your fave is problematic

your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov
Admin note: POST IS WIP
1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
3. He’s supportive of the porn industry, which is notably exploitative and misogynistic.
[cont…]

subhollander reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
#first celeb ever to get cancelled for bisexual pegging porn im crying #also not be that person but that was amateur porn #so???

torontoszamboni reblogged ⇄ subhollander
so you’re also saying that the women were amateurish at their job???

subhollander reblogged ⇄ torontoszamboni
quick tell me what amateur porn means

hunter4life reblogged ⇄ subhollander
then let’s talk about the fact that he liked that tweet as a pr stunt to distract from the f-slur????

russianlovemachine reblogged ⇄ hunter4life
#shane: what are you doing #ilya, swallowing: public relations
Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.

Notes:

Fic inspired by this tumblr post written by user aslongasitsblack: “early career ilya would get cancelled for saying the f-slur and then after they’re outed there would be an outpour of people apologising for cancelling him for saying the f-slur #sorryrozanov #letilyasayf****”.
1. heed the tags! and the prompt! f-slur! 2. do i learn from my mistakes? no! so this is now a wip

Chapter 1: Homophobia

Notes:

08.02: edited to add: tumblr excerpts; a "real-life scene" at the end of the chapter that bumps the rating to mature.

Chapter Text

Adam Lambert
Amy Lee
Amy Poehler
[...]
Ilya Rozanov
Jane Krakowski
Jennifer Lawrence…

yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov

Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
[cont...]

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23rd October, 2015. Evening.

amy @hunt3rpilled tweeted:
god scott looks so good all the time rozanov wishes he had his facial bone structure.
Attached: [A close-up of Scott Hunter on a TV screen during an ESPN live of the New York Admirals vs New Jersey Devils.]
13 replies, 27 retweets, 46 likes

rpf is love @nhlyaoiwatchdog
Replying to @hunt3rpilled
he doesssss i can’t believe my eyes. and fuck @ilyarozanov81
amy @hunt3rpilled
Replying to @nhlyaoiwatchdog
stay the fuck away from me you weirdo
ilya ✅ @ilyarozanov81
Replying to @nhlyaoiwatchdog, @hunt3rpilled
you need glasses
38 replies, 367 retweets, 1.2k likes

rpf is love @nhlyaoiwatchdog
Quoting @ilyarozanov81:
this you bitch?
Attached: [A shaky, low quality video recorded on an old smartphone. It starts with a zoom in on a bench, only to pan out on several sweaty Boston Raiders players. Marleau waves to the camera, his own hair damp, as indistinguishable chatter drowns any other sound, before a visibly younger Ilya Rozanov walks through the door. He makes a show of wrinkling his nose. “I know this smell,” he says. “Faggotry!” The man behind the camera cackles loudly, camera shaking. The video ends.]
27 replies, 301 retweets, 2.3k likes

ilya ✅ @ilyarozanov81
Replying to @nhlyaoiobservatory
yes ? ear doctor too
24 replies, 579 retweets, 3.1k likes

amy @hunt3rpilled
Quoting @ilyarozanov81:
is this me or is this ableist as well
5 replies, 20 retweets, 61 likes

boston girlie @raidersinlove
Replying to @hunt3rpilled
are you hard of hearing?

amy @hunt3rpilled
Replying to @raidersinlove
using hard of hearing as an insult IS ableist
boston girlie @raidersinlove
Replying to @hunt3rpilled
no no it was a genuine question!!!!
amy @hunt3rpilled
Replying to @raidersinlove
ohhh sorry! then no but i am an ally ❤️

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24th October, 2015. 11am.

ESPN ✅ @ESPN tweeted:
Boston Raider Captain Ilya Rozanov Criticized Over Use of Slur Against Gay Men espn.com/news/boston-raider…
13 replies, 80 retweets, 236 likes

News
Boston Raider Captain Ilya Rozanov Criticized Over Use of Slur Against Gay Men
by John Hammond, sport correspondent. Published: 07.35am. Last updated: 10.54am.

Boston Raider Captain Ilya Rozanov is facing significant backlash from the LGBT community over the alleged use of a slur against gay men.

In a recently resurfaced video, which seems to have been shot in the Boston Raiders locker room, a much younger Rozanov is seemingly heard using the word “f******y” to describe the locker room smell.

The video was posted by Twitter user “nhlyaoiwatchdog”, who was already involved in a diatribe with Rozanov on the popular social media website.

In a surprising turn of events, Rozanov appears to have confirmed his likeness in the same discussion thread…

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24th October, 2015. 11.07am.

becca in toronto @topuckbunny
Quoting @ESPN:
seemingly? appears to? bitch it’s loud and CLEAR that man is a homophobe #ilyarozanoviscancelled
3 replies, 2 retweets, 10 likes

boston girlie @raidersinlove
Replying to @topuckbunny
it was ONE TIME five years ago
becca in toronto @topuckbunny
Replying to @raidersinlove
sorry i'd forgotten about the statute of limitations on homophobia

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24th October, 2015. Late afternoon.

