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Rodger opened the front door of gardenview. He didn't expect anyone to be knocking at 3 in the morning. On the other side of the door frame was some… other toon… had they been making new toons recently?
“Uh… can i help you?” Rodger said.
The toon was blue and in some sort of sailor outfit, a big circle with the number two in it over where one of their eyes should be. The new toon placed both hands on Rodgers shoulders and started shaking him violently.
“DO YOU HAVE ANY LIFE PAINT?!?” the toon yelled.
“What the fuck is a life paint” Rodger mumbled tiredly.
“You know! It's uh… the stuff you use to live!” The toon yelled frantically, “I need it to help my wife!”
They were giving the new toons wives? Rodger thought they banned relationships between toons, or else him and eggson would have already held hands.
The new toon let go of Rodger. Heading inside the building himself.
“Hey! Where are you going?” Rodger yelled.
“I'm going to find the paint myself,” the toon responded.
Rodger ran after them, hoping they didn't get into trouble.
“At least tell me your name?” Rodger asked.
“It's Bill,” the toon responded, “Billy Yards”