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As 007n7 ducks for cover against a killbrick he slumps behind a rock in exhaustion by constantly running from his son. His own son. How cruel this world can be.
“If only things could’ve been different” 007n7 keeps telling himself. He misses the times where he had a normal kid. The times where they sat at the table and just talked the times where they played together on the playground, hell he even misses the times where he got angry at him for causing trouble.
Wait a minute….
In those times he disciplined c00lkidd he always managed to make him stop even when he didn’t want to. 007n7 looks at c00lkidd with this realisation, seeing him still have that childlike mindset gives him an idea. But what if he was wrong? 007n7 quickly erased this thought as he saw c00lkidd chasing Guest 1337 who looked badly injured with his pizza clones and decided to risk it.
So with a heavy heart he stood up. Walked closer to them and screamed “C00LKIDD!” In an angry tone.
C00lkidd stopped chasing him which made his pizza clones disappear and hesitated before turning around to him with a scared forced smile. “Y-yes dad..?” He said in a small tone which was a stark contrast to his normal personality.
“WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!?” 007n7 brulled causing c00lkidd to get even more scared. “Oh no… I’m toast.” C00lkidd thought but in reality he said. “I-I’m just p-playing with him… s-see?” C00lkidd pointed at Guest 1337 with blood stained on his clothes and grasping his broken arm.
“DIDNT I TELL YOU TO BE GENTLE WITH OLD PEOPLE?” 007n7 kind of regretted saying that since he’s way older then guest 1337, oh well it’s not like c00lkidd would notice that. “B-but I am. L-look he playing tag with me…” c00lkidd said while thinking: “oh no…. oh no this is BAD dad’s never this angry.” C00lkidd thought in fear.
Meanwhile guest 1337 is thinking he’s going insane. I mean if a giant demon was chasing you and got yelled at by a random old person with a burger on his head you probably think you would be hallucinating too right?
“Oh Charlotte and Daisy, I’m glad you can’t see me like this” he thought while gripping his arm hoping to stop the bleeding Atleast for a bit.
“HAVE YOU LEARNED ANYTHING FROM WHAT I SAID LAST TIME!?” 007n7 yelled causing guest 1337 to snap out of his thoughts. “B-but last time they liked it! T-they even played so much that they immediately fell asleep!”
C00lkidd expected him to relax after saying that, after all he usually doesn’t get upset for long but it was the opposite for it only made him look more angrier. “YOU’RE COMING WITH ME YOUNG MAN!” 007n7 grabbed the weird mutant version of his son and started to walk away. “WAIT NO NO PLEASE DAD!” C00lkidd shouted but it was in vain as he kept dragging him until guest 1337 couldn’t see them anymore leaving him thinking:
“What the fuck just happened?”
———————————————————————————— Hey guys, I made a rewrite of this fic since i was bored 😴 It doesn’t add anything new but it is more polished 🧻 Thank you all for the support of my goofy little fics, it means a lot to me 🥹 -mimikyuyay