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There's No Studying Here

Summary:

Update my first chat fic? Nah. Random Bullshit Go PT 2

🌹 Galactic Beauty Knight 🌹:
Miss Asta, Miss Sparkle, Mister Welt, Miss Stelle, Mister Caelus, Miss March, hello to you all!
Stella Stars:
The individual greetings bye
Traveler Beyond Skies:
Not u saying greetings then bye
Stella Stars:
I will smack u
Traveler Beyond Skies:
Uve been so violent to me lately

Notes:

Ahem... So, I was supposed to finish putting the characters' classes and what-not together before posting this. And the worked out so well! (It's no where near done. So many characters. 😭).
But this is (hopefully going to be) a decently built AU, I have a few actual stories planned for the AU itself (that I have no name for, yet, as of posting this) but as I said, I need to ever so slowly put together all the characters' stuff before I actually start working on any of it. And desperately try not to make it all match canon too closely and more like real world, because somehow that's incredibly hard lmao.

ALSO, by no means do I know how college/university actually works, I'm not a college student. I have done research on it though, and I plan to continue doing research on the actual class stuff for fact-checking. I'll try not to bullshit my way through, but that's also my go-to, so we'll see how that goes.
But enough of me yapping, enjoy reading! Hopefully.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Botherings

Chapter Text

Alliancing with Xianzhou

This place is full of insane people ~L



Stop Changing my Name. has come online.

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

@Don’t_Associate.

@Don’t_Associate.

@Don’t Associate.

 

Dozing Captain has come online.

The 1 who Lacks has come online.

The Best Swordsmaster! has come online.

LittleGuiGuinevere! has come online.

Rise Phoenix!!! 🐔 has come online.

 

Dozing Captain:

This again?..

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

@Don’t_Associate.

 

LittleGuiGuinevere!:

Poor DH cant catch a break 😭

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

@Don’t_Associate.

 

The Best Swordsmaster!:

Not that he ever takes one

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

@Don’t_Associate.

 

LittleGuiGuinevere!:

Thats beside the point

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

@Don’t_Associate.

 

Rise Phoenix!!! 🐔:

Why do we keep him here

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

@Don’t_Associate.

 

Dozing Captain:

Because apparently, Dan Heng is shackled to this chat against his will.

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

@Don’t_Associate.

 

Dozing Captain:

And Yingxing… Well.

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

@Don’t_Associate.

 

Dozing Captain:

As you can see, he's grown a vendetta against Dan Heng.

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

@Don’t_Associate.

 

The 1 who Lacks:

So it seems

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

@Don’t_Associate.

 

The 1 who Lacks:

And you're certain he hasn't gone insane?

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

@Don’t_Associate.

 

Dozing General:

That's what I choose to believe

But you know, I can never really be certain.

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

@Don’t_Associate.

 

The Best Swordsmaster!:

I think he has atp

And Im convinced yingxing has dan heng's user pinned to his clipboard

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

@Don’t_Associate.

@Don’t_Associate.

 

The Best Swordsmaster!:

Yup.

 

Don't Associate. has come online.

 

Don't Associate.:

Please shut the fuck up

I swear on Lan that I will find you and murder you

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

Do it

I dare u

@Don’t_Associate.

 

Don't Associate.:

 

Dozing Captain:

I'll alert March

 

Rise Phoenix!!! 🐔:

Who

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

Dont worry

Ill murder him before she gets the chance to stop us

 

Don't Associate.:

Oh please. I have better self control than you do.

 

LittleGuiGuinevere!:

If u were awake in classes u'd know, shang

 

Dozing Captain:

Dare I ask what that's supposed to mean, Dan Heng?

 

Rise Phoenix!!! 🐔:

OMG PLS LEAVE ME AKONE ABOUT THATTTT

 

Don't Associate.:

Nothing to worry about, Jing Yuan.

