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new pitt gc - day shift

Fri, May 15 at 9:47 PM

Robby

Can someone explain this

Someone from night shift saw it

Not mad just curious

Everyone

Princess

oh no

Perlah

DON’T

Princess

TOO LATE

Perlah

No

Putragis ka

Princess!!

?

Putragis ka

Princess

IJBOL

ok so WHO DIDNT THROW THEIR COPY OUT

Robby

So it was u @princess

Princess

i disagree to agree

who snitched from night shift???

did they send those photos to you?

Robby

I dont know

Princess

ah so it’s dr. Abbot

Robby

Wait he knows abt it?

Princess

you ratted us out huh? @Jesse

Jesse

I swear I’ve never seen that in my entire life

Princess

@Donnie !! i knew it

Donnie

Ok no

Just no

Perlah

Liar

That’s your copy isn’t it @Cassie

I know it's yours

Cassie

oh so now its like a witch hunt? cool we were just friends like an hour ago

@Mateo grab ur torch buddy, youre next

Mateo

I would just like to say

In my defense

Thats definitely not mine

Mateo

Mine had colors lol

Fri, May 15 at 9:55 PM

Robby

SO ALL OF U KNEW ABOUT THIS

Samira

chill 😭 NOT ME

?

I didn’t

And @Samira why is that GIF so long

Samira

LMFAO IKR?? its a whole movie

Yolanda

Never seen it, Dr. Robby

Heather

What’s the paper about?

Why is it such a big deal?

Robby

It says who is ur ER stuationship

They said it has questions and OUR names and pictures in it

?

What the hell

Yolanda

Lol

Robby

Whats a situationship

Samira

like dating! but make it emotionally confusing without the labels

Heather

Ah so it’s like one of those magazine quizzes

Pick A, B, or C, and cry at the result

Samira

SOMEONE SEND IT CLEARER

Princess

ok let’s just send it, everyone answer

@everyone

Robby

I dont have the full copy

Cassie

time to shine @Mateo

send the softcopy

?

Not to sound so clueless but

Why him

Princess

IJBOL

he’s our chief editor

Yolanda

Oh wow

You had roles?

Princess

of course, we’re not amateurs💁‍♀️

Dr. Mckay’s the insider. Perlah’s lookout (a bad one). I did the questioning

we had already disposed of those four exclusive copies

but apparently, one wasn't

@cassie ehem

Perlah

You're the one who basically confessed to everything!

Princess

past is past girl move on that's minutes ago

Cassie

come on, thats not MY copy

Princess

before you all get all moral about it

we didnt even get to make that many patients take it

and we did this on breaks

?

What do u mean by that

Patients took that quiz?

Princess

they knew it was a JOKE

we also chose the ones who have chill vibes

dw we're picky

Perlah

For legal reasons

All the information written in that quiz has nothing to do with me

Princess

coward❗❗

Heather

This is sounding less like a harmless fun quiz and more like a crime

Robby

Where r the questions

Mateo

Sry Dr. Robby I had to pull it up

Fri, May 15 at 10:10 PM

Mateo

U all ready?

Mateo

Heres the first page

Mateo

Second

new pitt gc - day shift

Fri, May 15 at 10:16 PM

Princess

send ur answers, ill tell you the results

Victoria

A B B B E C D B B A

Samira

oh! so we’re really sending it

C C C B E A C C C C

Trinity

E E B E D E E E D E

Yolanda

E E C A B E E E E E

Mel

C C D D D D C D D C

Dennis

C A A E A A A A A A

Princess

everyone done?

Fri, May 15 at 10:19 PM

Heather

B A A B A A A A B A

Robby

Ah u did it?

Heather

Why? Is someone scared?

Robby

A B B B B B D B B B

Dana

If i get anyone other than Heather, rig it

B B C B A B B A E D

?

Not answering

I can already tell who’s who

Dana

K chicken

?

