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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
mel just got a 100 on the chem quiz from last week fuck sheโs so smart and pretty and cool
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
#need to ask for her hand in marriage
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
you wanna maybe start with a coffee?
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @froyoyo
nah
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
chaos lesbian nation needs to know that langdon saw mel from across the courtyard today and literally fell into an open grate
yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @chaoslesbian
LMFAOOOOOO
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
STOP FUCKING EXPOSING ME
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
STOP DOING DUMB SHIT THEN
mel @mel.king
I think itโs extremely dangerous to have drain grate covers left open in the middle of the day during the school week, someone could fall in :(
trin @trintos
Replying to @mel.king
but it's really funny ๐
samira <3 @samiramohan
Replying to @mel.king
nobody's dumb enough to fall into an open drain grate
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victoria @vicxjavadi
Replying to @samiramohan, @mel.king
well. one person is
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
i love you
mel @mel.king
I think itโs extremely dangerous to have drain grate covers left open in the middle of the day during the school week, someone could fall in :(
yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
RUDE??????????
victoria @vicxjavadi
Replying to @samiramohan, @mel.king
well. one person is
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
it's not like she was lying
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
surrounded by opps everywhere i canโt believe
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
awful that frank fell into the open grate today obviously but he got so red and embarrassed, it was kinda sweet โฆโฆ
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samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
Replying to @secretmel
i mean you think everything he does is sweet
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melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
Replying to @slomoswift
heโs a sweet guy!
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vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @secretmel, @slomoswift
you also thought dennisโ shitty burnt chocolate chip cookies were sweet but ok
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Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @lilmisscrash, @secretmel, @slomoswift
now what did i do ๐งโโ๏ธ
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
talked to mel in the hallway today
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
this is going to be the best slow burn in the history of the world
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
nurse heโs out again
langdon @fricklangdon
who up yearning
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victoria @vicxjavadi
Replying to @fricklangdon
men used to fight wars
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langdon @fricklangdon
Replying to @vicxjavadi
the only war iโm fighting nowadays is the war on pining and longing
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victoria @vicxjavadi
Replying to @fricklangdon
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
GUESS WHOS BEEN PAIRED UP WITH MEL FOR THE FROG DISSECTION ON TUESDAY
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
AND WHEN WEโRE STANDING SIDE BY SIDE AND HER BRAID GETS LOOSE AND I OFFER TO FIX IT FOR HER AND THE RAW PURE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN US GETS TOO MUCH AND SHE CANT HELP BUT KISS ME AND LOVE ME FOREVER THEN WHAT
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
men are so interestingโฆ
yolanda @yogarciaa
the concept of frank langdon shutting the fuck up for once
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trin @trintos
Replying to @yogarciaa
a girl can dream
langdon @fricklangdon
Replying to @yogarciaa
yall are fucking MEAN
mel @mel.king
canโt believe I forgot the name of zooey deschanelโs character on elf. Iโve literally watched elf no less than 300 times.
langdon @fricklangdon
Replying to @mel.king
๐คฃ
langdon @fricklangdon
Replying to @mel.king
itโs jovie!
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mel @mel.king
Replying to @fricklangdon
yeah, I only remembered after like 2 minutes! ๐
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
mel replied :))) the slow burn starts NOWWW
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
on god he pisses me off so muchโฆ
langdon @fricklangdon
Replying to @mel.king
๐คฃ
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
who the fuck even uses this emoji anymore
samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
ma'am is he bothering you
langdon @fricklangdon
Replying to @mel.king
๐คฃ
vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
the way frank langdon is the hottest, most popular boy in school but somehow has 0 rizz and absolutely no auraโฆ.. god what a waste
samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
Replying to @lilmisscrash
idk about hottest
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
Replying to @lilmisscrash
whatโs rizz?
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vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @secretmel
donโt worry about it princess โค๏ธ
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
BIO TODAY WITH THE LOML ๐๐๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐๐๐
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
god take away all of my pain and give it to frank langdon
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
going to do the frog dissection today eek! paired up with frank too!! heโs so smart, iโm excited :D
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Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @secretmel
good luck mel! have fun!
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melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
Replying to @huckleberry99
thanks dennis!
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
ITS OVER
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
IM GONBA FUCKING KILL MUSELF
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
IM ACTUALLY GOING TO CRASH THE FUCK OUT ITS NOT FUNNY ITโS SO SO SO SO BAD
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
what the fuck did you doโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ..
