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Illya on Board
It was a late spring evening, and Tony finally had time off from his team that his boss, the Mighty Gibbs, had been running ragged, till Legal and HR threatened action against him. So, he was at the hospital his friend Jeanne was working the ER evening shift at.
He and Jeanne were talking to Ducky over the open phone speakers, as they each discussed the play, they wanted to go next time they all had time off, when Jeanne was called away to an emergency. Tony, still talking to Ducky, noticed the druggies hanging outside the room she went in. He made his excuses to Ducky and asked him if he could get Palmer to come and get his car as he planned to use Jeanne’s to drive her home in after she got off shift. Ducky, now Illya, told him it was no bother at all. Hanging up to text the local LEO’s to back him up while he gathered up his coat and keys to the Morgan to head to where they were. Grabbing his spare weapons from the lock box while he was at it, putting it in the holster at his hip as he locked the morgue up and headed for the garage.
When he arrived, he found out that the LEO’s had been tied up in an accident, and the hospital was tied up looking for a lost child. The nurse at Jeanne’s station told him they both went down to the morgue, so he headed down there himself, this time calling for the yard’s security to get their arses in gear and get to where they were.
He heard a gunshot from the morgue and pulled his weapon to put his back beside the open doors to the morgue. Quickly looking in, he saw the female on the floor with a shoulder wound and the male trying to get the weapon from Tony, so, he sneaked in and wrapped his own pistol around the dealer’s head, knocking him out and to the floor. Jeanne immediately looked to Ton’s wounds while Ducky quickly frisked him for ties to contain the two as security came barreling in.
Later, after questioning, the three headed out with Ducky headed to get Tony’s car when he and Tony noticed Kort standing by a limo, pointing savagely for Tony to get in the back and Jeanne to get in the front. Illya, again, pulled a weapon, shouted “Kate!” getting Tony to pull Jeanne down while Kort was to shocked to move as a surgery knife went into his weapons shoulder causing him to drop his weapon and Tony to come up from his drop. With his own pulled weapon right in Kort’s pained face. Daring him to move while yelling for security. Rene’s driver took that as his cue to get out of there and tore out of the parking lot at high speed. The back passenger door finally being slammed shut as they came onto the main road a cop car right behind them with lights and sirens going. More tearing out and following.
After further questioning and the CIA Company Agency coming to get their wounded agent from the jail ward, neither Tony nor Illya wanted to take the chance on their respective vehicles and had them towed to the yard to be looked over and fingerprinted. Finding the professional explosives under the engine of Tony’s muscle car set to go off when the engine got warm. Fingerprints matched the recently printed Kort, which caused both Illya and Tony to call in those higher up the food chains internationally and nationally to get the CIA to take responsibility for their rogue agent’s actions on US soil which was against the Agency’s mandate.
A week later, Rene had a new handler, and a John Doe was found as a floater in the Anacostia. Kort was never heard from again.
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10/25/2025
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