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*Percy Jakcson has created a chat*
*Percy Jakcson has added Leo Valdez, Annabeth Chase, Frank Zhang, Hazel Levesque and Piper Mclean*
*Percy Jakcson has named the chat "DA GANG"*
Percy Jakcson: YO GANG
Percy Jakcson: Oh fuckaroni I forgot to add Jason.
*Percy Jakcson has added Jason Grace*
Percy Jakcson: Sorry bro...
Jason Grace: It's OK bro…
Leo Valdez: OH GREAT A CHAT
*Piper McLean has requested shared admin with Percy Jakcson*
*Percy Jakcson has accepted*
*Piper McLean has renamed Leo Valdez to Repair Boy*
Piper McLean: Thanks Percy
Repair Boy: Pipre
Repair Boy: *Pipor
Repair Boy:* Ppier
Repair Boy: DAMN IT
Percy Jakcson: *dam
Repair Boy: huh
Percy Jakcson: I wish Thalia were on here.
Percy Jakcson: And Grover
Repair Boy: Who grover
Percy Jakcson: They’d understand me unlike u peasants:(
Percy Jakcson: @RepairBoy whadidujustsay???
Annabeth Chase: Then add them???
*Percy Jakcson has added Thalia Grace, Grover Underwood, Rachel Dare, Will Solace and Nico di Angelo To the chat*
*Percy Jakcson has renamed Nico di Angelo to Death Breath*
*Percy Jakcson has renamed themself Not Nico’s type*
*Not Nico’s Type has renamed Thalia Grace to Pinecone face*
*Not Nico’s Type* has renamed Grover Underwood to G-man*
*Not Nico’s Type has renamed Rachel Dare to Professor Trelawney*
Professor Trelawney: YOU READ HARRY POTTER?
*Not Nico’s Type has renamed Will Solace to Nico’s type*
Not Nico’s Type: @ProfessorTrelawney nooo i watched it though
Professor Trelawney: Ohhh okkk
Not Nico’s Type: @Pineconeface @G-man These people do NOT understand us. I made a dam joke. And u guys weren’t there.
Jason Grace: *damn
Not Nico’s Type: DAM
Pinecone face: DAM
G-man: DAM
Jason Grace: ummm…
Annabeth Chase: Don’t ask. They’ve been like this for years.
Jason Grace: Okay???
Professor Trelawney: Wait - I think I understand…
Annabeth Chase: YOU DO?
Pinecone face: YOU DO?
G-man: YOU DO?
Jason Grace: YOU DO?
Piper McLean: YOU DO?
Death Breath: you do? Also @Not Nico’s Type wtf are these names
Not Nico’s Type: Ofc u do
Annabeth Chase: Howwwww
Pinecone face: Ohhhhhhh I remember. DONT SPILL RACHEL
Professor Trelawney: dw i wont :)
Piper McLean: That was interesting…
Piper McLean: also some of ur names are boring asf including mine.
Not Nico’s Type: Let me fix that…
Piper McLean: Percy NO ILL DO IT
*Not Nico’s Type has renamed Piper McLean to Beauty Queen*
*Not Nico’s Type has renamed Repair Boy to Bad Boy Supreme*
Annabeth Chase: Leo?? Ik that is u bc i am literally watching Percy and Clarisse do their weekly spar.
Beauty Queen: Leooo
Not Nico’s Type: who says I cant multitask???
Annabeth Chase: I can see u rn Leo.
Not Nico’s Type: fineee u winnn
Frank Zhang: oop
*Beauty Queen has renamed Bad Boy Supreme to repairboy*
Repairboy: @FrankZhang YOUR ALIVE
Frank Zhang: I should hope so.
*Beauty Queen has renamed Frank Zhang to Hopefully Alive*
Hopefully Alive: Bro Piper.
Hopefully Alive: @Annabeth Chase who won the spar???
Annabeth Chase: Percy won, which makes this months score at 2 all
Not Nico’s Type: @Repairboy DAM IT LEO!!! I need to change my passcode now :(
G-man: DAM
Pinecone face: DAM
Repairboy: U two live for saying that don’t u.
Repairboy: It was literally Ur bday?
Not Nico’s Type: Was it?
Not Nico’s Type: OMG IT WAS
Jason Grace: How didn’t u know that.
Not Nico’s Type: idk i just used it as the anniversary of the ending of the Titan War.
Jason Grace: oh
Repairboy: oh
Beauty Queen: oh
Hopefully Alive: oh
Not Nico’s Type: ye…
*Not Nico’s Type has renamed Jason Grace to Blonde superman*
*Not Nico’s Type has renamed Annabeth Chase to Wise Girl*
Not Nico’s Type: Gang why has Hazel been so abnormally quiet????
Hopefully Alive: Oh nico confiscated her phone.
Death Breath: indeed i did.
Not Nico’s Type: WHY??
Hopefully Alive: He said her brain was rotting.
Hopefully Alive: Idk what he means by that tho.
Not Nico’s Type: @DeathBreath HAZEL IS A BRAINROT??? 💀
Death Breath: no but she is close.
Wise girl: Oh no.
Wise girl: Good Job Nico.
Wise girl: That could’ve been a catastrophe.
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SHREK FIONA AND DONKEY
Shrek: Guys…
Donkey: Yea Perce
Fiona: Yes,
Shrek: I ran into ares. And aphrodite.
Fiona: Oh no
Donkey: And…?
Shrek: In nutshell, Ares kidnapped me to the cinemas and showed me a documentary about the mysterious life of Percy Jakcosn. and we are all in it. And ares. Its basically the lightning bolt quest thru a mortals perspective and its lowkey hilarious.
Fiona: Who would’ve thought that Perseus Jackson would go to the movies with Ares and Aphrodite
Shrek: I didn’t have any choice!