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @froyoyo
so hypothetically what if i was holding a frog while talking to mel and she said something about how she was going to the baseball game this friday and i got too excited and also i talk with my hands a lot and accidentally threw the frog at her face
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
YOY DID WHAT???????????????
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @froyoyo
I SAID HYPOTHETICALLY
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
BOY YOU THREW A FUCKING FROG AT HER FACE???????
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
WHAT HAPPENED TO HI. HELLO
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @froyoyo, @frankopop
WHAT DID POOR MEL DO TO DESERVE THIS
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian, @froyoyo
CAN YOU GUYS FUCKING NOT RN I'LL LITERALLY JUMP
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
worst sensory experience of my entire life holy SHIT
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vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @secretmel
wait what happened
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melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
Replying to @lilmisscrash
frank accidentally threw a frog at my face during bio.
samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
Replying to @secretmel
IM SORRY HE DID WHAT????
Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @secretmel
HELLO??????
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melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
Replying to @huckleberry99
it was an accident ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
Replying to @secretmel, @huckleberry99
I SURE FUCKING HOPE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @secretmel
thatโs def one way to get your attention
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melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
Replying to @lilmisscrash
i was already paying attention to him though! i donโt know what happened!!!
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vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @secretmel
yk what nvm โค๏ธ
samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
top 10 moments before disaster omg
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
going to do the frog dissection today eek! paired up with frank too!! heโs so smart, iโm excited :D
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
literally how the fuck am i supposed to show my face tomorrow
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
quick who knows how i can fake my identity and move to saskatchewan
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
are you willing to sell a kidney
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
im willing to sell my mathlete trophy and trade a pint of the ben & jerrys tonight dough
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
then youโre fucked bro sorry
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
FUCK
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
so what if i just avoid mel for the rest of high school now thatโs totally not impossible i think
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
APOLOGIZE TO HER YOU DUMB FUCK
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @froyoyo
I CANT BECAUSE WHAT IF I BURST INTO TEARS
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
wait i have a galaxy brain idea
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
so
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
iโm literally going to kill myself.
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
bye
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
not as bad as the frogs but another sensory nightmare for sure.
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samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
Replying to @secretmel
yeah that wasโฆโฆโฆ.
vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @secretmel
WHAT HAPPENED
Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @secretmel
oh no what happened???
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samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
Replying to @huckleberry99, @secretmel
langdon brought tea for mel to apologize for the frog incident but then as he was giving it to her he accidentally spilled it all over her ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @slomoswift, @huckleberry99, @secretmel
WTFFFWHEGDJJF
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vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
WYAT IS WRON WITH HIM
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vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED ITTHSHDS
Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @slomoswift, @secretmel
even IโM not that clumsy oh my god
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melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
Replying to @huckleberry99, @slomoswift
it was really sweet of him though! he got my favorite tea too, which I didnโt even know he knew!
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
@frankopop YOU BRUSHED HANDS WITH MEL AND SPILLED TEA ALL OVER HER ???? JUST UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS OF LOSERISM DEAR LORD
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT
yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop, @chaoslesbian
IT'S TRUE???????????
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
WHITAKER FOLLOWS MEL ON PRIV
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
SHES TALKING ABOUT ME ON HER PRIV??????
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
so what if i request to follow whitaker on priv
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
jesus christ leave that mouse boy alone!!
Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
langdonโs priv just requested to follow me on hereehskdhsdkhjc what the fuck am i in trouble
samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
Replying to @huckleberry99
LMAO????
vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @huckleberry99
wait let him. i wonder what he tweets about on his priv
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Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @lilmisscrash
we donโt even share any classes together??
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vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @huckleberry99
dennis do it for the plot!!!!!! or blackmail idk!!!!!! heโs the most popular guy in school, you get into his priv and people will never call you rat killer again
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Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @lilmisscrash
unprovoked????????
samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
Replying to @lilmisscrash, @huckleberry99
langdonโs priv requesting whitakerโs priv and not melโs is kinda taking me out
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samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
but i mean i think i can guess why he wouldnโt want mel to see his privโฆ
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vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @slomoswift, @huckleberry99
youโre so right
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melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
Replying to @lilmisscrash, @slomoswift, @huckleberry99
does langdon say bad things about me on his priv?