Jane: Really?

Lily: ?

Jane: You know that word, but not “faucet”?

Lily: what word

Jane: You know what word.

Lily: i don’t

Jane: No.

Lily: i said tell me

Jane: Fa**otry?

Lily: why are you censoring it

Lily: but yes

Lily: well

Lily: i know what i like 😛

Lily: speaking of

Lily: 1013

Jane: No. I have a flight in twelve hours.

Lily: and faucet is name of an actress

Jane: That’s Fawcett.

Lily: english is stupid made up language

Lily: come here so you forget it for two hours

Jane: I am knackered.

Lily: you can lie back and think of canada

Jane: So you know THAT too?

Lily: i know all important words))

Lily: so?

Jane: I’m coming.

Lily: yes 🍑🍆💦

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25th October, 2015. 07.14am

becca in toronto @topuckbunny tweeted:
HELLO??????
[Screenshot from the user's notifications tab. The latest one reads: @ilyarozanov81 liked your tweet: "sorry i'd forgotten about the statute of limitations on homophobia".]
90 replies, 456 retweets, 1.9k likes

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25th October, 2015. Again, 11am.

Boston Raiders ✅ @NHLRaiders tweeted:
The Boston Raiders take a firm stand against all types of discrimination.
68 replies, 879 retweets, 2.1k likes

[Screenshot, white text on black background, the Boston Raiders logo on the top left of the picture. It reads:

In light of recent events, the Boston Bears want to apologise to the LGBT community for the discriminatory language used by our team Captain in an old video circulating online. The video was taken in 2010 during what should have remained a private moment between teammates, and we’ve launched a full investigation to understand how it found its way out.

We are committed to building a supporting and welcoming environment for all of our fans regardless of race, ethnicity, religion, gender and sexual orientation. Any offensive language is therefore unacceptable, and disciplinary action will be taken internally.

Finally, we are pledging $50,000 dollars to a charity in support of homeless LGBT youth, with our Captain Rozanov donating an additional $50,000 before the end of the year.

Hockey is for everyone.]

—

26th October, 2015. Late evening.

Lily: i am going to do queer studies

Jane: Is this an oral exam joke?

—

27th October, 2015. Yes, it’s 11am. Everyone in the PR department is having terrible mornings lately.

ESPN @ESPN tweeted:
Boston Raider Captain Ilya Rozanov Enrolled in Queer Studies Class tinyurl.com/g75lf
190 replies, 986 retweets, 2.9k likes

www.espn.com

News
Boston Raider Captain Ilya Rozanov Enrolled in Queer Studies Class
by John Hammond, sport correspondent. Published: 08.01am. Last updated: 9.56am.

According to a source from the Boston Raiders management team, Captain Ilya Rozanov will be enrolled in the “Psychology of Sexual Orientation and Gender Identities” class offered by the University of Boston.

The decision comes after the recent controversy…

—

27th October, 2015. 11.13am.

voyageur slut @puckgirliepop
Quoting @ESPN:
aww they’re enrolling him in a class so he can learn more slurs ❤️
86 replies, 459 retweets, 1.9k likes

jules’s meeting taylor! @swiftieonice
Replying to @puckgirliepop
LMFAOOOOO
0 replies, 0 retweets, 1 like
jules’s meeting taylor! @swiftieonice
Replying to @puckgirliepop
the bar is on the floor. and we’re digging.
friends to lovers @shaydengalore
Replying to @puckgirliepop, @swiftieonice
our boy shane would NEVER

daddy ilya @roziesbunny
Replying to @puckgirliepop
he was like 18 there! people change and grow

voyageur slut @puckgirliepop
Quoting @roziesbunny:
girl he’s never gonna grow into fucking you 😭

daddy ilya @roziesbunny
Replying to @puckgirliepop
ok well sl*t IS a misogynistic slur!
voyageur slut @puckgirliepop
Quoting @roziesbunny:
AND I’M A LITERAL WOMAN YOU DUMB BITCH (SLUR INTENDED)

jules’s meeting taylor! @swiftieonice
Quoting @shaydengalore:
fetishizing men through rpf IS homophobia btw ❤️ blocked
3 replies, 1 retweet, 15 likes

—

27th October, 2015. 1.20pm.

Lily: what is shayden?

Jane: I have no idea.

Lily: ohhhh

Jane: What?

Lily: shane + hayden

Jane: ???

Lily: people think you’re fucking pike

Jane: Get off Twitter.

Lily: they are writing fiction about you

Lily: wait, you knew?

Jane: The guys brought it up once. They showed me fan fiction on Wattpad. Jackie finds it hilarious.

Lily: i wanna know

Jane: It was badly written and unrealistic.

Lily: pike didn’t cry after sex?

Jane: No comment.

Lily: were you fucking him

Jane: NO COMMENT.

