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It wasn't uncommon for rivals to become friends off the court, it made for some entertaining conversations, or at least that's what Izuki and Takao found once they started talking on skype. It started off as formal conversations about basketball, how their teams were doing after the recent games etc but they soon started slipping into more casual discussions - mainly surrounding each other's nonexistant love lives at the time - and they quickly became two birds of a feather.
And then they decided that if they could get along off court, why couldn't the other point guards?
Saturday April 30th
1:21 am
Taco: HOLY SHIT GUESS WHAT I GOT
2:03 am
PunPrince: a blow job?
Taco: NOOOOOOOO
Taco: (lmao I wish)
PunPrince: AN ASS JOB?!?!
Taco: isn't that basically plastic surgery?
Taco: I don't need plastic surgery my buns are already HELLA FINE
PunPrince: yeah that explains all the boyfriends you have :)
Taco: SHT THE FFK UP UR NO DIFFERENT
Taco: keep jerking off to photos of your best friends okay bae~ <3
PunPrince: ...you win this round
Taco: besides! Shin-chan's gonna fall in love with my personality! Not with my jiggly butt
PunPrince: isnt that a Pokemon
Taco: ITS JIGGLY PUFF OMG BABE WHY
PunPrince: ...nvm forget I said anything :D
Taco: ANYWAYS
Taco: ASK ME WHAT I GOT
PunPrince: WHAT DID U GOT?
Taco: SOCK SENPAAAAAAAAAAIS SKYPE NAME (WE SHOULD TOTALLY ADD HIM TO OUR CHAT YKNOW!!!)
PunPrince: AYEEEEEEE (yeah we should!!!!)
Taco: AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PunPrince: AYEEEEEEwho's sock SenpaiEEEEEEEE
Taco: lol I forgot to tell u
Taco: KASAMATSU YUKIOOOOOOOO
Taco: our smexy sock God yknow
PunPrince: aaaaah
PunPrince: kasa
PunPrince: mikasa
PunPrince: heheheheheh
Taco: omg nice one
PunPrince: did u just call kasa a smexy sock God?
PunPrince:??? I don't see the big deal
PunPrince: he's not that attractive?
PunPrince: TBH Kaijo's shooing guard is much hotter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Taco: ur penis just explodes around shooting guards
Taco: the match against Kaijo had you drooling
Taco: the match against rakuzan had you yodelling so hard
PunPrince: listen,,,shooting guards,,,theyre,,,real fuckin hot ok,,,
Taco: also
Taco: did u just
Taco: say kasa
Taco: isnt that attractive¿
*Taco sent a photo*
Taco: HE
*Taco sent a photo*
Taco: IS SO
*Taco sent a photo*
*Taco sent a photo*
*Taco sent a photo*
Taco:HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
PunPrince: he's hoot? HEHEHEHEH
Taco: you shut your MOUTH REGION YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
PunPrince: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Taco: hes like real hot k
PunPrince: lol he's really not but ok
PunPrince: like he's like...cute
PunPrince: and smol
PunPrince: like me!!!
PunPrince: also I never knew u liked mikasa so much?
PunPrince: if u weren't shoved so far up midorima's ass I wouldve thunk you had a crush on mikasa!!!
Taco: *thought
PunPrince: THERE U GO AGAIN KILLING MY INCORRECT GRAMMER MEME
Taco: *grammar babe
Taco: ...I see what you did there
Taco: BRUH BESIDES who doesn't have a crush on Kasa
PunPrince: I
Taco: SSSSSHHHH
4:50 am
PunPrince: LMAO did u forget to add him to this chat?
6:00 am
Taco: aw TIDDIES
*Taco has added SockSenpai to the conversation*
SockSenpai: what the actual FUCK is wrong with you two
7:15 am
PunPrince: dont kink shame us
SockSenpai: Takao
Taco: yessssss~
SockSenpai: where the hell did you get all those photos of me?
Taco: ...
Taco: my resident photo dealer
SockSenpai: ?
Taco: Kuroko my man!
SockSenpai: ah. I see
SockSenpai: kurokos too nice to kill
PunPrince: NICE???
PunPrince: HE STOLE KAGAMIS TOWEL AND MADE HIM WALK AROUND THE WHOLE LOCKER ROOM WITH HIS ASS AND BALLS HANGING OUT!
PunPrince: ...you know actually that was a real nice sight maybe Kuroko is pretty gr8 after all
PunPrince: anyways what kinda crazy ass person is up at 6 IN THE MORNING on a Sunday?
