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The Saga girls were more than graceful for whoever granted them a second chance at life by making them humans again. Don't get them wrong. They were all delighted to experience the modern world with their sisters, their pets, and their partners.
However, they weren't too thrilled with the disadvantages that came with it.
One of them being the natural phenomenon of having a period.
Unfortunately, every member of the Saga girls were currently going through their very first period after spending centuries without one in the underworld. And since they all obtained their new bodies at once, their periods were synched to one another. So they were going through it together with help from the Hunters and Bobbie.
"Boys! I'm here!" Bobbie announced her arrival as soon as the elevator doors opened, being careful not to drop anything out of the grocery bags that she was carrying. She made her way toward the living room where she knew the Hunters were awaiting her arrival.
Before she could even make her fifth step, she heard screaming from the youngest member of the Saga girls.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO CHANGE IT EVERY 3 HOURS!?” Baby shrieked, the boom from her voice made the birds that were resting on the trees outside fly away and made Bobbie run faster to see what all the commotion was about.
When she entered the living room, she found Baby foaming at the mouth with an almost empty box of tampons in one hand and a single tampon in the other. Despite wearing pigtails with a frilly blue top and a pink skirt, Baby could strike fear into all demons of the world at the moment. Cowering in the corners were the Hunters with Zack in the lead because he knew his girlfriend wouldn’t hurt him.
“Ba-Baby, it all depends on how he-heavy your flow is,” Zack stutters. “If it’s light, you can-can change it for at least every four hours. Or even eight!” He attempted to go closer to her only for him to get hit with a tampon in the face.
“I’M NOT USING THESE! I’M NEVER USING THESE!” She threw the rest of the box of tampons toward the Hunters and it ended up hitting Miru’s face.
“I’D READ THE HORROR STORIES ABOUT THEM! HOW COULD YOU EVEN OFFER ME THEM!?” Baby took a glance at the cough behind her. She gave an evil smirk before walking backward toward the white furniture.
“NO!” All 3 Hunters rush toward her to stop what she was about to do but it was too late. Baby sat down on the white cough with her arms crossed.
“No!” Rumi whines.
“Baby why!?” Zack sobbed but he knew he wouldn’t stay mad at his girlfriend for too long.
“You’re paying for a new one.” Muri ordered.
“.....Did I arrive at a bad time?” Bobbie made her presence known, captivating all eyes on her.
“Hi Bobbie.” The Hunters and Baby said in unison.
“Hi,” Bobbie replied before setting all of the bags down onto the table. “I got everything you requested and even more.”
“Thank you Bobbie!” The Hunters were beyond relieved that they bow as low as they could to show respect to their manager who only goes above and beyond for them.
Bobbie laughed at the action as she put her hands into one of the bags and took out a pack of pads. She grabbed an entire bag next and she went toward a still enraged Baby and sat next to her.
“Based on that….little conversation I eardropped on,” Bobbie was putting it lightly. “I think these might be more appropriate to use. They even have overnight ones which are larger so there’s less of a risk of leakage and you can wear them for a longer period of time. You can wear those during the day too if you want to. Oh, and I brought snacks too. Now I knows you’re a fan of spicy chips, but I didn’t know which one you like best so I just bought one of everything”
Bobbie presented Baby a bag filled to the brim with a different variety of spicy chips.
Baby just stares at Bobbie for a few seconds before engulfing her into a hug. Bobbie was caught off-guard but she shrugged it off and hugged her back.
“That’s why you’re my favorite out of the Hunters.” Baby declare before getting off of the cough with the pack of pads and bag of chips in her hands.
“You.” She pointed at her boyfriend Zack. “Bedroom. Now.” Baby walked off, not needing to look back to see if Zack would follow because she knew he would.
“Thanks again Bobbie,” Zack stated again as he grabbed one of the bags off of the table.
“Give her a few hours and she’ll come to apologize later.” Zack gave an apologetic smile to his fellow Hunters before he ran off to follow Baby.
“She’s still paying for a new cough!” Miru declared as he groaned when he saw a large stain on said piece of furniture.
“...Well, that was…something.” Bobbie said as she got up to be near the rest of the Hunters.
“How are the rest of the girls handling it?” Bobbie asks out of concern.
“Not that much good either,” Rumi signs in defeat, brushing a hand in his single braid. “Despite giving her the rest of the painkillers, Jina says her stomach is still in pain.”
“It’s the same with Abby and Allure.” Miru stated as he grabbed two bags so each of his girlfriends could have one. “They practically beg me not to leave them alone.