FINE

A D A D A D A D A D

Victoria

Lol just curious, are we in it?

Perlah

Not yet

This was pre-you

Just the ones before you

Samira

HUH

SO I'M in it????

Princess

i mean u already answered

just a tiny tiny risk of being called narcissist if u end up choosing urself AHSAHSHAH

Trinity

Wait

Wdym "yet"?

Princess

the questions with u guys are still under quality check

Cassie

oh i thought mateo was abt to print them

Fri, May 15 at 10:20 PM

Mateo

Yea

It's like my number 1 priority

Especially since Princess doesnt ask me abt it every 6 seconds

Princess

ohkayyy relax drama queen

Mel

Does it include me too? 😊

Princess

yes sweetheart

Mel

Yay! Thanks!

?

Can we hit pause on that for a sec

Just in case someone pulls a surprise and changed their surname

Yolanda

Oh god

Dont fucking propose on a group chat

Lame as hell

Trinity

😭

Princess

IJBOL

Samira

Dana

Yes dont

?

IM NOT

I DID NOT

Princess

plot twist: the results page doesn't even include ur surnames

Robby

Oh so Frank proposed for nothing then

?

NO

I DIDNT PROPOSE

?

Where are the results..

Fri, May 15 at 10:31 PM

Princess

so ur ER situationships are:

Mateo

And for transparency

Samira

ok first of all

thats like the most forced meaning of DILF ever lmfao

and thanks❤️ mine's so sweet

?

"Mr. Maybe-Soon-To-Be-Divorced" ???

Princess

hey AGAIN

we did that before their first day

Mateo

?

Knows her anatomy?

We all know our anatomy

Yolanda

Oho finally I can use this

?

??

Fri, May 15 at 11:27 PM

Robby

Rolls up sleeves dangerously

How can i make it safe

best man - gc

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Robby added Jack to this conversation

Robby added John to this conversation

Sun, May 17 at 10:10 PM

Robby

Whats this I hear from Jack that u chose him as ur best man?

@Feank

?

What

Jack

Whoops sorry, Dr. L

I mean Dr. Langdon

I thought Dr. R knew

Robby

Stop calling us that

And to think i had to hear all of this from Dr. A of all people

U chose him? Over me?

Jack

It's a profound honor to have been chosen as your best man.

Thank you, Dr. Langdon

Franklin, if I may.

?

Huh

Nope

Jack

Francis? Francisco?

Franck?

Frangelico

?

Frank's just fine, Dr. Abbot

Jack

Oh, come on. We're way past that now!

Just call me Best Man Jack now 👍

John

Yo why am I in this chat

Robby

Apparently youre backup best man if Jack said no

John

Woah

Best news I've heard all week

I humbly accept

When is the wedding

?

NOPE

No duties. No best man. This is like theoretical wedding prep

?

I just asked Dr. Abbot to be my witness IF it ever happens

To be present during the ceremony

Robby

Y them?

What do they hav that I dont?

?

Honestly?

A night shift and zero morning commitments

John

Hey

What a low bar

But true I respect it 😼

Robby

I couldve taken PTO

?

Not even a real WEDDING YET

I'm still preparing for the proposal

I'm just trying to be ready in case my future wife suddenly yells "Let's get married right now!"

Robby

And Y would Mel yell that

?

JUST IN CASE

Jack

Healthy mindset. Proud of you, Frankie boy 👍

?

FRANK

Robby

Look U two arent even close

Jack

We can easily fix that

We're on a 1st name basis now.

Robby

And let me guess

Mel picked her sister as maid of honor

?

Obviously

As her WITNESS

Robby

Y? Youre not having a church wedding?

?

Well we kind of talked about it, Mel and I just want it really private. No big fuss

She's not into the whole walk-down-the-aisle thing

Jack

Understandable.

?

But she said she might be open to it someday

Her presence alone would be enough anyway

Why'd you ask?

Robby

I dont know

I just had this vision of walking u down the aisle

John

Oh

Damn

that's kinda sweet

?