Taco: ...
PunPrince: other then us of course bae~
Taco: :D
SockSenpai: I was working out.
Taco: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) were u working out ur gluteus maximus?
PunPrince: his what
Taco: his booooooooty
SockSenpai: no wtf it was leg day today
Taco: *disappointed Takao noises*
PunPrince: what were u doing (mi)Kasa?
SockSenpai: running around the block...
Taco: brb Imma go move into Kasa's neighbourhood real quick
SockSenpai: -_-
PunPrince: so Kasa do u enjoy being here in this wonderful chat? I bet u do!
Sock Senpai: listen
Sock Senpai: I appreciate being added to this
Sock Senpai: interesting chat
Sock Senpai: BUT I DONT WANNA BE HERE
Sock Senpai: I only have Skype because Kise made fun of me for not having any social media accounts
Sock Senpai: so I made this to show him how dumb he is
Taco: did Hayakawa help you with ur profile?
Sock Senpai: yeah how'd you know?
Taco: ur name
Sock Senpai: I STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE MY DAMNED NAME
Taco: Hayakawa is a good man
Sock Senpai: ANYWAYS
Sock Senpai: WHO CARES IF KISE HAS 1.5M + FOLLOWERS ON INSTANTGRAM
Sock Senpai: NOT ME
Sock Senpai: I DON'T NEED 1.5M FOLLOWERS WHEN I'M THE MOST TALENTED POINT GUARD IN THE REGION
Sock Senpai: TAKE THAT KISE
PunPrince: lol I think u care a little
PunPrince: also skypes not a social media¿
Taco: instantgram
Taco: lol
Sock Senpai: wot
Taco: omg nice i almost have as many followers as kise
PunPrince: rlly?
Taco: YEAH I ONLY NEED 1.5 MILLION MORE FOLLOWERS
PunPrince: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) das some quality humour right there
Sock Senpai: wait what do you mean that skype isn't a social media
Sock Senpai: I'm going to kill Moriyama brb
PunPrince: NO DONT DO THAT TO MY FUTURE HUBBY
PunPrince: can u at least ask him to Netflix and chill with me before he dies
8:56 am
PunPrince: is that a no
9:30 am
PunPrince: hey guys
Sock Senpai: sup
PunPrince: what do you call Yosen's shooting guard when he makes a really good pun?
Sock Senpai: a disappointment
PunPrince: HUMOUROU
PunPrince: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PunPrince: hold up bitch what did u jsUT SAY TO ME
Sock Senpai: *just
PunPrince: what?
Sock Senpai: you spelled just wrong
Sock Senpai: and didn't correct yourself
Sock Senpai: so I did for you
PunPrince: ...KAZU BABE I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHY PPL SAY KASA'S SO ATTRACTIVE HES ADORABLE
Sock Senpai: SHUT UP
Taco: ooh someones embarrassed :D
PunPrince: I CAN FEEL HIM BLUSHING THROUGH THE SCREEN NAWW
Taco: HES BEEN TYPING FOR FIVE MINUTES NOW WHAT A CUTIE
*Sock Senpai has added TheShadowKing to the conversation*
Sock Senpai: IMAYOSHIT
Sock Senpai: tELL TEM IM NOT ADORBSLEE
TheShadowKing: Yukio's not 'adorbslee'
Sock Senpai: FUCK U U KNOW WHAT I MENA
PunPrince: aw HELL NAW
PunPrince: NOT COOL MIKASA
*PunPrince has left the conversation*
*TheShadowKing added PunPrince to the conversation*
TheShadowKing: babe
PunPrince: NOT TODAY SATAN
PunPrince: NOT
PunPrince: TODAY
Sock Senpai: what's happening?
Taco: SOCK SENPAI YOU IDIOT!!! Didnt u know that imayoshit and my bae izuki have beef?
Sock Senpai: they had beef? They had...lunch together? And ate beef? Why is that a problem?
TheShadowKing: I had beef today ;).
Taco: Imayoshit- *winks inappropriately*
PunPrince: YOU LIAR
PunPrince: HES LYING
PunPrince: HE PROBABLY DIDNT HAVE BEEF TODAY
PunPrince: HE PROBABLY SHCEDULED A DATE WITH BEEF
PunPrince: AND THEN HE SNUCK INTO TJE BATHROOM TO FUCK CHICKEN
TheShadowKing: you spelled scheduled wrong
PunPrince: EAT A TURD
Taco: dont fuck the chicken oh lord
Sock Senpai: what kind of chicken fucker group chat is this
Taco: im kink shaming imayoshit for being a furry
Taco: (are u still considered a furry if the animal u wanna fuck isn't exactly 'furry'?)