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vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @secretmel, @slomoswift, @huckleberry99
quite literally the exact opposite melbear
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
santos tell whitaker to let me innnnn
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
no heโs afraid of you
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
???? what the fuck iโm literally adorable who would be afraid of me
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
as if your face isnt the ugliest most terrifying thing i have ever seen
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
Ok.
yolanda @yogarciaa
langdon if you miss a single pitch today i will be throwing you into shark infested waters
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yolanda @yogarciaa
i have money riding on this game today iโm not fucking around
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langdon @fricklangdon
Replying to @yogarciaa
maybe iโll miss on purpose just to spite you
langdon @fricklangdon
got a lot of angry people in my mentions so i thought iโd clarify: this was a joke. i do not plan on missing any pitches today. i will be playing my best, just as i do every game
langdon @fricklangdon
Replying to @yogarciaa
maybe iโll miss on purpose just to spite you
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
@chaoslesbian can you ask whitaker if he knows whether or not mel's coming today
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
can you stop being a fucking simp and lock in for once
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @chaoslesbian, @frankopop
ugh you're so hot when you're ordering langdon what to do
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @froyoyo, @frankopop
awww only for you babe
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian, @froyoyo
hey so can you guys do me a favor and not fucking flirt in my mentions
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @froyoyo, @frankopop
fuck off langdon
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @chaoslesbian, @frankopop
fuck off langdon
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
SHES HEREEEYDYHZJHSHDKJCJKX
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
MELโS HERE YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAY
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
LANGDON LANDS ๐๐ !!!!!
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
this was the best game i have ever played in my lifeโฆโฆโฆ.. melissa king my lucky charm fr
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
threw up in my mouth a little
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
frank was so good wow!!!! and not at all clumsy lol
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Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @secretmel
honestly it was so brave of you to go. if i were you i'd have been afraid of his ball somehow making it all the way to the stands and smacking me in the face
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melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
Replying to @huckleberry99
not gonna lie, same haha
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
ahhhhhh :โ)
Pitt High Debate Team @PittHSDebate
Last but not least, the final member of our debate team - Mel King!
Mel is resourceful and incredibly competent at swiftly and decisively cutting down the opposing teamโs arguments.
2๏ธโฃ months left until our first championship in Raleigh, North Carolina!
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
โ ๏ธ mel on the debate team not a drill โ ๏ธ sheโs so SMART what the FUCK
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
i actually canโt fucking handle it the thought of her confidently defending her argument and poking holes at everyone elseโs is soooo hot iโm sweating
langdon @fricklangdon
like someone needs to stop this
Pitt High Debate Team @PittHSDebate
Last but not least, the final member of our debate team - Mel King!
Mel is resourceful and incredibly competent at swiftly and decisively cutting down the opposing teamโs arguments.
2๏ธโฃ months left until our first championship in Raleigh, North Carolina!
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
FUCK
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
????
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
THAT WAS . OBV MEANT FOR PRIVCHVWDHE
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
do you think she saw it
mel @mel.king
nobodyโs going to stop me from having a blast in raleigh! ๐ฅณ
Pitt High Debate Team @PittHSDebate
Last but not least, the final member of our debate team - Mel King!
Mel is resourceful and incredibly competent at swiftly and decisively cutting down the opposing teamโs arguments.
2๏ธโฃ months left until our first championship in Raleigh, North Carolina!
langdon @fricklangdon
OH FUCKIN GHELL
mel @mel.king
nobodyโs going to stop me from having a blast in raleigh! ๐ฅณ
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
JESUS FUCKWIHCEJWM
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
I guess this means he DOES say bad things about me on his privโฆ
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
I donโt understand, I thought we were friends :(
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
NOT AGAIN
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
HAHAHAHHWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHAHHA
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @froyoyo
youโre laughing?????? the love of my life hates my guts and youโre LAUGHING???????????