“I figure as much.” Bobbie places a hand on both of their shoulders. “But give them time. They’re….still new to being humans again.” Bobbie couldn’t believe the sentence that was coming out of her mouth. Nor when her boys and the Saga girls explained the whole truth behind the existence of demons and the honmoon a few months ago after the Idol Awards until the boys show her their weapons and when Derpy and Sussie appear suddenly.
Literally. Derpy appeared right in front of her from a portal with Sussie on top of his head.
She was still adjusting to the fact that the Kpop idol group she’d been managing for a few years were hunting demons the whole time. And that their girlfriends used to be actual demons who were sent to steal their fans. And the fact that Rumi was half demon who was forced to hide that part of himself for so long because of Celio’s teaching (When Rumi had told her that, she went straight to his home to give him an earful of not bringing past generational trauma onto her boys).
But she made a promise to always be there for her boys and a promise is what she’s gonna keep. She even began bringing a metal bat with her everywhere in case some demons decide to come crawling back to mess with them.
“Just be there for them.” Bobbie continued. “ They need you now more than ever.”
“Thanks Bobbie.” Rumi and Miru said in unison.
“We owe you big time.” Rumi started with Miru nodding in agreement. “We normally have the pads and tampons stock up for whenever you come over and need one just in case. But we’d been so occupied that we forgot to stock up.”
“It’s alright. It has happened to me before a few times. Thankfully I wasn’t wearing any white bottoms at the time.” Bobbie jokes.
“Help yourself to whatever is in the fridge. We’ll let you know how the Saga girls are doing once we check up on that. “ Rumi explained before he and Miru left the living room to go comfort their girlfriends.
“Ok. Just let me know if you need anything else boys!” She called out after them and then went to the fridge for a quick bite to eat. Before she opened it, she saw Sussie sitting on top of it with only one eye open.
“Uh…hi.” Bobbie waves back. Sussie responds by opening the remaining two eyes before flying off to where Rumi was heading.
“....Still getting used to that.”
When Rumi enters his room, he expects Jina to be on the bed whining in pain.
Instead he found her lying down on the floor with a blanket over her and using a sleeping Derpy as a pillow. Even though he couldn’t see it, he heard her sobbing.
“Jina!” Rumi rushed toward her, discarding the bags onto the floor. He bent down to be at eye level with her.
“What happened!? Why are you on the floor?” Jina checked if there were amy injuries on her, thinking she’d fallen down from bed and was in pain.
“.....I didn’t want to make a mess again.” Jina sniffs.
“...Oh. Is that it?” Rumi chuckled. He recalled how they both had woken up this morning to blood in his bedsheets. They both panicked, thinking the others were hurt only to discover the culprit was Jina’s period arriving. Her bloody shorts were the evidence.
“It’s not funny!” Jina got out of the covers to give light hits to Rumi.
“My soul,” Rumi stops Jina’s light attacks on him by grabbing her hands and placing them into him. “I already told you this a hundred times but I guess I have to say it again. I’m not mad about you messing up the sheets. It was an accident.”
“I know,” Jina sniffed as she wiped away her tears. “But I should have felt it coming earlier. If I did then I wouldn’t have messed up your sheets. And I could have prepared gaejim for the Saga girls so they didn’t wake up embarrassed like I did or force you guys to handle this. And I-”
“Enough,” Rumi cut her off before she berated herself anymore. “My soul, I told you this already before. You and the rest of the Saga girls don’t have to hide your period from us like you were forced to all those years ago. It’ s natural and there’s nothing for you to be ashamed of.”
“But-” Rumi shut her off with a quick kiss to the lips.
“But nothing. You shouldn’t be ashamed of what’s happening naturally to your body. Ok.”
“Ok.” Jina whispers lowly.
“I said ok.” Rumi scoops her up in his arms and stood up to spin her around.
“Ok! OK! There’s nothing to be ashamed of!” Jina laughed.
“Say it louder! I want the whole world to hear it!”
“There’s nothing to be ashamed of!” Jina yell as loud as she could.
“That’s more like it.” Rumi places Jina gently onto the bed. He placed the discarded bags onto the bed and he lay there next to her. Their commotion had woken up Derpy and he soon joined them too onto the bed, snuggling up next to Jina. Sussie flew in to join, but instead of landing on the bed, he chose to land on Rumi’s head instead.
“Seriously.” Rumi glared at the magpie who only responded with a smirk.