 

LittleGuiGuinevere!:

Not happeningggg!! Lol

 

The 1 who Lacks:

I've locked Yingxing in a coffin

Nothing to worry about now

 

Dozing Captain:

You what?

 

Not native y is he here has come online.

 

Not native y is he here:

So is that where my casket went?

 

The Best Swordsmaster!:

Why the fuck do u have a coffin?

Actually

Nevermind

I dont wanna know

 

Not native y is he here:

Probably better that way.

Make sure you return that casket to my office, Miss Feixiao, when you are done with it.

 

The 1 who Lacks:

Of course

Anyways

 

Not native y is he here has gone offline.

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

     ➦Don't Associate: Oh please, I have better …

Oh really?

Keep lying to urself ☠️

 

The 1 who Lacks:

Oh I didn't take his phone

 

LittleGuiGuinevere!:

Thats crazy….

 

Don't Associate.:

I beg your pardon?

 

The Best Swordsmaster!:

I dont think hell give that pardon…

He'll*

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

I'll gleefully be hell

 

Rise Phoenix!!! 🐔:

I dont want to know what “gleeful” yingxing looks like

 

LittleGuiGuinevere!:

I dont either

 

Don't Associate.:

He's already found entertainment tormenting me.

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

I don't regret it

 

Dozing Captain:

Oh boy…

 

The Best Swordsmaster!:

Can we move onto something else?... 😅

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

Nah

 

Don't Associate.:

I'm leaving.

 

Dozing Captain:

Of course, Yanqing

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

Oh yes keep running Dan Heng

Just like u always do

 

Don't Associate.:

Don't talk to me.

 

Don't Associate. has gone offline.

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

Sighhh…

 

LittleGuiGuinevere!:

No way he's acting sad

NO WAY

BYEEEE 💀💀

 

Dozing Captain:

😅

 

The Best Swordsmaster!:

Soo

Who wants to practice in the gym?

 

Rise Phoenix!!! 🐔:

Oh ohohih

Me me me meme!!!

 

The Best Swordsmaster!:

Bet

 

The Best Swordsmaster! has gone offline.

Rise Phoenix!!! 🐔 has gone offline.

 

The 1 who Lacks:

I'll go watch over them

 

Dozing Captain:

Thank you, Feixiao

 

The 1 who Lacks:

Of course

 

The 1 who Lacks has gone offline.

 

LittleGuiGuinevere!:

Wait so then whos watching Yingxing

 

Dozing Captain:

Oh. Uhm..

 

Stop Changing my Name.:

Its actually very comfy in here

Might take a nap

 

LittleGuiGuinevere!:

😭😭???

 

 


 

 

Peace with the Interastral!

The end of one adventure is often the beginning of another. –WY



Fooling the Cosmos has come online.

Stella Stars has come online.

 

Fooling the Cosmos:

Peekaboo~

 

Stella Stars:

Boo

 

Fooling the Cosmos:

Woah!

Spooky!

Sounds like we got a little ghosty on our handss~

 

Stella Stars:

Yup

Im a ghosty alright

Heh

 

Photograph the Stars!~ has come online.

Could be an Astronaut has come online.

Traveler Beyond Skies has come online.

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

Might as well atp

 

Stella Stars:

Wtf is that supposed to mean

 

Photograph the Stars!~:

…One conversation without arguing

Please

ONE 😭

 

Fooling the Cosmos:

Pffft

 

Stella Stars:

Gl w that

 

Could be an Astronaut:

Alright you three, let’s keep this chat friendly, yeah?

 

Stella Stars:

Yes Mr Yang…

 

Photograph the Stars!~:

I didnt even do anything?? 😭

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

Sure

 

Fooling the Cosmos:

Yeahh! U should know that by now

 

🌹 Galactic Beauty Knight 🌹 has come online.

Stars’ Admirer has come online.

 

Photograph the Stars!~:

Oh hush

 

🌹 Galactic Beauty Knight 🌹:

Greetings, my fellow gorgeous stars!