Sock Senpai: is this what goes through ur head everyday
Taco: that and naked carrots
Sock Senpai: naked carrots?
TheShadowKing: I think he means Midorima.
PunPrince: SHuT Up
PunPrince: WHY ARE U GUYS TRUSTING HIM SO EASILY
PunPrince: HES A LEGIT DEMON
Taco: hes a sexy demon when he opens his eyes
TheShadowKing: :-)
PunPrince: LOOK AT HIS SMILEY FACE
PunPrince: IT HAS A NOSE
PunPrince: WHO DOES THAT
TheShadowKing: I does that
Sock Senpai: *I do that
PunPrince: SHADY ASS PEOPLE THATS WHO
*TheShadowKing's nickname is now TheShadyKing*
TheShadyKing: I ain't even mad
Sock Senpai: IZUKI
PunPrince: YE
Sock Senpai: why do you have
Sock Senpai: 'beef'
Sock Senpai: with imayoshit?
Taco: doesnt everyone?
TheShadyKing: I don't even know you.
Taco: WELL U FUCKED WITH MY BAE SO UR FUCKING WITH ME
Taco: not actually tho heh
Taco: I need to stay pure for my wedding night with Shin-chan
PunPrince: 'pure'
Taco: donT YOU START
TheShadyKing: shun you shouldn't be talking about pure...
PunPrince: I will cut your dick off and feed it to Nigou if you don't shut the hell your mouth
Taco: kinky ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PunPrince: STAWP
12:01 pm
Sock Senpai: why won't anyone tell me what the problem is damnit!
Taco: hit me up on private chat and ill tell ya
1:00 pm
Sock Senpai: so let me get this straight.
Taco: pffft
Taco: 'straight' yeah sure sock Senpai
Sock Senpai: *aggressively ignores takao*
Sock Senpai: imayoshi wants to
Sock Senpai: have sex
Sock Senpai: with izuki
Sock Senpai: but izuki doesn't want to have sex with him?
Taco: NAWW YALL SHOULDVE SEEN HIM BLUSHING IN OUR VIDEO CALL EARLIER WHEN I MENTIONED THE 'S' WORD
Sock Senpai: SHUDUP
Sock Senpai: NAYWYSYSY
PunPrince: you spelled anyways wrong LOL
TheShadyKing: SO YOU ARE ONLINE
TheShadyKing: YOUVE JUST BEEN AVOIDING ME
TheShadyKing: Does someone need punishment? :-)
PunPrince: *screams*
PunPrince: I HAVE A BASEBALL BAT IN MY ROOM IM MOT AFRIAD TO SLAP MY COMPUYER W/ IT
Sock Senpai: Izuki I used to admire you on the court for being so coolheaded
Sock Senpai: what the FUCK is wrong with you online though
PunPrince: ODONT TLAK TO ME ILL SHOVE A BAT SO FAR UP UR ASSSSSSS ITLL DISAPEAR
TheShadyKing: You spelled disappear wrong
PunPrince: ...
PunPrince: BRUH I'm done
2:45 pm
Taco: I think u broke him imayoshit
TheShadyKing: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Taco: I CAN FUCKIN HEAR IZUKI ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE OMG DONT
Thursday May 5th
3: 25 pm
TheShadyKing: It seems that we've all been neglecting this group chat for quite some time now.
Taco: it literally hasnt even been a week yet chill
TheShadyKing: I've been thinking for a while now...
Taco: oh my goshhhhhhh,,,,you? Have? A brain?
PunPrince: SICK BURN BABE
Taco: I try
SockSenpai: What are you? Twelve?
Taco: on a scale from 1-10 yeah B)
PunPrince: UR ON FIRE TODAY OMG
TheShadyKing: ahA
PunPrince: oh frick no pls dont bother me rn
TheShadyKing: YUKIO
TheShadyKing: Have you been ignoring my video calls?
TheShadyKing: naughty naughty boy ;)
SockSenpai: I don't know how but after reading Imayoshi's last message I feel physically violated
PunPrince: RELATABLE
TheShadyKing: the last thing I want to do is make anyone uncomfortable :-)
Taco: buddy what the hell do you think ur doing rn¿
TheShadyKing: Anyways
TheShadyKing: remember when I said I've been thinking?