“That means he really likes you,” Jina chuckled.
“Could have fooled me,” Rumi rolled his eyes before emptying the bags of their contents. “I got a heated pad here that will take those cramps away and make it feel like it wasn’t there in the first place.
“....Do you have anything to deal with…cravings?” Jina asks with a blush.
“Sure. Bobbie brought a lot of snacks for your guys. I think she bought the whole store.” He rummaged through the piles of items to look for some chocolate for her only to be stop by Jina. She pulled her closer to him so they were staring directly at each other.
“Not that craving,” Jina whispers.
Rumi was confused at first before his face blushed, his patterns following suit.
“I-I can help with that.” Rumi cleared his throat. “But Derpy and Sussie have to leave.”
Sussie protests to them by pecking him on his forehead.
“Ouch!” Rumi whined in pain.
“That means you’re his favorite.” Jina giggled.
“Come on Mystique. You can’t stay under the bed forever.” Zack continues to plead with Mystique to get out from under his bed. He was begging on his stomach to try to persuade to come out from the darkness.
“.....Yes I can.” Mystique whispers. Only the bangs of her hair could really be seen from under the bed.
“I got this babe.” Baby pushed Zack a little bit to bend down to meet with Mystique’s level the best she could.
“Bobbie brought you a pack of pepero.” Baby grab a bag of said snacks to bribe her with. “You can have it all to yourself if you come out.”
“Now I know that’s a lie,” Zack deadpan, knowing Baby will ask for some as soon as Mystique opens the bag.
“She doesn’t has to know that,” Baby hushes him. “Come on, Mystique. We won’t stop until you-Hey!” The bag of snacks was stolen by a quick grab of hands from Mystique. Cruching sounds could be heard afterward.
Within a few seconds, an empty roll up bag of pepero was thrown out from under the bed.
“Ok, I admit. I’m impressed and attracted by that.” Baby admits.
“Mystique.” Zack whines. “Please come out so we can help you.”
“....No.” Mystique state again with a bit more raised voice.
Zack signs in disappointment. “Can you please stop being such a baby and get out so we can help-”
“WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!?” Mystique snaps.
Zack responded to the outburst with a look of hurt spread across his face. Mystique must have seen that somehow because within a few seconds she got out from under the bed with tears falling down her face.
“I’m-I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it.” Mystique bawls as Baby came to comfort her. Zack got off his stomach and onto his kness instead and pulled both of his girlfriends into a group hug.
“My emotions are-are just all over the place. I hadn’t felt like this in a long time.” Mystique explained. “But I shouldn’t had yelled at you like that. You were just trying to help. You’re always trying to help and-and-.” Mystique continues to cry, her tears flowing like a waterfall.
“It’s ok, It’s ok, Zack assure her. “Of course you’ll feel more angry or annoyed when you’re going through your menstrual cycle.”
“You should have seen how I reacted early.” Baby smirks as she recalls the living room situation.
“You’re not mad?” Mystique finally stops crying to look at Zack.
“No. Of course not. I’m just want to help you.” Zack pulls back her bangs a little bit to give her a quick kiss to the forehead. “Will you let me help you?”
Mystique responded with a nod and a smile.
“Hey! I want a kiss too!” Baby demanding with a pout.
Zack laughed and gave her a quick kiss on the forehead. “Better.”
“Hmm, No.” Baby stated. “I want more.”
“Me too.” Mystique demanded.
“Ok, ok.” Zack gave into his girlfriends’ demands and continued to give them kisses until they had enough.
“Babe, just let me go one more round.” Abby continued to plead with Miru as he held her in his arms.
“For the last time,” Miru groans in frustration as he waits for the elevator to stop at the Hunters’ bedrooms floor. “No.”
“But I was almost done with my sets!” Abby cried out. “Please, it will only take a few minutes.”
“So that I can find you on the floor crying and complaining of pain again.” Miru reminds her of the state he found her in when he arrived at their home gym to check on her when he wasn’t in his room.
That shut Abby up.
“That's what I thought.” Miru smirks. He was relieved when the elevator stopped and made it to the Hunters’ bedroom floor. He got out and headed toward his bedroom.
“You guys told me exercise would help reduce cramps,” Abby pouted,
“Yeah, light exercises. Not a full heavy set workout.” Miru reminded her as he got to his room. Before he could open it, the door flew open and out came Allure.
“There are my two darlings!” Allure pulled the two in and helped Miru place Abby onto the bed.
