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"Sorry for taking so long!" You apologize, taking a few large steps to join Haku under his umbrella as the two of you start making your way towards Hotarubi. "Haha, don't worry. Although it would have been faster if I helped you get dressed." Haku teases, as always. His eyes glint with mischief, the rain being the only sound accompanying your footsteps for a moment.
"That's true." Hearing you agree with his innuendo almost makes Haku stumble. No, no. You are just teasing him back after he has been tormenting you for so long. Maybe you finally had enough and need to give him a taste of his own medicine. "Maybe next time you should actually help me get dressed. Down to the underwear. I'm sure you'd pick out a wonderful outfit~" When did you get so cheeky? This new side of you is so unexpected that Haku has trouble coming up with a response.
"Haha, princess, you're aware that I'm just teasing, right?" As much as he would love to follow up with your request without a hint of shame, he knows you're not ready for the barrage of perverted thoughts flooding his mind at the mere sight of you. "Is it just teasing, though? Or is there some truth to it?" You prod, halting your steps half way across one of the bridges. Haku stops together with you, nervous to see where you're taking the conversation.
"Do you only tease me when Zenji's around to stop you because you know you wouldn't follow up with your words?" Your stare threatens to sear a hole into him while Haku is busy digesting your accusations. You hit the bullseye, and both of you knew it. Even though no clothes are touched, Haku feels stripped naked by your insight.
"What if I told you I would like to mess with your clothes just as much? It would be a delight to see how flustered I can make you before you beg for me to stop~" Every word drips from your lips like poisonous honey. Haku can't believe what he just heard, that not only did you enjoy his teasing, you are just as much of a degenerate as him. His mouth falls open and closes like a gaping fish, trying and failing to find words.
"Haku, what are you doing!!" Zenji's voice echoes from the entrance of the Hotarubi dorms. "You're going to catch a cold, come inside already!" As soon as you turn towards Zenji, your piercing, lustful gaze fades and is replaced with the innocent smile Haku knew. "We'll be right there!" You yell back at Zenji and reach to take Haku's hand, feeling him jolt nervously before relaxing into the grasp. When you arrive at the entrance, Zenji is huffing and puffing, scolding Haku for making you stand in the rain. His eyes land on your entangled hands and he shoots Haku an accusatory glare. "You better not have done anything weird." Haku stutters to defend himself, choking out fragments of incoherent sentences. "I... but... That wasn't... I didn't-" You chime in in his stead, giggling with the same mischievous glint in your eyes that Haku had at the beginning of the conversation. "Don't worry Zenji, Haku isn't putting his hands where his mouth is." Maybe he should, you thought, and Haku knew.