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"Sookeh?"
"Mmmm?"
"Where is Season 7?"
"Season 7 of what?"
"You know..."
"Oh, that. I don't have it. It was even worse than Season 6, so I didn't want to spend the money."
"Ah. Well, whom does she eventually choose? The blond, ill-mannered, evil vampire, or the dark, soulful one who loves her?"
"Neither."
"NEITHER?!"
"The blond one gets blown up saving the world, and the dark-haired one apparently no longer flips her cookie."
"WHAT?!"
"Oh, and the blond gets a soul for the last season."
"Like hell he does!"
"For fuck's sake, it's just a show, Bill. Relax."