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Shayera and Diana walked down the hall, happy to be friends once again after the little trip to the underworld cleared up most things of the past.
Diana laughed when Shayera told her about a rumour was going around the watchtower that Superman photosynthesises.
"Who started that one?" She asked continuing to giggle softly.
"Who do you think?" Shay shot back.
Diana snorted and nodded, "The Flash." she guessed.
Shay nodded, "He does make up the best rumours. And knows just who to tell to get the gossip to spread like wild fire."
Diana had to agree. She had tried to make one up but hers fizzed out in a day. Wally could make up something outside (or in, to make it more believable) the realm of reason and knew just who to tell for it to circulate for *days*. It was hilarious to be honest. (Except for when it was about you of course).
Diana nods back, "Hey, did you hear the one he started that Batman sleeps unside down? Like a bat."
Shay laughs, wiping away a tear. "Y-yeah. I watched him tell Supergirl and Stargirl with the most serious expression on his face. He had a whole story to go along with it too. About how him and John found out and the exact 'science' to go along with it. I remember thinking 'theres no way they'll believe this'...but! I was wrong!"
Shayera breaks off to laugh again, "Supergirl told Oliver who told Canary (who didn't believe it but still told Ted) and Stargirl told her father and a few other and then Booster found out, then all of a sudden within the same day, everybody was talking about it."
Diana nods, "And still are. It'll probably stop being talked about in a week. And by that time he'll have something new to 'share'."
Shay laughs, "You know, it's not *completely* out of the realm of reason to think he sleeps upside down. He probably doesn't even have a bed up here."
Diana snorts, "Oh he does." She then blushes apple red and stammers, "I-i mean, oh hera- umm-"
Shayera laughs so hard tears start to stream down her face, "Oh- oh god- that was priceless-"
Diana continues to stammer, "No, I didn't mean-"
"Mmmhhhmmm. Sure princess, whatever you say."
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The Flash may spread the best rumours.
But that doesn't mean Shayera doesn't know how to stir up some juicy gossip for the Watchtower.