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“Everyone who ridiculed me, I hate them, all of them! Every fucking person who threw banana peels at me, I wish they were dead.” Artful exclaimed
Banana Peel replied “That’s kinda what happened, dipshit!”
Artful continued “But you, I hate you the most! You ignorant fucking buffoon!”
The two then started staring at each other.
First, eye contact. They gazed into each other’s eyes for a minute.
Then, chests. I don’t know why, I’m just the narrator. Maybe they wanted to see each other shirtless or something.
Lastly, lips. They stared at each other's lips like they were sacred treasures worth millions.
Then, not 30 seconds later, they lunged at each other.
The kiss started soft, passionate, gentle but soon deranged into a sloppy, toungy (is that even a word,) and wild make out sesh.
Badware was walking around wondering what Badware’s gonna do.
Badware then realized there was a door. He burst in and started at the two.
Badware realized that Artful and Banana Peel were making out…again.
Artful and Banana Peel realized they forgot to LOCK THE DOOR!
“Why_the_FUCK_do_I_have_to_walk_in_on_yall_AGAIN!!! >:(” Badware screamed
“Well enemies only kiss once.”
Badware exclaimed “ONCE!!!_You_come_here_EVERY_SATURDAY_and_then_yall_make_out_after_saying_how_much_you_hate_each_other!!!
Badware continued “BANANA_PEEL_STOP_GOING_TO_THE_KILLER_BASE_AND_MAKING_OUT_WITH_ARTFUL._ AND_IF\YOU'RE_GOING_TO_ANYWAY_AT_LEAST_LOCK_THE_FUCKING_DOOR!!!!!/srs”
Banana Peel's response was “Well you’re just a clanker.”
Badware shouted “SHUT_YOUR_BITCH_ASS_UP!!!”