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Tokyo, official JVA afterparty for the olympics
Atsumu Miya had just sat down on a couch with a beer in his hand and searched the crowd for a certain black haired guy when a small guy with long hair takes the seat next to him. His hair was chin long and dyed in an ombre style. Isn't that this gamer from twitch who used to play volleyball in high school? Atsumu remembers seeing him at nationals. But he can not remember his name. He turns over to take a full look. With his oversized hoodie that goes almost down till his knees the guy is kind of cute. But not really Atsumu’s type. He has never been into this “Adriana Grande-looking like a child who needs protection-thing”. But since he can't find the guy he is looking for, why not pass the time with some flirting.
"Hey, I don't think we have been introduced. I am Miya Atsumu, Olympian who just won gold. What's yer name and why are ya here? I would remember such a pretty face so ya can't be one of the players?" Atsumu said with his charming smile.
"I am Kenma. Sooo Miya, what's your deal? Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Oh straight to the point. I like honest people. Are ya looking for a boyfriend? Yer lucky - I‘m still available. But maybe we should start with some basic, pretty boy. What brings ya to the official after party of the Japan Volleyball Association?" Atsumu asks and winks.
"Single. Not being able to retain a real relationship, huh?“ Kenma says and ignores the questions. „That explains a lot. Mhh me on the other hand I have been happily taken for decades.“ Kenma said while pointedly not looking at Miya. Then he turns his head to look him directly in the eyes "I think you have actually met my boyfriend. What did you call him earlier? “hottie with bad boy vibes”?"
Miya gulps. This guy is kind of scary. He reminds him of Kita-san.
"Mh I say things like that all the time. I am attracted to almost every person on this planet and if they happen to be into volleyball- that's a big turn on ya know. What's yer boyfriend's name?"
“See the guy with the black bed hair and the grin over there with your teammates.” Kenma waves in the direction where Hinata and Bokuto are standing with Kuroo. “That's my boyfriend Kuroo. I have seen the way you look at him and shamelessly flirted with him earlier at the bar.”
Ah, yes I remember, Atsumus thinks. Kuroo was standing next to Omi and he tried to get the attention of his outside hitter by checking out Kuroo’s biceps and asking him about his fitness routine. To his regret Wakatoshi Ushijima had shown up and had roped Omi into a conversation about the recent developments on the stock market. Why does Omi care so much about the opinion of that stupid Wakatoshi? He never listens to me when I try to talk about finances with him. Atsumu thinks. Well, he won’t tell Kemna this story. It’s no one’s business…
“I don’t know what ya are talking about. I might have talked to him. But flirting? Me? I would never do that” he lies with his biggest smile.
Kenma just stares at him. "Oh, don’t pretend to be even more stupid than I know you are. I saw how you touched his arms and were basically all over him. Stop lying to me. This charming-thing you think you have mastered. It's not working with me. I am not like that. My boyfriend on the other hand is oblivious. He only sees the best in people and never thinks anyone could have any bad ulterior motives. But I see right through your bullshit. I am telling you this only once. Don't you dare flirt with my boyfriend ever again or you will regret it. Remember this guy Kei Tsukishima from Karasuno, who now plays for the Sendai Frogs? He once tried to convince Kuroo that they would be much happier together than Kuroo and me. Even invited Kuroo to a sleepover to convince him. My lovely naive boyfriend thought “Tsukki” just tried to be friendly until that bastard tried to kiss him… Well I had warned him before. Guess whose sponsorships and advertising-deals got canceled once the companies found some of his old tweets that were morally questionable."
He turned to Atsumu and looked him right in the eyes before he continued "I have a huge online-fan base and manage to gain some hacking skills after quitting volleyball. There is dirt about almost everyone Miya-San. Well and if there isn't… once a rumor is spread it's hard to regain control again. Nobody can restore their image after certain scandals. Soo Miya Atsumu as I have heard you just landed yourself a deal with Calvin Klein. How lovely..." The smile he put on made him seem even scarier to Atsumu.
"You wouldn’t want to lose this deal wouldn't you? I will only tell you once. Keep your filthy hands to yourself and stop talking to him. If not… Well I will start by spreading the most scandalous rumors about you and contact all your sponsors. And once your reputation is ruined I will go on and ruin the image of this sweet little restaurant-branch your brother founded. No one will buy food from Onigiri Miya once I am done. So consider your next move very carefully."
