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1x1x1x1 enters the cabin or whatever uh wherever the killers live idfk
Noli but like really quietly and from afar: "[mmhghyeahh my [little] babykiller [you're] sofuckinngn [attractive and] yeeah"
1x1x1x1: "what the hell is Noli doing in there"
Azure: "so you heard it too"
1x1x1x1: "ℰ-ℰℰ𝒫! 𝒟-𝒹ℴ𝓃𝓉 𝓈𝒸𝒶𝓇ℯ 𝓂ℯ 𝓁𝒾𝓀ℯ 𝓉𝒽-𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉, 𝒜𝓏𝓊𝓇ℯ-𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃! 𝒰-𝓊ℊ𝒽!"
Azure: "the fuck was that?????????"
1x1x1x1: "sorry that slips out sometimes"
Azure: "....your inner anime girl?????????"
1x1x1x1: "can we not talk about this right now and address the elephant in the room instead"
Azure: "uh but yeah hes been at it for hooouurss i could hear him over my TV........"
1x1x1x1: "Noli.....what could you be up t"
Azure: "I was watching nightcrawler btw"
1x1x1x1: "Um. Ok????"
Azure: "juuuuusst thought i'd uh heh put that out there"
1x1x1x1: "Noli.....what could you possibly be up t"
Azure: "like....Jake crawling crawler night guyenhaul is like....me to a t!!!!!!!"
1x1x1x1: "UP TO, WHAT COULD NOLI POSSIBLY BE UP TO."
Azure: "huh? oh i dunno, sounds weird though if you're really that curious we could just go and ask."
1x1x1x1: "Totally wasn't trying to segway into us doing that. Or anything. Thanks for. Pointing that out."
Azure: "no problem!!!!!!!!!!!! I know you struggle with words!!!!!!!!! ❤️ Ok lets go see whats up with multicolored dick man"
1x1x1x1 and Azure open the door to wherever Noli is I guess
Noli: "[hey there] my little [babykiller] heh.....you [feeling sleepy].....daddys why do i do this to myself oh my god i dont want to write this [hgere] for you.....bjaby boy.....uuuuh [fuck] um [im gonna take] your [pants off] now"
Azure: "hey Noli"
Noli: "OH [SHIT] I THOUGHT [YOU GUYS] WENT TO [BED]"
1x1x1x1: "I FUCKING KNEW IT"
Noli: "[NO] YOU [DIDNT]."
Azure "oh well i guess you didnt 1x1x1x1"
1x1x1x1: "WGAT????????????? YOU FUCKING TINY PENISED MORON WE JUST WATCHED HIM DO IT YOU ABSOLUTE IMBECILE"
Azure: "oh right. Heeeeeey!!!!!!!"
1x1x1x1: "WE HEARD EVERYTHING YOU SAID, SHITBITCHFUCK!!!!!!!!"
Azure: "thats not even a word ok anyways you were making PORN!!!!!!"
Noli: "[pppssh], its only [PORN] if my [viewers] use it for"
Azure: "do you have a linktree"
Noli: "[yeah] its [porn]"
1x1x1x1: "WHAT the FUCK"
Noli: "[DONT YOU] TAKE THAT [TONE] WITH ME [YOUNG MAN]. IM PROVIDING A [PUBLIC SERVICE]!!!!!!!"
1x1x1x1: "I'm literally older than you"
Azure: "how.....just how?????
Noli: "[Plenty of] my [viewers] suffer from [severe insomnia] and [depression] or somegrthing.....the [stress of everyday] life has taken a [heavy toll on them]!!!!!"
Azure: "theres no way you're trying to justify this"
Noli: "whats the [big deal] with making this [anyway]??? everyones got their [hobbies]!!!!!!!! mine just [happens to] be [insanely lucrative]!"
Azure: "I mean I guess its not ILLEGAL or anything but.....THATS STILL WEIRD! I could hear you over my TV, and i dont wanna be listening to that shit!!!!!!"
1x1x1x1: "YEAH, NOL-"
Azure: "and if you MUST know, I was watching NIGHTCRAWLER."
1x1x1x1: ".......yeah, Nol-"
Azure: "i'm on my fourteenth rewatch, i feel like im finally starting to grasp the complexities of this masterpiece!!!!!"
1x1x1x1: "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
Azure: "wow 1x1x1x1 do you always have to scream to get everyones attention AAAALLL THE TIMMEE...."
Noli: "yeah [1x] this is about [ME], [ok]? NOT [you.]"
1x1x1x1: "I hate all of you"
Azure: "anyways what could have POSSIBLY driven you to do this??"
Noli: "[I] just felt like using [my gifts] to [help]-"
random fucking penguin: "squawk (your boyfriend left you)" (007n7 by the way)
Noli: "WUUFHWHEFUHWEIFHWEH!!!!!!!!!!! I [KNOW] RANDOM FUCKING [PENGUIN]!!!!!!!!!! SNIFF ITS A [PROBLEM], I CANT [HELP MYSELF]!!!!!!!!!!"
Azure: "I KNEW HE WAS A RED FLAG!!!!!!!"
1x1x1x1: "oh my gosh thats awfuuuull how could someone do something like thaaaat"
Noli: "WEIFERIGHIEHE [LEFT ME] FOR THAT [FUCKING] GAMBLER BITCH!!!!!!!!!!WJEFOEERGI CANTEVEJN REMEMBER HISNAME THATS [HOW FUCKING] AWFUL THAT [BITCHASS FEMBOY] IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND HE [LEFT ME] FOR [HIM]!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Azure: "heeeeey Noli, you shouldnt dwell on it too much! My ex stabbed me approximately 4 times in the chest as a sacrifice to the god that we worship!"
1x1x1x1: "Yeah he didn't deserve you or whatever"
Noli: "sniff you [really] mean....thjat???????🥺"
1x1x1x1: "no"
Azure: "YES he does, you're a strong independent man who don't need no dilf!!!!! you WILL survive!!!!!!!! and some other third thing i heard in a piece of media somewhere"
Noli: "sniff yjou know......thats [exactly] what i [needed to here]......you're [SO RIGHT], AZURE!!!! I [WILL] SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
1x1x1x1: "you're not real."
Noli: "in fact.....[ive] already got [my eyes] on.....𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓮𝓵𝓼𝓮...."
Azure: "haha! uh oh"
Noli: "hes soooooo [kiiiinnndd]......"
1x1x1x1: "what have you done"
Noli: "ey [Azure] 😉😉😉 right here, [babe]👅"
Azure: "to say im afraid of you is an understatement"
i dont know how to end this