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Y’all there are a ton of writing mistakes and annoying things in asc, but honestly the most annoying thing is in book 6 when nightfart sees sneezecloud and that one riverclan girlie who I keep imagining as a pirate for some reason stealing some babies and nightheart’s all like *gasp* “they’re snatching kits!!1!1!1!!” And for some reason that made me so happy I was like “yasss kit snatchers” because I though it was like the best name for someone who regularly snatches kits and I was already about to change my Pinterest username to baby snatcher when nightfart addresses the kit snatchers again and was all like “at least I’m not a kit-stealer!!!!” And that made me so sad cuz like no they’re not kit stealers they’re kit snatchers cuz they snatch yr kits when yr not looking so anyways the moral of the story is: snatch babies and kill nightfart.