SockSenpai: yeah...
TheShadyKing: I was thinking about what we all had in common.
PunPrince: we're all HELLA hot
PunPrince: ...
PunPrince: NOT IMAYOSHIT THO
TheShadyKing: :-) other than our physical appearances?
SockSenpai: we all play basketball? I dunno what're you hinting at Shouichi?
TheShadyKing: you're close Yukio~
Taco: ??? What is this a game of hot or cold I did nOT SIGN UP FOR THIS
Taco: WE'RE ALL VIRGINS
PunPrince: *coughs awkwardly*
Taco: BABE YOUVE PROBABLY NEVER EVEN SEEN A VAGINA OUTSIDE OF HEALTH CLASS
PunPrince: I DONT EVEN LIKE VA JAY JAYS
Taco: I think something has to inside of you in order for you to lose your virginty...that's what pineapple-Senpai said anyways!
SockSenpai: Takao what the actual hell?
Taco: HEY SHUUTOKOU TALKS ABOUT WEIRD CRAP OK
PunPrince: somethings been inside of me before sO TECHNICALLY I ISNT A VIRGIN
TheShadyKing: your fingers don't count Shun :-)
Taco: OOOOOOOOH GET REKT BABE
PunPrince: THIS IS CYBER BULLYING I AM LEAVING
SockSenpai: Okay bye.
PunPrince: SIKE BITCHES I'm here forever
TheShadyKing: You're all terrible at guessing what we have in common
TheShadyKing: I didn't know what I expected from you all.
TheShadyKing: And here I thought
TheShadyKing: P O I N T G U A R D S
TheShadyKing: were the smartest position
PunPrince: yknow I think the demon captain is trying to tell us something
Taco: heheheh point guard isn't the smartest position
Taco: missionary is the smartest
PunPrince: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheShadyKing: Like you two would know.
Taco: LITERALLY SO RUDE
SockSenpai: IMAYOSHI JUST GET TO THE FUCKING POINT
TheShadyKing: You're already so loud in real life Yukio could you please not shout online you're hurting my eyes.
Taco: but your eyes??? Are never??? Open??? WHAT¿
PunPrince: SHOICHI
TheShadyKing: Yes honey?
PunPrince: -_- say your shit
TheShadyKing: We're all point guards right?
Taco: last time I checked yup!
TheShadyKing: But there are other point guards right?
PunPrince: Whatre u implying¿
TheShadyKing: We shouldn't exclude our fellow point guards! We should add them to this chat!
PunPrince: that's actually a kinda okay idea coming from imayoshit!
PunPrince: I can add my smol son furi!
Taco: I CAN ADD MY NEW BFF
Taco: FUKUI
TheShadyKing: lmao who?
Taco: YOSENS SMOL ANGRY POINT GUARD
Taco: he's like Kasa but blond and has better eyebrows
SockSenpai: FUCK YOU
SockSenpai: although I do wanna add Rakuzan's point guard to the chat?
SockSenpai: he's incredibly talented
SockSenpai: I would benefit a lot with tips from him...
TheShadyKing: Does anyone have any tips for me?
PunPrince: yeah I do!
PunPrince: GET OUTTA THIS GROUP CHAT U MOULDY ASS LEMON DICK
TheShadyKing: ...any other tips?
PunPrince: nah that's it
Taco: MOUDLY ASS LEMON DICK OMG THATS GR8
*Taco changed the conversation name to Imayoshit's Mouldy Ass Lemon Dick*
TheShadyKing: nice
SockSenpai: -_- Anyways, I really want to talk to Akashi now that his other self is gone...I bet he has some wonderful tips...
Taco: that is the nicest thing Kasa has ever said about anyone,,,im lowkey jelly
PunPrince: lowkey?
Taco: fuck that IM HIGHKEY JELLY
SockSenpai: takao when you do something worthy of a compliment I'll compliment you then but for now...
PunPrince: SICK BURN MIKASA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheShadyKing: mhm~ yes we can add all of your friends children
TheShadyKing: On one condition
TheShadyKing: I get to add my boyfriend and NONE OF YOU will complain :-)
Taco: ...whos your BF?
