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Yuletide Madness 2012
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2012-12-23
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Security.

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Viridian Dynamics tackles the topic of security in the office. (A virtual commercial, but not a vid.)

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Security. It's something we all care about. Everyone wants to be safe and secure.

See how safe this baby looks? That's what it's like at Veridian.

Like this baby.

We tried using isolation chambers but the employees went insane after seventy-two hours. But we kept the pictures. The art director likes them.

That's why we take our password protocols seriously. At Veridian, our passwords are automatically changed every ninety days. And no one's allowed to use the word 'password' as their password. Because that's stupid. And our employees aren't stupid.

See how smart she is? She's holding a beaker.

Mostly.

We fired this one right after the picture was taken. Moron.

We also don't let our employees share passwords or important personal information. In fact, most office gossip is banned.

Women. They're terrible gossips.

It's all part of our plan to keep you safe. We wouldn't want anything bad to happen.

Something like this, for example. We're going to make sure this doesn't happen.

Veridian Dynamics. Life. Better.

And our logo is snappy and reassuring.