And with that Kenma gets up and walks over to said boyfriend who is still talking to Bokuto and Hinata. Atsumu doesn't know how long he just sat on that couch without moving, just staring at this little guy.
How can someone look so innocent and helpless and be this scary at the same time?
He doesn’t realize that someone takes the seat next to him until that person speaks and makes Atsumu jump. "Who got you all riled up? You look like you just saw a ghost."
"OMI! GOD! Ya scared me. I thought ya left already. It's nothing."
"Miya, stop that bullshit. I watched you sitting here in complete silence for more than ten minutes. I think I have never seen you this tranquil. Now tell me who did this to you? I need to talk to that person. They have to tell him the magic trick to make Miya Atsumu shut up and stop moving." Kiyoomi says.
"Ohhh, Omi ya stayed to watch me? Ya do care about me and this whole bickering is just ya being coy.” Atsumu tries to distract Kiyoomi by flirting.
“You’re imagining things. I was just watching because your behavior was so out of character.” Kiyoomi says.
“Out of character? That means ya have observed me enough to know my characteristics. Omi I am flattened. Here I was thinking ya don’t care enough about me to get to know me…” A huge grin startes to spread over Atsumu's face for the first time since the conversation with Kenma. He knows he is exaggerating things. But Omi keeps telling him he doesn’t like him at all and here he sits worried… so this is a little win.
"Whatever helps you sleep at night Miya." Kiyoomi answers. Is there a slight blush on the tips of his ears or is Atsumu imagining things?
"I just wanted to know what happened that made you shut down. So who promised to suck your dick later? That annoying sports manager, Kuroo?"
Atsumu groans "Omi, please don't say his name. I might even get in trouble for only talkin‘ about him."
"Why is that? How did you offend him, Miya?" Kiyoomi asks.
"Oi, Omi. Don't assume the worst… I did nothing wrong and he and I are fine. His boyfriend is the problem. See this small guy over there next to Shoyo?” Atsumu asks. Kiyoomi looks over at Kenma and nods.
"That's his boyfriend and believe it or not he just threatened to destroy my reputation and get all my sponsorin‘ deals canceled if I only so much as dare to greet his boyfriend again." Kiyoomi looks at Atsumu again.
"That skinny, plain dude got you all scared?" He starts laughing.
Atsumu looks at him. Kiyoomi is laughing so hard, he is holding his belly and there is a tear running down his cheek. Atsumu has never seen Sakusa Kiyoomi laugh like this before. It's adorable and Atsumu can't stop staring at him even though Kiyoomi is laughing at him. Wow, Omi is soo beautiful when he laughs, he thinks. He could spend his whole night like this. Just watching Omi laugh.
"Oh god Miya. How many times have I told you that you would get in trouble for flirting with every guy that just looks at you. If flirting were the sport we competed in, you’d have more gold than Michael Phelps. However, I never have thought that a nerdy gamer like that could scare you that easily. But I mean you're the most cocky and self-centered person I know. So I should have realized that all one had to do to get you to shut up was threaten to destroy your image.”
"Oh shut up Omi. It's not only about my image. I am not that vain. My reputation is already pretty bad and brands still want to sponsor me… But he also threatened to ruin Samu's reputation and destroy Miya Onigiris. I don't give a flyin‘ fuck about my image, but Samu’s restaurant? That is very important to me. Samu would kill me if he figured out he had to shut down 'cause I couldn't keep it in my pants."
"So you will stop talking to Kuroo?"
"Obviously. Don't ya dare ever tell Samu, but I am really proud of the company my brother has founded and I would do everythin‘ to protect it. More importantly, I want to work for him once my volleyball career is over."
"Until that last selfish sentence I thought there might actually be a decent guy under that cocky mask of your’s. Damn Miya. Everytime I start to like you, you pull something like that."
"Ohh shut up. I know ya like me.” Atsumu says and then with a lower voice “Otherwise ya wouldn’t have fucked me last weekend. And ya know since we got interrupted by yer cousin last time... Ya kind of still own me… we could go to my room and continue where we left…"
Kiyoomi looks at him with disgust and says "No." but his glance travels down to Atsumu's lips.
"Oh please Omi. Ya need to save me from that crazy gamer kid before I do something stupid." Atsumu says with puppy eyes. "Ya like Samu right? And he makes the best onigiri in town - ya said that yerself. If ya can't do it for me - pleeease do it for my brother's sake!”