*TheShadyKing added BlackWidow to the conversation*
TheShadyKing: Makoto dear, say hi to all my new friends~
PunPrince: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (lmao you really downgraded after me huh?) OOOOOOOOOOOOO
6:30 pm
BlackWidow: doWNGRADE?
BlackWidow: HOE HE UPGRADED AFTER YOU
PunPrince: mhmmmmmm I never even STOOPED DOWN TO UR LEVEL
PunPrince: id never date his STANK ass
TheShadyKing: im still here you know
Taco: IM ADDING MY NEW BESTIE BTW
*Taco added FukuiK to the conversation*
Taco: hey best friend!
FukuiK: who the fuck are you
Taco: ...
*Taco removed FukuiK from the conversation*
Taco: LETS PRETEND THAT NEVER HAPPENED
Sock Senpai: That was awkward. Im glad it didn't happen to me
PunPrince: *screen shots the conversation for black mail purposes*
BlackWidow: why am I here
TheShadyKing: because I was suffering and needed my baby boi to suffer with me :-)
BlackWidow: THATS NOT A FUCKING VALID REASON
Taco: btw hanameme
BlackWidow: hanamEME?!?!
BlackWidow: the disgrace
Taco: btw what's up with ur skype name
TheShadyKing: he like dem spooders
SockSenpai: 'spooders'
PunPrince: WTF THATS THE CUTEST THING IMAYOSHITS EVER SAID
TheShadyKing: makotos my spooder princess
BlackWidow: s-senpai! You're too cute~
BlackWidow: jk I hope u die a painful death u bag of asses
SockSenpai: what the actual hell
SockSenpai: Imayoshi your boyfriends mood swings are fucking weird
Taco: THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE SENPAI! Language!
SockSenpai: children?!?!?
*Taco added FuriKou to the conversation*
Taco: *covers Furi's innocent smol ears*
SockSenpai: ahhh...seirins second choice point guard....sup
PunPrince: HI FURI! My smol son who I love more than anything~
FuriKou: uh hi Senpai, and omg is that kasamatsu-Senpai
SockSenpai: yea
FuriKou: ...I NEED TO GO OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN
SockSenpai: what did I do?
PunPrince: dont take it personally he gets like that when he talks to elite talented ballers
BlackWidow: izuki what the fuck I was looking through the chat and you called a vagina a va jay jay what the hell is wrong with u
PunPrince: dont say the v word there are kids here!
PunPrince: *covers Furi's smol innocent ears again*
FuriKou: pls dont
BlackWidow: also ive been searching for a way for me to leave this chat anD I CANT
BlackWidow: well I'm glad to be here with my friends :D
TheShadyKing: friends?
BlackWidow: oops! I misspelt bitches!!! :)
PunPrince: I SWEAR TO GOD U HOE
PunPrince: OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF THE FUNNIEST THING
*BlackWidow's name is now BlackWidHoe*
PunPrince: GET IT?!?!?
TheShadyKing: pfffft
BlackWidHoe: SHOI U ASS ur supposed to be on my side
TheShadyKing: well I am what I eat
SockSenpai: ...
SockSenpai: i need to leave
SockSenpai: forever
BlackWidHoe: well hes not wrong
Taco: WTF IM KINKSHAMING IMAYOSHIT FOR BEING AN HONEST ASS EATER
PunPrince: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i can enjoy a good sex joke from time to time
BlackWidHoe: how the FUCK do I change my name
Taco: u don't ;)
FuriKou: Senpai who's 'TheShadyKing' and why is he referring himself to a butt? What's he mean Senpai?
PunPrince: ...nothing! dont you worry about a thing my son!
FuriKou: Senpai! Hyuuga-senpai told you to stop referring to anyone younger than you as your 'son'
PunPrince: cant stop wont stop B)
BlackWidHoe: nawwww it sucks that Junpei doesnt seem to like shun v much
BlackWidHoe: hes also probably super heterosexual and would never wanna date izuki :)
PunPrince: BE LIKE A TREE AND LEAF BITCH
Taco: imayoshit how are you putting up with your 'boyfriend' being roasted?
BlackWidow: what them hyphens for
PunPrince: LMAO HANAMEME DOESNT KNOW WHAT A COMMA IS
TheShadyKing: those are apostrophes
SockSenpai: this whole chat is a train wreck
Taco: my brother died in a train wreck...
PunPrince: Kazu u don't have a brother
Taco: BECAUSE HE DIED IN A TRAIN WRECK
FuriKou: OMG TAKAO-SAN UR BROTHER DIED?
