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You just ate a really good breakfast this morning and after some time.
You need to go to the bathroom, simple, yes?
Well, that's a problem, because while you were sitting on the toilet, scrolling on TikTok, YouTube, or whatever you were on while taking a huge shit.
You hear a bzzt.
Right beside you on the toilet.
Trying to shake off what might be a fly didn't work, why you may ask?
Because it wasn't a fly.
Because instead of some huge ass fly or mosquito. You lay your eyes on a bug with six legs, transparent wings, kinda looks like a cockroach if it didn't have its exoskeleton. You're not sure.
Because you didn't bother to take a phota and ask Google, obviously.
And you were the only one in the house. Family's busy working or going to school, whatever.
So it's just you, and that.
And it keeps buzzing off and stuff, looking really creepy.
So you used your handy dandy square bottle of soap and just...
SMACK!
As you watch its easily detachable corpse fall on top of that one part of the toilet you use to flush it.
Just grab some toilet paper and throw it somewhere, should be fine. You can pressure wash the insect-blood after you take a number 2.