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Kremy snaps.
“Yes guys… you know what? You know what I came to do this journey? You know what I came to do this journey, guys?”
Angels singing
“I’ve came to admit, finally, *ALL MY EVIL PLAN*! IT’S COME TOGETHER!”
Crazy guy laughing noises
“All of the members of the Kremy Lecroux… ARE UNDER NDA! AND THEY HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS! And I’ve been siphoning every dollar they’ve made from all of the clout that I gave them! Cuz I made every single one of them… and I have their parents’ tombstone numbers… and I will have them executed! EXECUTED! If they say another BAD WORD! Another Bad word! They will perish. I will kill all of them… and also, secretly, I hate all of you. All of you! Because of your gender! And your sex! And because I’m homophobic! I hate all of you! And I always have! You got me! But it’s too late! It’s gone through! The plan has been executed! Aha, I’ll see you guys soon… in hell.”
The crew stare at Kremy. They're all still in fucking drag. And Kremy has to awkwardly walk with them anyway despite his evil villain monologue shit.