PunPrince: my son,,,he's joking
FuriKou: omg okay
FuriKou: speaking of brothers
FuriKou: onii-chan says hi to you Senpai!
PunPrince: tell him I say "yooooooo"
PunPrince: no wait that's dumb
PunPrince: tell him I say "sup"
PunPrince: also can u tell him I say "I wanna suck your dick in a platonic way"
PunPrince: TELL HIM I WANNA GIVE HIM A BRO JOB
Taco: :D NICE
FuriKou: ummmm...yeah Senpai im not telling him that
PunPrince: D:
BlackWidHoe: im kink shaming izuki for being an all around slut
PunPrince: IMAYOSHIT control your boyfriend
TheShadyKing: I wish I could, I wish I could my young Shun...
PunPrince: what the frick frack did u just call me
SockSenpai: oh man how could I forget.
TheShadyKing: :P my young shun~
PunPrince: STAWP IM MELTING THIS IS HORRIBLE
SockSenpai: Takao can you add Akashi to this group chat?
Taco: since u asked so nicely of course I can <3
*Taco added AkashiSeijuurou to the conversation*
*Taco changed the conversation name to Point Guards Unite!（>∀<）*
Taco: hello hello akashit my man~
FuriKou: WHATA THRKWIE NFJFIDKCMD SMALAOAPAOAOAO
BlackWidHoe: 'SMALAOPAPAOAO' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TheShadyKing: I can hear your delightful horse laugh from all the way in my room.
BlackWidHoe: horse laugh? Boiiiiiiiiii don't let me start on ur demonic giggles that sound like Satan farting TBH
PunPrince: LOL ITS TRUE
TheShadyKing: :-)
BlackWidHoe: wow jeez okay I'm s-sorry Senpai pls punish me for misbehaving!
BlackWidHoe: AHAHAHAHAHA jk I fucking want to kill u <3
PunPrince: literally chill u wannabe punk spooder
SockSenpai: is no one gonna ask if Furi is ok
SockSenpai: it looks like he passed out and his head hit the keyboard
Taco: kasas such a mom!
SockSenpai: HSHSHSHUT IP AM NOT
PunPrince: relax this is a daily occurrence for us in practice!
PunPrince: Furi passes out
PunPrince: Hyuuga tries to hide the fact hes bisexual af
PunPrince: keyword 'tries'
PunPrince: Kiyoshi strips off his shirt halfway through practice and I start to cry cuz I'm a thirsty hoe
BlackWidHoe: lmao truuuuuuu
TheShadyKing: so you're agreeing? You also cry when Kiyoshi takes his shirt off?
BlackWidHoe: yeah I cry
BlackWidHoe: I CRY BECAUSE HES SO DAMN UGLY
Taco: OOOOOOOOOOH GET WRECKT KIYOSHI
PunPrince: U TAKE THAT BACK
BlackWidHoe: make me :)
TheShadyKing: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PunPrince: STOP USING MY PRECIOUS MEME FACE AGAINST ME
PunPrince: u could say it's
PunPrince: ILL EAGLE
PunPrince: *insert Hanamiya's horse laughing here*
SockSenpai: AW DID U JUST
Taco: HE DID!!! That was gr8 good job my love
PunPrince: naw thanks babe
BlackWidHoe: pffft that's gay
TheShadyKing: Makoto we are literally dating
BlackWidHoe: dont rain on my god damn parade jfc Shouichi
PunPrince: now where was I?
PunPrince: oh yah a normal day at seirin!
PunPrince: and finally! Kagami and Kuroko act super homo for each other!
TheShadyKing: *Aomine crying in the distance*
PunPrince: just another day at seirin~
SockSenpai: er...nice?
PunPrince: thank thank
Taco: hmmmmm Furi's still online...
Taco: I think adding Akashi wasn't a good idea...meh if anything goes wrong I'm blaming sock Senpai!
SockSenpai: YOU CANT DO THAT
Taco: DONT BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH
PunPrince: hmmmm Akashi did kinda terrorize Furi on court
PunPrince: hmmmm I wonder why Furi's scared
PunPrince: its not like akashi can ankle break Furi virtually
Taco: it would be cool if he could!
Taco: someones cyber bullying u? HAH ANKLE BREAK U BIIIIITCH
PunPrince: omg we should learn how to do that
Taco: time to dye our hair red and turn into a psychopath
SockSenpai: are u trying to turn into Akashi or something
PunPrince: the transformation is nearly complete!