Lily: you are so funny, deep down

Jane: How deep?

Lily: i'll show you. grab the dildo and call me

—

4th November, 2015. Early afternoon.

OPINION
IF HOMOPHOBIA IS JUST “LOCKER ROOM TALK,” THEN WE MUST LEAVE THE LOCKER ROOM.
by Anthony Daddario

If Socrates was right, and the “misuse of language induces evil in the soul,” then sports may be rotten at the core. I would know. By the time I was 18, I knew two things: I loved football; I was gay. And it was the 90s — eons away from the seminal day in 2009 in which Brian Sims became the first Division II college football player Brian Sim to come out.

It is now the post Obergefell v. Hodges era, and, of the number of trailblazing athletes that have come out so far in 2015, none have been NHL players. In fact, the National Hockey League seems to be limping decades behind us.

Russian-born Ilya Rozanov is easy on eye and ruthless on the ice. According to the voice of the internet - modern-day vox populi - he’s also a homophobe in private. In a video that seemed to be...

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4th November, 2015. Evening.

Lily: www.newyorker.com/news/essay/we-must-leave-the-locker-rooms…

Jane: So you actually read The New Yorker?

Lily: only when is interesting

Lily: he calls me attractive

Jane: Also a homophobe.

Lily: want to prove him wrong in montreal in three days?

Jane: So you can show me what you’ve been studying?

Lily: is this an oral joke?

Jane: Maybe.

Lily: ha

Lily: is really good read btw.

Lily: the article

Jane: I'll read it later.

Lily: good boy

Jane: See you in class. ;)

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5th November, 2015. 11am, because, of course.

voyageur slut @puckgirliepop tweeted:
BITCH.
[Screenshot from the user's notifications tab. The latest one reads: @ilyarozanov81 liked your tweet: "aww they’re enrolling him in a class so he can learn more slurs ❤️".]
61 replies, 604 retweets, 1.1k likes

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In the meantime, on www.tumblr.hell.

penguinsicepick reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
i’m sorry but who even taught him that word lmfao

crosbysprecious reblogged ⇄ penguinsicepick
so you think homophobia is funny?

penguinsicepick reblogged ⇄ crosbysprecious
piss on the poor website

h0llanov reblogged ⇄ penguinsicepick
shane obviously ;)
#hollanov

penguinsicepick reblogged ⇄ h0llanov
check your house for black mold

Anonymous asked russiasfuckmachine:
ok but look i was rewatching the photos/videos from shane and ilya’s drafts and i realised both of them are pushing their hands against each other as they hold up their jerseys?? like you can see the other poor dude in the back just standing there caught in the cross hairs of those two are having a psychosexual tongues battling for dominance moment
russiasfuckmachine replied:
NONNIE HOLY SHIT @thehollanovteatrise ADD IT TO THE MASTERPOST

h0llanov posted:
anywaaayyyy obsessed with soft!ilya. his favourite position is missionary; he can look up at shane and trace the constellations on his face as he pushes into him, every thrust a sweet torture: tomorrow, he’ll face him again and they’ll be rivals on the ice but for now they’re alone in ilya’s villa in ******** **** and this moment is theirs forever.
2 replies | 156 reblogs | 200 likes

rozanovdefender reblogged ⇄ h0llanov
#i was momentarily blinded by shane topping ilya but how the fuck do you even know where he lives????

Anonymous asked rozanovdefender:
h*llanov has a stalker friend who somehow knows ilya’s property manager
rozanovdefender replied:
SJDKFGSJAD ?????///////;;;WL;FSF WHAT

ilyasleftskate posted:
some of yall are delusional af like we have proof of him going home with multiple women INCLUDING that one goddess who has been sighted at his games and you still here pushing this stupid ass narrative on this man

rozanovdefender reblogged ⇄ ilyasleftskate
[Picture of the bisexuality flag.]
#posted without comment

ilyasleftskate reblogged ⇄ rozanovdefender
homosexuality is literally illegal in russia

rozanovdefender reblogged ⇄ ilyasleftskate
do you think vladimir putin is in ilya’s walls?

—

November, 2015. Date uncertain, and frankly it doesn’t quite matter.

Ilya slows his thrusts into a slow grind, drawing a low, impatient out of Hollander from where his face is buried into the pillow. His neglected cock is hard and leaking precome all over the sheets—he gets so wet, all the time, like a girl—and his ass spasming around Ilya’s cock.

“Rozanov—what—”

“Hollander,” says Ilya. “Can you smell it? In this room?”

Hollander angles his face to shoot him a confused look, eyes glassy and lips parted. There is a wet patch on the fabric from where he was panting against it. “What?” Then, after a moment, realisation dawns upon his face. “Rozanov—”

“The—”

“—Rozanov—”

“Fag—” but the rest of the word is lost in a strangled moan, because Shane is laughing, the vibrations running throughout his body and into Ilya’s with each clench of his ass.

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