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Yum, Jevin-o

Summary:

It's time for the Hemritcraft monthly potluck picnic lunch.

Jevin brings two dishes, one a bowl of macaroni salad for the normal food table, and two a bowl of his blue slime for the non-normal food table (this table include such foods as human flesh, and blood bags and other not-so-normal foods).

Or, something happens and Jevin's slime dish is put at the normal food table instead of the non-normal food table -> accidental cannibalism :/

Notes:

we have another cannibalism request, "So I am absolutely fucking insane about Jevin cannibalism so please feed me. I have read every single fic with just him-centered angst. PLEASE WRITE IT SOON <<<<<333333" - DogGoneTired (Guest)

I have another Jevin one planed, but enjoy this one! <3

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

It's time for the Hemritcraft monthly potluck picnic lunch.

 

Jevin brings two dishes, one a bowl of macaroni salad for the normal food table, and two a bowl of his blue slime for the non-normal food table (this table include such foods as human flesh, and blood bags and other not-so-normal foods).

 

"Hey Jevin." Etho says as the smile hybrid makes his way to the tables.

 

He puts the macaroni salad down first at it's table.

 

He then moves to the other table, setting it down.

 

Jevin puts an serving spoon from the table into the bowl with the blue slime in it.

 

Once he is done, Jevin goes over to the other Hermits to socialize.

 

-♡-

 

Scar is looking at the non-normal food table (totally not trying to slip a bite of Keralis' famous human liver and onions. (Scar heard Joe and Xb were the willing donors for the dish.))

 

The vex hybrid is looking for Keralis' dish (okay sue him. You would understand if you had tried Keralis' human liver and onions dish, Scar would kill for it.) when his eyes land on a white ceramic bowl filed with what looks like blue raspberry jello.

 

"That should not be here." Scar chuckles, garbing the bowl and walking it over to the normal food table.

 

He sets it down before seeing Grian and deciding to run and pull the avian into a hug.

 

-♡-

 

Jevin sits down on a picnic blanket with Hypno, a plate of food in his hands (a mix of normal and non-normal food. Come on, keralis' human liver and onions is to kill for.)

 

Wels sits down next to him, a plate of food in his own hands.

 

The knight has his helmet off and sitting in the grass next to him as he starts to eat.

 

"Jev, did you try the Blue raspberry jello?" Wels asks, putting another spoon full in his moth from his plate, "It's so good, I wonder who made it." the avian says after he swallowed the 'Jello'.

 

"No." Jevin says, "Can I steal a spoon of it?"

 

Wels offers him his plate.

 

Jevin takes his spoon scoping up a spoon full of it.

 

The second the 'Jello' is in his mouth Jevin knows it's his smile.

 

Jevin swallows it, the slime dissolving back into his body.

 

"You like it?" Wels asks.

 

"Hmm." Jevin says, stands up, leaving his plate on the blanket.

 

He looks at the non-normal food table first, not finding his slime.

 

The slime hybrid moves to the normal food table and finds his white ceramic bowl of smile in the middle or it (how he did not see it when he was grabbing some of Impulse's cornbread muffins he does not know.)

 

"Uh, Hermit's who have the 'Blue Raspberry Jello'." Jevin says, causing all the Hermit's eyes to be on him, "That's not Jello." he says, "That's my slime I brought for the non-normal food table."

 

Jevin is hit with,

 

"What?" 's

 

"Hun?" 's

 

"Ew, I ate slime." 's, and, "It's not that bad." 's

 

People like Scar and Joe give him some, "I would have eaten it anyway." 's

 

Jevin sighs, wondering who moved the bowl.

 

(Scar sits on his picnic blanket with Mumbo, Grian, and Cub, praying Nobody tries to figure out who moved the bowl.)

Notes:

if you have any request for a cannabilisum fic (rules are in the "Blue's mcyt cannibalism fics" notes session), coment it and I'll take a swing at it.

thank you for reading...

I hope you enjoyed!

comments are welcomed!

as always, have a good day/night peeps.

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