"You want me to sleep with you for your brother's sake?! You are a fucking creep."
"Well if ya put it that way it does sound weird…” Atsumu says.
"By the way, since when do you get scared that easily? Don't you always claim to be a jerk."
"Haha yeah yer right Omi-omi." Atsumu says and starts laughing while an idea forms in his head. "Hey Omi, care to watch me show that jealous bitch it‘s place?"
"You know me. The only thing I love more than volleyball is watching you fail."
"I always win… so let the games begin. But first we need drinks."
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After four rounds of shots, the two returned to the group of Hinata, Bokuto, Kenma and Kuroo with each a long drink in their hand. Atsumu walked right up to Kuroo and put an arm around his neck. Kiyoomi took the place on his other side.
"Hey Kuroo, ya never introduced me to that wicked boyfriend of yers. We just talked - he's really cool and quite cute. Ya sure are a lucky man." He says and winks at Kenma who gives him a glare that comes close to Omi’s glares. However, Atsumu is used to these glares by now.
"Ah Ken-Babes stop givin‘ me the evil eye. I am pretty immune to them since Omi-kun glares at me multiple times a day." Kiyoomi next to him laughs at that statement. "I should probably inform ya that hate glares, threats and mean comments are my love-language. So, if anythin‘, these just turn me on more." Atsumu says while smirking and looking Kenma up and down. He then turnes back to Kuroo "since yer protective boyfriend over there threatened to ruin the image of my twins business I will stop flirting with ya. Even though I think it's a shame… Flirting is my cardio and I had the feeling that this meaningless flirtation was pretty mutual. Don’t get me wrong. Ya're a hot mess and we would have fun together" and he turned his gaze back to Kenma "but I am pretty sure ya would not cheat on someone as pretty and loyal as Kenma. Moreover, though I am an asshole I hate being a homewrecker just because I don't want to deal with the whole drama that comes with it. There are way too many other people who want to get in my pants."
Kiyoomi next to him snortes disdainfully. "You wish Miya" he says.
"Ah come on, Omi. Those were not the words ya used the last time we hooked up. " Atsumu says and winks at Kiyoomi, who almost chokes on his drink.
“Shut up, Miya."
"Make me." Atsumu counters and focusses all his attention on Omi. "and I promise I won’t bother ya for the next two bus rides to out matches if ya fuck me too night."
“Four”
“Three”
“Three and you stop sending me these annoying memes for a week.”.
“Ok. Deal.” Atsumu says
"Meet me in my room in 15 minutes." Kiyoomi says and turns around without waiting. Atsumu is really happy he bought Omi those shots. He follows him with his gaze before he turns back to the group that just stares at the scene that took place in front of them.
"Did Sakusa-I-won't-give-anyone-a-high-five-and-don't-touch-anything-that-isn't-disinfected just agree to have sex with you?" Hinata Shoyo asks as he is the first to win his voice back.
"Jep. I keep telling ya he has a thing for me." Atsumu says and focuses back on Kenma "Sooo, as ya see Ken-babes there is no need to go all psycho on me. I am also… how did ya put it “more than satisfied”. I only flirted with yer man to make Kiyoomi jealous. No offense Kuroo, but as I said earlier I like them mean and Omi-Omi has perfected that game. So why drink wine if ya know ya want beer. Right? Ah I need to get going. He gets mad if I keep him waiting for too long. Nice talk guys." He says.
But before he leaves he goes over to Kenma and whispers in his ear. "I will respect yer request and stop the flirting on my side. But if yer boyfriend starts it, that's not my problem. Moreover, he seemed pretty whipped. So stop being so insecure. Ya’re gorgeous. If he dares to cheat on ya, he is an idiot and ya my friend are way too smart to date an idiot. Hope we are fine now. But if ya ever have a problem with me again, don't ya dare to drag my twin into it. This has nothing to do with him." After that Kenma still looks furious but seems to decide that he doesn't want to return to this.
"Bye guys.” Atsumu says and turns around to follow Omi.
While leaving the room he hears Kuroo "Hey Kenma what was that all about? Were you jealous because of me?" Atsumu doesn’t have to turn around to know there is a shiteating grin on his face.
“Why should I get jealous over someone like you, Kuroo." Kenma snarls but it's not convincing.
Atsumu snickers and starts jogging once he reaches the hallway. I need to hurry up before Omi changes his mind.