouth not breaking for even a second. He wanted to shut Wade up for as long as possible. Wade brought his hands behind Logan's head to rip off his gloves and shove them into the wirer brown hair that looked a little to much like cat ears to be an accident.
Did his hair naturally stick out like that or does this hunk of a man use a hair straightener to style his hair in the morning? He'll have to ask him later when he isn't being tongue fucked by Huge Jackedman.
Logan's hands snaked down to grab at Wades belt but struggled to undo it. So he resorted to feeling over Wades waist and his apes realising just how much his suit really hid.
When Logan pulled back he was greeted with the site of a flushed Wade Winston Wilson that had pink almost swallow kissed lips that were wet with spite. His pupils were blown wide with lust and he looked so fucking touch starved in the way he was leaning into every single touch Logan gave him.
"God you look good like this."
"Could say the same for you baby girl."
At that Wade flipped them so he was on top and dove right back into kissing Logan. This time though Wade was humping Logan's leg like a nasty dog trying to just get some sort of friction. He moved his kisses to anywhere this stupid banana suit aloud. He bit at Logan's neck enjoying the endless sounds he got from the older man. The groans and muffled moans that he tried to hold in just made Wade feel like a giddy kid in a candy shop.
"Wade I swear to fucking god, if you don't start fucking me right now and stop stalling I'm going to throw you out of this car and run you over."
"Hold your horses there sweetums, you don't even have your jammies off yet."
"WELL GET THEM THE FUCK OFF!!!"
He screamed pulling at his suit, not wanting to rip it but wanting it off NOW.
Wade went for his belt immediately and unbuckled it with ease, grabbing his travel sized lube from one of the compartments and put it to the side for now. Logan was desperately forcing his pants down and struggling to get his top part of the suit off, eventually ripping the sleeves for easier removal. Wade pulled down his pants and his shirt leaving him in his Wolverine boxers that he forgot he was wearing.
"Jesus fuck Wade, why are you wearing boxers that have my face on them?"
"I like to always have man's mouth near my cock for save keeping's and baby these aren't the worst Wolverine merch items I have."
Wade winks at Logan as he grabs the man's clothed cock firmly and starts rubbing. The seer need that was coming off of Logan was almost too much to process. His hips were involuntarily jerking up into the taller man's grip.
"God fuck just get them OFF."
"If I knew this is what makes you talk this much I would have pounced on you the second I saw you in that bar. It's not that I didn't want to, seeing your huge ass shoulder muscles move as you sat there drinking, god you're hot you know that."
The blush on Logan had spread to his chest, the man looked like a tomato.
"Awww is the witty wolve embarrassed about me telling him how hot he is?"
Logan just grunts at him moving his arm up to cover his eyes, but he readjust realising that he didn't want to not be able to see Wade. His slim scarred hands knew all to well what they were doing and at this rate Logan was gonna fucking cum in his underwear.
"Wade. I-I need you NOW. God. Why are you so good with your hands?"
"Aw kitty cat, I bet you say that to all the girls."
"I wasn't joking. Hurry up and just fuck me."
"Now how could I argue with a man that uses his words so well."
Wades hand went to his waist band and yanked them down so he could finally see what this man was hiding. God they should have had his name be beast. Wolverine groaned as his dick sprung to attention hitting the cold air quick. He wasn't that much smaller then Wade length wise but god was he thick, built like a fucking tree branch. If Logan hadn't so kindly asked for Wade to fuck him he would have jumped on to that thing so fast.
"Sugar you're so perfect."
"Don't just stare, hurry up."
Wade grabbed his discarded lube and put some on his fingers rubbing them together to try and get it to not be freezing.
He was sitting on his knees in-between Logan's huge thighs that were trying to traps him here and bring him closer to his body. Logan sprawled out on his back covered in blush and stating to gather a layer of sweat, he was gorgeous.
"If I'm going to make sweet love to you, I'm gonna have to prep you, and I'm gonna make SURE that you're VERY loose ok peanut?"
All he got back was a groan.
"I'm not gonna touch your cinnamon roll unless you use your words big guy."
"Fucking jokes, YES Wade you can fucking prep me till your hearts content just gets on with it NOW."
Wade smiled at his response and moved down to kiss him so he had something to distract him from the initial uncomfortableness of it. Wade had bottomed plenty of times, he knew the ins and outs of it and every time he tops a guy he makes sure to make it as comfortable and good for them as possible. He's just a little service top.
His index fingers tip met with Logan's ring of tightly wound muscles that Wade slowly inserted himself into. Logan was tight.
