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a little bit scandalous (but baby, don't let them see it)

Summary:

Emma's terrifying boss has one weakness: a man in an oversized Oxford hoodie who brings him lunch and calls him "Your Majesty."

Notes:

soooo i was basically getting my office romcoms fix & took a tumblr prompt & ran with it

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Emma Clarke has been working at Fox-Mountchristen Investments for exactly three weeks, and she's already learned the most important rule: don't breathe too loudly when Mr. Fox is on the floor.

Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor is a legend in London's financial district — brilliant, ruthless, and utterly terrifying. In Emma's first week, she watched him reduce a senior analyst to tears over a misplaced decimal point. In her second week, she witnessed him fire someone for being two minutes late to a meeting. By her third week, she's mastered the art of becoming invisible whenever his perfectly polished shoes click across the marble floors.

So when a man in jeans and an oversized Oxford hoodie strolls through the glass doors at half past three on a Tuesday, carrying tea and what looks like takeout, Emma assumes security will escort him out within minutes.

Instead, Pez — Mr. Fox's impeccably dressed assistant who usually speaks in whispers — looks up and grins. "He's in the conference room with the Tokyo clients."

"Cheers," the stranger says, heading directly toward the glass-walled conference room where Mr. Fox is mid-presentation.

Emma nearly chokes on her tea. No one interrupts Mr. Fox's meetings. Ever. Last week, someone's phone buzzing during a client call resulted in a company-wide memo about "professional conduct and basic respect."

Through the glass walls, Emma watches the impossible happen. Mr. Fox — the man who once told Davies that smiling during quarterly reviews was "unprofessional and disturbing" — catches sight of the approaching stranger and his entire face... softens. There's no other word for it. The sharp angles of his perpetual frown smooth out, and something that might actually be a smile tugs at the corner of his mouth.

Emma looks around frantically to see if anyone else is witnessing this clearly supernatural event, but the entire trading floor has gone dead silent, everyone watching the scene unfold like they're observing a rare wildlife phenomenon.

The stranger knocks on the conference room door. Mr. Fox's "come in" lacks its usual edge of barely contained irritation.

"Sorry to interrupt," the man says, stepping inside. "You forgot your lunch again."

Emma blinks. Someone just interrupted a client meeting to deliver lunch, and Mr. Fox hasn't spontaneously combusted.

"I— yes. Thank you," Mr. Fox replies, accepting a container with something approaching actual politeness. Emma has heard him speak to heads of state with less warmth.

"And your tea's probably stone cold by now," the stranger continues, setting a fresh cup on the conference table like he owns the place. "You've been here since six this morning."

How does he know that? Emma wonders. She'd assumed Mr. Fox simply materialized in his office each morning, fully suited and terrifying.

"Alex," Mr. Fox says quietly, and there's something almost... vulnerable in his voice. Like he wants to say more but can't quite manage it.

Alex. The name means nothing to Emma, but apparently it means everything to Mr. Fox, whose carefully maintained professional mask is developing serious cracks.

What happens next will be burned into Emma's memory forever.

Alex — this random man in casual clothes who somehow knows Mr. Fox's schedule — steps closer and wraps his arms around Mr. Fox from behind, chin resting on his shoulder like this is the most natural thing in the world.

Emma's pen snaps in her hand.

Mr. Fox goes completely still, and Emma can see the internal crisis playing out across his face through the glass. She's never seen their boss look uncertain about anything, but right now he looks like a man torn between professional protocol and something much more fundamental.

Then, as Emma and thirty other witnesses watch in stunned silence, Mr. Fox leans back into the embrace.

"Stop hugging me like this in public," Mr. Fox murmurs, but his voice has lost every trace of its usual authority. "You're ruining my reputation."

"What reputation?" Alex grins, and Emma can see it even from across the trading floor. "Everyone already knows you're a softie. Remember last week when you bought lunch for the entire IT department because they had to work through their break?"

Wait. What? Emma looks around to see if anyone else caught that. Mr. Fox bought lunch for people? The same Mr. Fox who made her redo a filing system because it wasn't "sufficiently alphabetical"?

"That was— they were doing important work— " Mr. Fox protests weakly.

"Mhmm." Alex presses a kiss to Mr. Fox's cheek, and Emma's brain officially stops functioning.

She's watching her terrifying boss — the man who once told someone their presentation was "an insult to PowerPoint itself" — blush like a schoolboy because someone kissed his cheek.

"I'll let you get back to terrifying people with spreadsheets," Alex says, pulling away. "But I'm ordering dinner at seven and if you're not home by eight, I'm coming back with embarrassing photos from our honeymoon."