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
this is the guy weโre sending to compete in national math olympiads folks. the guy who canโt figure out how to switch between two twitter accounts
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @froyoyo, @frankopop
white men truly get everything
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
SANTOS YOURE GONNA BE ON THE TEAM WITH HER RIGT
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
PLEASEEEEEE LET HER KNOW IT WAS AN ACCIDENT AND I DONT HATE HER OR ANYTHING
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
nah
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
PLEASEEEEEE
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
whatโs in it for me
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
my eternal gratitude
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
idgaf about that
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
bragging rights forever
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
warmer
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
you get to make a speech at mel and iโs wedding
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
what makes you think i want to go to a heterosexual wedding
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
iโll pay for your car's gas for an entire year
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
now weโre talking
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
seeing langdon crash and burn over and over again with mel is truly my favorite pastime like i should be bringing popcorn with me at all times
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
it will never not be entertaining i fear
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Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @chaoslesbian
wait does he have a crush on mel or something?
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melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
Replying to @huckleberry99
who has a crush on me??????
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Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @secretmel, @chaoslesbian
WAIT
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
dennis whitaker you DUMB FUCK
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Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @chaoslesbian
TRIN HELP MEEEEE
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Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
PLEASE DONT TELL HIM PLSPLSPLSPLS
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @huckleberry99
no โค๏ธ
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
it was nice knowing you
yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
dennis whitaker you are now one of my elite employees
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
gen cannot wait until he finds out
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @froyoyo
until who finds out
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
Dennis @denniswhtkr
hey guys, just found out that both my main and private twitter accounts were hacked over the weekend so if you saw any weird tweets from the past few days they werenโt from me <3 love and light
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mel @mel.king
Replying to @denniswhtkr
anybody buying this shit?
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trin @trintos
Replying to @mel.king, @denniswhtkr
GET HIS ASS
trin @trintos
Replying to @denniswhtkr
u sweet summer childโฆโฆ. u fucking idiot
samira <3 @samiramohan
Replying to @denniswhtkr
oh thatโs not
langdon @fricklangdon
dennis whitaker is dead to me
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
@huckleberry99 what did you do???????
langdon @fricklangdon
dennis whitaker is dead to me
Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @secretmel
unfortunately i am not at liberty to say :/
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
why does it look like he has a problem with everyone?
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samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
Replying to @secretmel
well he is a Man
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
is nothing fucking sacred anymoreโฆโฆโฆ.
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
santos this is all ur fault
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
MY FAULT?????
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
BLAMING A WOMAN FOR A MANโS MISTAKE OH I SEE
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
WHY IS HE ON YOUR FUCKING PRIV ANYWAY
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
HES MY NEIGHBOR YOU FUCKWIT
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
I DONT EVEN KNOW MY NEIGHBORS AND I SURE AS HELL WOULDNT LET ONE OF THEM FOLLOW MY PRIV
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
??? ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUโRE UNLOVED
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
PLUS YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WANTED HIM TO FOLLOW /YOUR/ PRIV
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
NO I DIDNT I WANTED TO FOLLOW /HIS/ PRIV SO I COULD SEE IF HE HAD ANY TWEETS ABOUT MEL
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
STOP BEING SO FUCKING CREEPY AND ASK HER OUT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
update: trinity santos just told me it was a complete misunderstanding and frank actually sees me as a very good friend :)
samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
Replying to @secretmel
SANTOS?????
vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @secretmel
santos would literally rather drink bleach than say anything nice about langdon holy shit
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melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
Replying to @lilmisscrash
thatโs what I thought too! I guess that means she was truly being truthful.
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
frank langdon you better make sure i have a full tank tomorrow
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
MEL DOESNT HATE ME ANYMORE
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
santos amazing santos incredible santos intelligent santos cool santos great wingwoman santos #1 best friend
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
garcia you just got fucking demoted
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
thank god i never wanted to be your number 1 anyway
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @froyoyo
rude asfโฆโฆโฆ just for that youโre back to no 1
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
slow burn back ๐ โผ๏ธ
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
itโs fucking glacial at this point dude
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
melissa king u wanna be my prom date soooooo bad
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
literally ask her you fucking dweeb
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @froyoyo
but what if she says no :(
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
then that means sheโs got good fucking sense
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @froyoyo
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
john shen you will begin to cough in seven days
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
lol. lmao even
yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
U SNOOZE U LOSE BITCH
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
john just asked me to prom.
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vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @secretmel
LETS GOO MELLYYYYY
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samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
Replying to @lilmisscrash, @secretmel
did you say yes?
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melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
Replying to @slomoswift, @lilmisscrash
i said iโd think about it!
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vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @secretmel, @slomoswift
BOOOOOOOO
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Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @secretmel, @lilmisscrash, @slomoswift
wait, why? johnโs a great guy!