 

Stars’ Admirer:

Heyy! What’s happening?

 

Fooling the Cosmos:

ヾ(^▽^*)))

 

Could be an Astronaut:

Hello Argenti and Asta

 

Stella Stars:

And here comes the local flirtacitous rose guy

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

LMFAO

 

Photograph the Stars!~:

Hiiii!!

 

🌹 Galactic Beauty Knight 🌹:

Miss Asta, Miss Sparkle, Mister Welt, Miss Stelle, Mister Caelus, Miss March, hello to you all!

 

Stella Stars:

The individual greetings bye

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

Not u saying greetings then bye

 

Stella Stars:

I will smack u

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

Uve been so violent to me lately </3

Whatd i do to u </3

 

Stella Stars:

Exist.

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

Ugh

Ur so mean to me </3

 

Photograph the Stars!~:

😭…

 

Could be an Astronaut:

Maybe it was a mistake letting these two in…

 

Stella Stars:

What?!

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

Were GREAT

Idk what ur talkin bout

 

Could be an Astronaut:

😅

 

Fooling the Cosmos:

Honestly…

That's up for debate~

 

Stella Stars:

Oh hush

Ur opinion dont count

 

Fooling the Cosmos:

That’s what you think

(*^▽^*)

 

Fooling the Cosmos has gone offline.

 

Stella Stars:

Can i just say?

I dont like her

At all

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

Me neither

 

Photograph the Stars!~:

Wow, you two *actually* agreeing on something?

Who knew

 

Stella Stars:

Shut

 

Could be an Astronaut:

Please keep this chat respectful.

 

🌹 Galactic Beauty Knight 🌹:

Of course, Mister Yang!

 

Stella Stars:

Yes sir…

 

Photograph the Stars!~:

Yes, sorry!

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

Points and laughs

 

Could be an Astronaut:

That was to you, too, Caelus.

 

Stella Stars:

HAH

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

Boo

 

Stars’ Admirer:

Sooo

What’s everyone doing?

 

Stella Stars:

Nth

 

Photograph the Stars!~:

Working on this project…

Sigh

 

🌹 Galactic Beauty Knight 🌹:

Why, finding amany more subjects, of course

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

Annoying my cuz

 

Stella Stars:

You mean sis?

Cuz your being real annoying

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

No i mean cuz

And you

I mean, one stone two birds

 

Photograph the Stars!~:

Oh, that gives me an idea!

Thanks!

 

Photograph the Stars!~ has gone offline.

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

oh

 

🌹 Galactic Beauty Knight 🌹:

Yes, of course! What a grand idea!

 

Stars’ Admirer:

Huh, okay

So is anyone working on assignments?

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

Ur not our teach 💀

 

Could be an Astronaut:

Well, you all should be working on your homework, before getting distracted.

But I get it. Fun before chores.

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

Ugh

 

🌹 Galactic Beauty Knight 🌹:

Indeed, I am working on assignments. Knowledge and work is still beauty in of itself, as well!

 

Traveler Beyond Skies:

😭…

Fine, whatever

 

Traveler Beyond Skies has gone offline.

 

Stars’ Admirer:

I doubt he’s doing any work lol

 

Could be an Astronaut:

Knowing him, probably not. I do have work to go finish before the next class, and you both should also get going. Take care.

 

Could be an Astronaut has gone offline.

 

Stars’ Admirer:

True

See you, Argenti

 

🌹 Galactic Beauty Knight 🌹:

Until we meet again.

 

Stars’ Admirer has gone offline.

🌹 Galactic Beauty Knight 🌹 has gone offline.

Notes:

I apologize for this being so, like, bad. As I mentioned, I haven't finished everything with this AU, but I'm still posting this for the hell of it, so yeah. My apologies if things are a bit finicky here and possibly change a bit in future chapters, whenever those appear.
There's also 0 plot here, so yeah. Anyways!

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