Honeymoon. Emma's mind reels. Mr. Fox is married. To this person. Who just... shows up at work and hugs him in front of clients and calls him a softie.

Mr. Fox's ears are now visibly pink. "You wouldn't dare."

"Try me, Your Majesty."

Emma's pen isn't the only thing that breaks. She's pretty sure her entire understanding of reality just shattered.

Alex winks at the Japanese executives — who look like they're witnessing a nature documentary about previously unknown species — waves at the trading floor, and strolls out as casually as he arrived.

The silence that follows is deafening.

Emma stares at the conference room where Mr. Fox is attempting to return to his presentation, but something fundamental has shifted. The rigid set of his shoulders has relaxed. When one of the Tokyo clients makes an error in their calculations, Mr. Fox simply corrects it instead of delivering the kind of soul-crushing response Emma has come to expect.

"First time?" Davies asks quietly, appearing at Emma's desk like a war-weary veteran.

"I'm sorry, what?"

"First time seeing Alex visit. You look like you've seen a ghost."

"I... what just happened?" Emma manages.

"Alex Claremont-Diaz," Davies explains, settling against her desk. "Mr. Fox's husband. Shows up about once a month to make sure the boss remembers he's human."

"Husband?" Emma's voice cracks.

"Five years now. You should have seen the office when they got engaged. Mr. Fox actually smiled for an entire week. It was deeply unsettling."

Emma looks back at the conference room where Mr. Fox is explaining market projections with something that might actually be described as patience.

"But he's so..." she starts.

"Terrifying? Yeah, he is. But watch him when Alex is here. It's like someone flipped a switch."

As if summoned by Davies's words, Pez appears beside them. "Alex has this theory that Henry— Mr. Fox— gets so caught up in being perfect that he forgets basic human things like eating and sleeping and being kind to people."

"So he just... shows up?"

"With lunch and tea and completely inappropriate public displays of affection, yes." Pez grins. "It's the only thing that works. Last month Alex came by during the Morrison presentation and called him 'sweetheart' in front of the entire board."

Emma's eyes widen. "What happened?"

"Mr. Fox turned red as a tomato and the Morrison deal went through because apparently the board found it 'refreshing to see his human side.'"

Over the next hour, Emma watches her boss conduct the rest of his meeting with unprecedented warmth. He laughs — actually laughs — at one of the client's jokes. He asks about their flight, their hotel, whether they need anything. It's like watching a completely different person wearing Mr. Fox's perfectly tailored suit.

After the Tokyo team leaves, Emma notices something else: the entire office feels different. People are talking at normal volumes instead of hushed whispers. Someone's actually playing music at their desk. The oppressive atmosphere of constant fear has lifted, replaced by something that feels almost... comfortable.

"How long does it last?" Emma asks Davies.

"The effect? Usually about a week. Then he gradually returns to his usual state of barely contained professional rage until Alex shows up again."

"It's like a monthly reset," Pez adds. "Reminds everyone that underneath all that terrifying competence, he's just a person who's completely gone on his husband."

Emma spends the rest of the afternoon sneaking glances at Mr. Fox's office, where he's actually eating the lunch Alex brought instead of surviving on tea and intimidation. At one point, she sees him smile at his phone — really smile, not the sharp, predatory expression he uses in negotiations.

At exactly seven-fifty-five, Mr. Fox does something Emma has never seen in her three weeks of employment: he leaves on time. No staying until midnight, no taking calls in the elevator, no grim determination to work until he drops.

He just... goes home to his husband.

"Same time next month," Davies predicts, watching their boss disappear into the elevator with something approaching actual contentment on his face.

Emma shakes her head, still processing everything she's witnessed. "I don't understand how this is real."

"None of us do," Pez admits cheerfully. "But thank God for Alex Claremont-Diaz, because without him, we'd all have died of stress ulcers by now."

As Emma packs up her desk, she finds herself looking forward to next month's visit. Not just because it means a temporary reprieve from living in constant fear of their boss's wrath, but because there's something almost magical about watching someone love Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor loudly enough to crack through all that professional armor.

Even if it is the most surreal thing she's ever witnessed in her entire career.

The next morning, Mr. Fox returns to his usual state of exacting standards and barely concealed impatience, but Emma swears there's something different about him. A slight softening around the edges that suggests he's remembering, however briefly, that he's more than just the sum of his quarterly reports.

And if that means she has to witness monthly public displays of affection that completely upend her understanding of professional boundaries, well. She's starting to think it might be worth it.

Notes:

here's to hoping emma has a better time at her job than i have at mine <33