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samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
Replying to @secretmel, @huckleberry99, @lilmisscrash
could it have something to do with the huge crush you have on a certain someone who still isn't able to string a single coherent sentence around youโฆโฆ.
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melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
Replying to @slomoswift, @huckleberry99, @lilmisscrash
i have no idea who or what youโre talking about.
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samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
Replying to @secretmel, @huckleberry99, @lilmisscrash
oh yโknow maybe this one blue eyed loser who stares at you 24/7 and keeps accidentally throwing things at you when he gets anywhere near you????
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melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
Replying to @slomoswift, @huckleberry99, @lilmisscrash
samira, I told you that in confidence!
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Secret Dennis ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @secretmel, @slomoswift, @lilmisscrash
wait, langdon?? do you actually have a crush on langdon????
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @huckleberry99
IM SORRY IS THAT MEL
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CLOSED. ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @chaoslesbian
oh god. not again.
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
WHITAKER ANSWER YOUR DMS OR I WILL BE BREAKING DOWN YOUR DOOR
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DO IT AGAIN
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CLOSED. ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @chaoslesbian
YOU DIDNT EVEN PAY THE LAST TIME
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @huckleberry99
AND I WONT THIS TIME EITHER
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
ANSWER YOUR DMS FOOL
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
NO FUCKING WAY
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
OH THIS IS DELICIOUSSSSSSS
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
THE POWER I HOLD IN MY FUCKING HANDS RN......
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CLOSED. ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @chaoslesbian
can you not say anything please trinity iโm begging
trin @trintos
when you possess world-altering, monumental, groundbreaking information that has the possibility to fundamentally alter the relationships around you forever
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samira <3 @samiramohan
Replying to @trintos
this vague ass tweet
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
spill
trin @trintos
when you possess world-altering, monumental, groundbreaking information that has the possibility to fundamentally alter the relationships around you forever
yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
wouldnโt you like to know
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
canโt believe mel is going to prom with someone other than me
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
i don't think she actually said yes???? you can still ask her
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @froyoyo
prom is literally next week tho
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yoyo ๐ @froyoyo
Replying to @frankopop
i didnโt realize you were a quitter???
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @froyoyo
UGHHHGSDJADGHEW
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
but what if she says no :(
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
iโm not lying guys i might just never leave my house again
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
fingers crossed
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
jfc langdon okay iโm only going to say this once: i have it on good authority that if you ask mel to prom she will say yes. also that if you ask mel out she will say yes. no further questions
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
Replying to @chaoslesbian
waait AFRE YOU SERIOUS
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f dawg ๐ @frankopop
HOW DO YOU KNOW
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
NO FURTHER QUESTIONS
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
TRIN. THANK YOU
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yolanda's #1 bitch ๐ @chaoslesbian
Replying to @frankopop
iโm literally allergic to your fucking face go away
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
gonna ask mel to prom today and also maybe ask her out on a date wish me luck
mel @mel.king
<3
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADHASJKHDGAJDQDHAKJDALKNA
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
SHE SAID YES
f dawg ๐ @frankopop
going to prom with mel :))))))) going on a date with mel :)))))))))) gonna text mel tonight :))))))))))
melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
frank asked me out on a date today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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melodrama (2017) ๐ @secretmel
oh and weโre going to prom together ๐ญโค๏ธ
samira on lock ๐ @slomoswift
Replying to @secretmel
ATTAGIRLLLL
vicky ๐ @lilmisscrash
Replying to @secretmel
fucking FINALLYYYYY
BACK IN BUSINESS ๐ @huckleberry99
Replying to @secretmel
OH THANK GOD
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BACK IN BUSINESS ๐ @huckleberry99
now can yโall please follow each otherโs private accounts before i get another stress ulcer
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langdon @fricklangdon
i accidentally threw a frog at my girlfriendโs face a month before we started dating and she still went out with me NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS
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trin @trintos
Replying to @fricklangdon
dawg what are we doing to our beautiful womenโฆ. they deserve so much better than this ๐๐๐
samira <3 @samiramohan
this is your man? @mel.king
langdon @fricklangdon
i accidentally threw a frog at my girlfriendโs face a month before we started dating and she still went out with me NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS
mel @mel.king
Replying to @samiramohan
yes :)
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langdon @fricklangdon
Replying to @mel.king, @samiramohan
:D