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Zoro: (leaning back) You and Law sure disappear together a lot, Captain.
Luffy: (grinning as he devours meat) Yeah! He takes me to his room all the time! It’s got cool stuff—like sharp knives and spinny machines!
[Law stops drinking mid-sip. Chokes.]
Sanji: (snorts) Sharp knives, huh? Kinky.
Usopp: Sooo... what else happens in that room, Luffy?
Luffy: Oh! He showed me his balls!
[Silence. Law freezes mid-glare. Everyone stares.]
Law: (grits teeth) They were medicine balls. For training.
Brook: (leaning in eagerly) Ooooh~! Balls, you say?! Yohohohoho! Did they bounce well?! Or did they just hang there? Yohohoho!
Luffy: (tilts head, confused) I threw one and it hit Bepo in the face!
Bepo: (off-screen) It really hurt, actually.
Franky: You two are definitely doing SUPER workouts in there.
Robin: (smiling) So much tension... It's romantic.
Nami: (teasing) And you even slept in his bed?
Luffy: (nods cheerfully) Yup! I got cold, and Traffy was already sleeping, so I just crawled in. He was warm like Bepo!.
Brook: (laughs again) Yohohoho! I must say, Law-san, I’m envious! Would you allow me to crawl into your bed too? Or at least—may I see your—
Everyone: NO!
Brook: (innocently) —scalpel collection! What were you all thinking? Yohohohoho!
Law: (muttering to himself) I swear I will amputate every last one of them.
Chopper: (blushing violently) L-Luffy, d-don’t just say those things out loud!
Usopp: You’re giving poor Law a heart attack, man!
Sanji: Or maybe he wants one. From Luffy.
Luffy: (genuinely concerned) You okay, torao? You're turning red. You got a fever?
Law: (through gritted teeth) Just... eat your meat, Mugiwara-ya
Luffy: (happily munches) Okay! You're the doctor!
Brook: (playfully humming) “Law and Luffy sittin’ in a tree, D-O-C-K-I-N-G—Yohohohohoho!!”
Law: BROOK. I. WILL. CUT. YOU.