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In which Satella spams Subaru's phone at 5:28 am

Summary:

Satella: Hop on mahjong soul.
Subaru: Satella. It is 5:36 in the morning.
Satella: not in my timezone
Subaru: You're on lugunican standard time like the rest of us
Satella: mahjong now.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: jong

Chapter Text

??? >>> Subaru
5:28 am
???: hop on mahjong soul
Subaru: Huh?
???: hop on mahjong soul
Subaru: Who is this and how are you texting me
???: this is satella
Satella: now hop on mahjong soul
Subaru: 1. No you aren't. Who is this
Subaru: 2. I don't have mjs
Satella sent an image
Satella sent an image
Satella sent an image
Satella: there.
Subaru: Ok, fair enough
Satella: now hop on mahjong soul
Subaru: I still don't have mahjong soul. I can't even install it on this phone
Subaru: Actually, how do I have this? Didn't I sell it
Satella: You have Mahjong Soul. It came free with being isekaid.
Subaru: No I don't
Subaru: .
Subaru: Wtf
Satella: now hop on mahjong soul
Subaru: You know, I don't remember you being this clingy in Echidna's tomb
Satella: the other witches were around
Satella: stop beating around the bush
Satella: Hop on mahjong soul.
Subaru: Satella. It is 5:36 in the morning.
Satella: not in my timezone
Subaru: You're on lugunican standard time like the rest of us
Satella: mahjong now.
Subaru: ...Fine. Lemme make an account
Satella: :)

 

Subaru >>> Satella
6:02 am
Subaru: Account's ready, now what
Satella: why did it take that long
Subaru: You think most of lugunica gets good internet connection?
Satella: haha broke boy
Subaru: What am I supposed to do, call softbank? I don't even know who my isp is right now
Satella: ok,
Satella: send me your friend code
Subaru sent an image
Satella: mahjong time

 


 

And thus, this is where our story ends... if Satella doesn't get fourth place in four matches in a row. Which she does.

 


 

Satella >>> Subaru
7:40 am
Satella: Fuck
Satella sent an image
Satella sent an image
Satella sent an image
Satella: i was tenpai for ryuuiisou and iishanten for chuuren poutou twice
Subaru: Lol
Satella: fuck you
Satella: 1 more match
Subaru: I have work
Satella: skip work then
Subaru: I want to keep my job, thanks
Satella: become a witch
Satella: be unemployed like the rest of us
Subaru: No thanks
Satella: :/
Satella: tomorrow?
Subaru: Ok
Subaru: Cya

 

Satella >>> Subaru
5:33 am
Satella: jong
Subaru: Fuck's sake