“Was she too much trouble to fetch?” Allure asks Miru with a smirk as she pulls out a heated pad and places it on Abby’s stomach.
“Yes she was,” Miru laughs. “I practically had to pull her off the weights.”
“You did not!” Abby cried out but then sighs in relief when she feels the heated pad do its magic.
“This is my favorite thing of the modern world,” Abby stated.
“Oh you say that about everything, dear.” Allure reminds her. “You said pilates were your favorite the other day.”
“It still is.” Abby admits.
Miru chuckled as he lay himself aside his girlfriends on his bed.
“How are you doing gorgeous?” He asks as he plays with Allure’s hair.
“Oh I’m fine. The painkillers finally kick in. but I wouldn’t call myself gorgeous at the moment.” Allure stated as she ran her hands through her pimples covered face. Rather than being red, they were a light shade of pink. Allure had woken up with them along with a blood stain on her night gown.
Miru and Abby both gave each other a concerned look before they smirks and nod in agreement. They both crowded around Allure on the bed, causing the love theme beauty to grow concern.
“What are you two do-Oh!” Allure yelps as she is tackle by Miru and Abby. She was forced to lay down as she was attacked by kisses all over her face from her two lovers.
“St-Stop it!” Allure laughs. “I’m gross.”
“No you’re not!” Abby argued.
“Yes I am!”
“Take it back.” Miru demanded.
“OK! OK! I’m not! I’m not!”
Miru and Abby continue to attack Allure with kisses, reminding her just how much they love her, with or without pimples.
“Girls, enough with the bowing please.” Bobbie said out of worries for the Saga girls who were trying to bend down as low as they can go to show their gratitude for Bobbie. However, as humans they weren’t as flexible as they used to be when they were demons so they were doing the best they could.
The Hunters couldn’t help but laugh, viewing it as payback for when they engage in a bowing contest at the gameshow.
The girls stopped and stood back up. After a few hours, all of the Saga girls were no longer suffering much as they did prior. After the pain had settled down, they washed up and came to the living room to give thanks to Bobbie who hadn’t left yet because she wanted to make sure everyone was ok.
“Again, we can’t thank you enough for aiding us during this difficult time.” Jina says.
“Yeah, we owe you big time.” Abby stated.
“Let me treat you to a spa day.” Allure offers.
“I can paint a portrait of you.” Mystique was already brainstorming what setting to paint the background of.
“I would kill for you,” Baby offered.
“Woah,ok. No need to go that far.” Bobbie fake laughs as she clears her throat. “And you’re my girls now. Of course I always got your backs.”
That comment made all of the Saga girls brawled their eyes out and they pulled Bobbie in for a group hug.
“Should we tell them that Celio had decided to make Bobbie their new manager yet?” Zack whispers to Rumi and Miru.
“If we did, they would never let her go.” Miru chuckled.
“Ok, girls, that’s enough.” Rumi helps pull Bobbie out of the group hugs, much to the disappointment of the Saga girls.
“Thanks Rumi.” Bobbie said as she fixed up her outfit.
“Come on, I’ll go with you outside to your car.” Rumi offers. Bobbie agrees.
“Bye everyone.” Bobbie waves goodbye as she and Rumi head toward the elevator.
“Bye Bobbie!” Everyone said in unison.
“Oh! I forgot one more thing!” Bobbie rummaged through her hand bag for a quick second until she found wha she was looking for.
“Here.” Bobbie handed the object into Miru’s hands. “This is for you and the rest of the boys.”
“Thanks Bob-” Miru clamped his mouth shut before he could finish thanking Bobbie. A blush reddened his entire face.
“What she got us?” Zack asks before he looks at said object and his face became the same shade as Miru.
“Are you guys ok?” Rumi asks, concerned for his brothers.
Instead of answering, Miru shows him what exactly Bobbie got them.
A box of condoms.
“Bobbie!” Rumi cries out, his face and patterns joining in on the red coloring show.
“What is it?” Abby asks, attempting to look at the object.
“No-nothing!” Miru hid the thing behind his back only for Baby to snap it out of his hands.
“Give it back!” Miru demanded.
“It’s condoms!” Baby exclaimed, showing it to the rest of the Saga girls.
When they saw what it was, they all laughed. That just made the Hunters’ faces grow redder.
“Bobbie why?” Rumi moans in embarrassment.
“I’m not ready to be a grandmother yet.” Bobbie says, only causing more groaning from the Hunters and laughing from the Saga girls.