BlackWidHoe: u think that becoming a tiny ass ginger is the key to use the emperor eye?
Taco: ye
TheShadyKing: you two are lucky you're adorable~
TheShadyKing: because u 2 are dumb as fuck <3
PunPrince: *ignores the r00d ass devil*
PunPrince: ALL WE GOTTA DO NOW
PunPrince: is we need to go and date Reo!
AkashiSeijuurou: Reo and I aren't dating.
SockSenpai: FUCK
PunPrince: (つД・) QUICK ABORT MISSION
Taco: OMG AKASHIT WAS ONLINE THIS WHOLE TIME BABE PLS HOLD ME IM SCARED
PunPrince: *holds takao*
Taco: *is held*
AkashiSeijuurou: Are you two alright?
AkashiSeijuurou: Oh wow. This is...a long conversation.
AkashiSeijuurou: Should I scroll up and read it?
SockSenpai: It depends, do u wanna kill ur brain cells tonight?
Taco: woahhhhhh akashit's grammar is even better then kasa's (that's so lol)
Taco: woahhhhhh profesh
TheShadyKing: 'profresh'?
Taco: its short for professional yknow!
TheShadyKing: ah I see
BlackWidHoe: what the fuck you can't see ur eyes are always closed what the fuck
AkashiSeijuurou: I have so many questions.
PunPrince: shoot~ we have all day after all!
SockSenpai: the sad sad truth...
AkashiSeijuurou: 1) Why did Takao (?) refer to me as 'Akashit'?
Taco: ...
Taco: GOTTA BLAST
Taco: SHIN-CHAN'S CALLING ME
AkashiSeijuurou: Shintarou is sitting next to me right now. He's not calling you.
Taco: HOLY SHIT HES THERE?
Taco: tell him I say hey B)
AkashiSeijuurou: I will do that.
AkashiSeijuurou: He says 'Hello' back.
Taco: OMG YALL HE TOTALLY LOVES ME <3
BlackWidHoe: sure
AkashiSeijuurou: Takao's not going to answer me question is he?
PunPrince: nahhhhh I know him he runs away when hes confronted by powerful people
BlackWidHoe: relatable TBH
AkashiSeijuurou: Fair enough.
AkashiSeijuurou: 2) Who is 'FuriKou' and why are they seemingly terrified of me?
SockSenpai: you dont remember seirins second choice pg? He took a wicked fall during ur guys' final match? Ringing any bells?
AkashiSeijuurou: Let me go and text Reo. He'll know this boy.
BlackWidHoe: ah yes Reo
BlackWidHoe: sweet gorgeous perfect Reo
BlackWidHoe: isnt Reo just wonderful (✿╹◡╹)
SockSenpai: what the fuck are you planning on murdering him or something
PunPrince: homocide is never the answer!
TheShadyKing: *homicide
Taco: HOMOCIDE PFFFFFT
PunPrince: hEY HEY WHAT DO U CALL IT WHEN U MURDER UR FRIEND
SockSenpai: murder?
PunPrince: HOMIECIDE
SockSenpai: MURDER
PunPrince: HOMIECIDE
Taco: WHEN I SAY HOMIECIDE U SAY MURDER （≧∇≦）
PunPrince: HOMIECIDE!
SockSenpai: murder?!?
PunPrince: HOMIECIDE!
FuriKou: what the fuck
BlackWidow: don't fucking swear you're like seven shut the fuck up
TheShadyKing: damn that would've made a great yearbook quote for me last year...
TheShadyKing: "don't fucking swear you're like seven shut the fuck up"_Hanameme, 2016
BlackWidHoe: NOT U TOO
FuriKou: guys what the actual
FuriKou: heck
FuriKou: is going on
Taco: we're playing 20 questions with akashit currently
FuriKou: AKASHI'S STILL ONLINE?
AkashiSeijjurou: Furihata Kouki I remember now!
FuriKou: ...
FuriKou: mashnabufavbuv gullllllllllllllllllllllrEWUVEAFRTG EAFGJEFGAJ
AkashiSeijuuou: Is he alright?
SockSenpai: i think Furi's dead...I feel the sudden urge to check up on him
TheShadyKing: Yukio confirmed as team mom
SockSenpai: BECAUSE BEING A DECENT PERSON = BEING A MOM
Taco: he would totally be a PTA mom omg
TheShadyKing: holy shit he totally would
SockSenpai: GUYS STop
PunPrince: hmmmm
PunPrince: yup furi be ded alright
PunPrince: I can sense this kinda stuff yknow!