"If you don't want this, I will stop at anytime but you need to tell me, and if you do want this, fucking loosen up because you're making this kinda difficult to get in while your so tight."
Logan just pulled Wade down to met his mouth again.
"I want you, don't stop."
He mumbled in between kisses as he finally loosened up and let Wade slid in with ease.
"Such a greedy little hole sucking up all my finger."
He slowly started pulling out just to shove back in slowly and Logans moan into his mouth was enough for him to know he could take more.
He started moving faster curving his finger when he was in trying to find that one spot that he knew drove him crazy and would probably do the same to Logan.
Logan became a moaning mess as soon as Wade added a second finger and began to scissor him open.
He was close.
In his defence it wasn't like he was some teenager coming in his pants untouched, he just hadn't been touched in god knows how long. He didn't believe he deserves such a thing, but god Wade drove him crazy, in more ways than one. He had this charm to him, he was annoying and drove him up the wall but he did have SOME good jokes. And god he was pretty, he was tall slim but muscular and could hold his own in a fight. His scars didn't change how hot he was, it just added texture.
Logan couldn't care less that he was covered in scars, he didn't know what he looked like without them and didn't care.
When Wade moved downwards with his kisses and bite hard into Logan's shoulder that was it for him.
"FUCCKKKK" he screamed as his cum hit his stomach and Wades.
Wades movements stuttered as he was in shock.
Did he seriously just cum after I bite him?
Really?
"Don't stop, or I'll slice your fucking dick off and fuck myself with it."
"Pump the hate breaks you fuck knuckle I only slowed down out of sheer shock of your gay ass coming after like 10 minutes of fingering. Excuse me I didn't realise you were a fucking virgin."
"I'm not. I'm too old to be a virgin, just hadn't had any action in a while. GOD Wade RIGHT there. FUCK."
He was already getting hard again. Regeneration factors will do that to you.
"Such an eggar beaver."
Wade started going faster inserting a third finger which made Logan's back arch like he was a cat. Perfectly arched into Wades touch.
"Wade, I'm ready please I need you right now. Fuck. I need you in me."
Wade didn't need to be told twice. He yanked his underwear down and threw them god knows where in the minivan.
"Get your special sock out reader, it's gonna get good."
"Who the fuck are you tal-"
He was cut off by Wade shoving in unexpected, bottoming out immediately.
"Jeez, your tighter then Blake."
Wade didn't give him much time to adjust and started moving at an unforgiving pace.
"Ah- harder, fuck!"
Wade did as told and was met with Logan biting into his shoulder, blood filling his mouth. He pulled back and kissed Wade making him taste the blood that was still in his mouth.
"You're an animal."
Wade mumbled into there kiss. Logan shoved his head into Wades neck smelling his scent and it was like nothing he had smelt before. He smelled like sweat, sweets, and weed and it was so uniquely Wade.
Wades pace didn't falter, if anything gained speed and was pounding into Logan and all Logan could really do was take it. But he wanted more.
"Touch me, fuck, please."
Wade grabbed his cock and started jerking him off meeting each thrust.
"Can I cum in you? My little princess? Can I fucking fill you up with a baby and fuck you till it sticks?"
Logan's cock twitched.
"You're such a freak."
"Your cock twitching says you like ittt. Do you want me to fill you up with a baby?"
"God Wade, FUCK!"
There was some sick animal part of Logan that was obsessed with the idea of actually having a kid with Wade, he knew he couldn't get pregnant but yet it still drove him crazy.
He bite into Wades shoulder, his hands were grabbing onto Wades sides. He could feel the metal threatening to break his skin, and it did. They stabbed into Wades sides. His claws always came out when he was about to come.
"Sorry." He muttered sheepishly while moving his claws out of Wade.
"Aahhhhhhh" That was the thing to push Wade over the edge, Logan being to lost in sex to control his claws. He went to pull out but was stopped by huge hands grabbing his hips and forcing him back in. Logan was filled with cum to the point his ass was leaking slowly. Logan quickly followed after being filled. His cum shot onto Wades chest and cover the two of them. Wade pulled out slowly, then laid on top of Logan.
He moved his hand to Logan's stomach and said straight faced,
"Now that you're carrying our child, you're mine now, no refunds. Sorry love."
Then kissed his cheek and rubbed circles on the smaller man's stomach, making the cum there spread.
Logan said nothing in fear of ruining this moment. He was actually happy for the first time is forever. Logan grabbed Wades face and kissed him gently. He didn't want this moment to end.