That's interesting

And unexpected

I kind of teared up a little

Jack

@Robby You sweet talker you

You once told me your dream was walking Dr. Mohan down the aisle.

?

Nah...

Now you're just trying to walk everyone down the aisle

John

Wow

He's just basically 🧚Aisle Fairy🧚 at this point

Kinda greedy

?

Hold up Dr. Shen

Don't call him greedy

But yeah you're kinda greedy @Robby

John

With all due respect

He's out here collecting aisle walks like

"You get an aisle walk! 🫵 You get an aisle walk too! 👆 Hey, you! 👉 Want an aisle walk?"

Sun, May 17 at 10:20 PM

Robby

IJBOL

Robby

I mean if Mel wants me to walk her down the aisle too

If Im available

And if she insists

Sure

?

Wowwwwww

Sun, May 17 at 10:22 PM

John

Wait

Just to clarify, theres no actual wedding planned?

No date? No wedding dress? No bouquet?

?

YES

John

Oh ok

I say let the two fight. Behind the hospital. 7 AM. No weapons 🙅🚫

Winner gets the title

Deal?

Jack

Deal

Robby

?

?

NO DEAL!

Sun, May 17 at 10:26 PM

Robby

U will regret this Frank

U will all regret this

John

Oh man

Come on. Me too?

I dont like having regrets 😞

Jack

Frankie will regret what?

Having a loyal, charming, punctual best man?

?

Oh wow

This must be hell

Jack

No no, it’s not. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.

It’s the best man’s duty to keep the groom safe from harm

Robby

We all know u will

So what are u gonna say when they ask u to give the best man’s speech?

Whats Frank's favorite food?

Do u even know his best time on the track? What about in a marathon?

Jack

Wait

Is this graded

Sun, May 17 at 10:29 PM

?

Ah

I knew I shouldve just asked my mom

Even my ex-wife would’ve reacted more normally than… whatever this was

best man - gc

Mon, May 18 at 11:11 AM

Robby

This is what ure missing

u-shouldve-chosen-me-FINALCOPY-FINAL.pptx

?

Oh come on

Is that the powerpoint Santos was working on earlier

Robby

Yeah did it in 5 mins

She practically jumped out of her chair when I asked who is ready to piss off Dr Langdon

?

Why am I not surprised

best man - gc

Tue, May 19 at 6:59 AM

John

So

Is the fight happening today

I think I'll be late

?

NO FIGHT HAPPENING, DR. SHEN

John

Ok tomorrow then?

I'll sleep for now

?

No fight happening EVER

John

I think you say no a lot, Dr. Langdon

What happened to yes

?

Yes and I are taking a break

It needed space

I needed quiet

John

Fine you're funny

Hope you have a quiet shift

?

Excuse me????

Tue, May 19 at 8:11 AM

Robby

With what Ive sent, Frank's already regretting it anyway

Im the best best man

?

No best man. No wedding

Robby

Oh sorry

Didnt know u guys broke up

U were just flirting earlier

?

Jesus

We're still TOGETHER

Just meant we're not getting married yet

?

Cant do this again

I think we're running in circles

Tue, May 19 at 9:20 PM

Jack

Not backing down without a fight.

I did my powerpoint all by myself, by the way

Robby

Yeah, right

Show it

If its in black & beige, thats Samira's template

Jack

Best template ever, FYI.

Robby

Calm down

Its just a template

?

Come onnn

Stop bothering those poor overworked souls

Jack

I only borrowed it in exchange for a research article

And I did the typing 👍

jack-best-man.pptx

best man - gc

Tue, May 19 at 10:11 PM

John

Uh

Ok I just saw these messages

Now I feel like I have to give my own reason too

Tue, May 19 at 10:15 PM

?

Christ

You really really don't have to, Dr Shen

Not necessary at all

John

Too late

Dont worry I promise I made it myself

John

why-me.pptx