PunPrince: TIME TO FIND A NEW SON
PunPrince: hey Kasa u wanna apply to be my new son
SockSenpai: I'll apply to be your son the day Hayakawa finally uses his indoor voice
TheShadyKing: so...never?
PunPrince: r00d
AkashiSeijuurou: Is Furihata okay? I'd hate to be the one that caused his 'death'.
Taco: AKASHITS PERFECT GRAMMAR IS NO LONGER FUNNY ITS JUS BOTHERING ME OMG WE GET IT DUDE U HAVE UR LIFE TOGETHER STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES
PunPrince: babe pls take one of hanamemes chill pills
PunPrince: SINCE HE NEVER USES THEM
TheShadyKing: Speaking of my wonderful astounding adorable boyfriend...
PunPrince: Shoi I thought I told you to stop calling me your boyfriend :)
SockSenpai: daMN THAT WAS SAVAGE
Taco: *insert hanamiyas horse laughing here*
TheShadyKing: very funny Shun
TheShadyKing: I was just gonna say
TheShadyKing: Makotos been strangely quiet lately
TheShadyKing: his profile says he's still online
TheShadyKing: I wonder what he's doing?
Taco: not u that's for sure
Taco: OOOOOOOOOOOOH
AkashiSeijjurou: Takao that was a very good 'roast'.
AkashiSeijuurou: Very 'savage'.
PunPrince: idek what's funnier takao burning imayoshit or Akashi complimenting it
SockSenpai: both, both is good
TheShadyKing: can I please talk without being made fun of
TheShadyKing: I have feelings too yknow.
PunPrince: Imayoshis two feelings 1) horny 2) creepy
Taco: or a mix of two!
Taco: heepy!
Taco: ...
Taco: CORNY!!!
PunPrince: NICE! NICE! NICE!
TheShadyKing: I will end u two :)
SockSenpai: jfc imayoshit just say what u were gonna say we dont have all day. unlike all u lazy assholes i have practice in an hour. so i cant be here discussing unimportant things togethor
TheShadyKing: fine, i think makotos murdering reo
TheShadyKing: *sips tea* but thats none of my bussiness
PunPrince GOSH UR SO LAME
AkashiSeijuurou: I don't think Hanamiya is capable of murdering Reo. Reo would just fry him with his curling iron. Or crush his toes with his heels like he did with this man on the train who touched his bum.
Taco: FRICK I WISH I WAS REO he is so goals
AkashiSeijuurou: I will tell Reo you think he is 'goals'.
Taco: thanks akashit!
PunPrince: wait kasa u graduated didnt u?
PunPrince: why are u going to practice?
FuriKou: OKAY I THINK IM OKAY
AkashiSeijuurou: Reo says '<3 thanks Kazu-chan!'.
FuriKou: omg hi akashi-kun...
Taco: furi dont be that lame ass that uses honourifics online, dude we're all friends here! except hanameme because there was that one time he licked me...we dont talk about that
SockSenpai: wait what the fuck do u mean hanamiya licked u?
Taco: ill tell yall one day!
SockSenpai: ALSO just because i graduated doesnt mean i have to stop visiting my teammates. nakamura is a very good player and im sure he will take over the team properly but i need to check up on them because who else is gonna scare away kises fangirls and calm hayakawa down and keep him hydrated? ive spent three whole damn years building this team and i wont fuckin let them lose everything they got because of something small and insignicant i couldve helped
SockSenpai: *insignificant
TheShadyKing: woah...yukio is such a mom
Taco: hmmm i think kasa also wants to see kise in kaijos uniform...all captains have both a captain kink and a uniform kink! thats what otsubo senpai said and hes almost always right!
TheShadyKing: its true
AkashiSeijuurou: Yukio that was...amazing.
AkashiSeijuurou: Also, hello Furihata. Are you okay now?
FuriKou: yeah i think i am!!!!
AkashiSeijuurou: That's good to hear. :)
Taco: (gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy)
TheShadyKing: heh kasas words have motivated me to go back to touou and visit my awful team :) i cant wait to burst through the doors and go "surprise bitches, bet you thought you'd seen the last of me"
SockSenpai: shouichi NO
TheShadyKing: shoichi yes ;)