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Leek loved hatsune miku leek had all the figures of miku leek had all of mikus voicebanks leek had all
the miku plushes
today the vocaloid6 voicebank for miku and software had came out and leek NEEDED it they couldn’t possibly own every other one except it
But the bundle with them was expensive and leek had bought a purple recolour miku funko recently so they didn’t have the money for it so leek did what
They always do as a grown adult in their mothers basement they called their dad even tho he was in the house because leek is a lazy chud “father i need
More Money it’s for my job applications there expensive…” leek lied “son I’m tired of this your the
Reason I am broke and you have no job as a grown ass 30 year old man I know your spending the money on that blue haired girl merch
So I’m done with this son” said leeks father who then hanged up “FUCK” leek screamed “no one understands me only miku does…. And 4-chan
time to ask them!” They said and hopped on their computer and yknow using the shortcut they had on it to get their there they typed a 2763 long
Rant there about their father and asking how to get the voicebank without pirating it toke a while but someone responded saying to summon the grim
Reaper and he will do it it was obvisously a joke but leek didn’t notice as he is a 4-chan user and 4-chan users are idiots and set up a ritual “oh grim reaper
I want to make a deal with you you mighty sexy being” leek said kneeling down and the grim reaper came “what do you want I’m trying to watch ninjago
Mortal” said the grim reaper “I want the new miku voicebank and new vocaloid software hot stuff” leek said “ugh fine just give me your soul” said the grim
Reaper “sure pretty” said leek “stop trying to get me to date you mortal I have a boyfriend already but let’s just get this over with I want to watch my ninjago” said the grim reaper and did it leek then
got the software happily ever after what about the soul thing fact is leek has so soul that’s because I hate him (re write of a fic I wrote for school yes school it had the same premise I dunno)