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BREAKING: Ilya Rozanov is a FREAK (Shane: EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THAT)

Summary:

BREAKING: Attempted robbery at renowned hockey stars and cup winners Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov's hotel room in Tampa, Florida—caller was the robber herself!

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Or in which ANOTHER bodycam footage was leaked! But this time it's not focused on the robber, but the victims in question! And Twitter goes wild over these two freaks!

Chapter 1: Tampa Police Body Cam

Summary:

Body cam footage but this time of Shane and Ilya

Notes:

I HAVE RETURNED

I initially planned to post this a few days ago but the site shutdown was not letting me :(

But i would like to say THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! I was not expecting for it to blow up like that and you guys are in luck because I had few things planned ;)

*For those who haven't read the story before this, you don't need to per say, but a few things might seem a bit out of context

Enjoy!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

BREAKING: False Torture Call at Tampa Marriott Water Street — Suspect Arrested

Body-worn camera footage released from the Tampa Police Department documents follow-up questioning of professional Canadian hockey players Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov after a woman posing as hotel staff unlawfully entered their suite and placed a 911 call alleging “torture” and “mob activity.” Officers had already secured the suite and arrested the suspect prior to the couple’s arrival.

Below is the continued transcript.


TAMPA POLICE DEPARTMENT

Body-Worn Camera Transcript

Case #: 26-442017

Call Type: Suspicious Activity / Burglary Investigation

Date: 07-14-23

Time: 16:12:04 EST

Location: Tampa Marriott Water Street – Suite Level 18

Primary Units: 4B12, 4B27

 


[16:12:04 – Bodycam Activated]

Overlay text (white, upper right): OFFICER M. DELGADO – BWC #2147

White timestamp bottom left.

Suite interior secured. Bedroom doorway partially blocked with evidence cones. No suspect present. 2 officers are on standby.

Elevator chime. Two adult males enter suite escorted by hotel security.

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“Afternoon, gentlemen. Situation’s secure. The individual who entered your room has been arrested. She was not employed by the hotel.”

 

HOLLANDER:

“Arrested for what?”

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“Unlawful entry and filing a false police report. She alleged torture and organized criminal activity inside this suite.”

 

HOLLANDER (shocked):

“Torture? You’re kidding.”

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“No sir. We just have a few questions for documentation.”

 

HOLLANDER:

“Yeah that's fine.”

 

ROZANOV:

“Of course.”

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

"First things first, could you tell me your names and date of births?"

 

HOLLANDER:

"Shane Hollander. May 10, 1991."

 

ROZANOV:

"Ilya Rozanov. June 15, 1991."

 

OFFICER 4B27:

"Sorry, could you spell that for me?"

 

ROZANOV:

"I-L-Y-A. R-O-Z-A-N-O-V."

 

Officer 4B27 writes notes.

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“Thank you. What brings you to Florida? From my understanding that you are from Canada. Is this visiting, a vacation...?”

 

ROZANOV:

“Couples...retreat.”

 

HOLLANDER:

“With friends.”

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“Could you give me their names?”

 

ROZANOV:

“[Bleep] and [BLEEP]. And [BLEEP] and [BLEEP].”

 

[16:13:22 – Officer Delgado notes, the writing blurred and censored.]

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

"Are they also staying here? Could we ask them a few questions also?"

 

HOLLANDER:

"Yes. Their rooms are on the same floor as ours."

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“Alright. I'll ask for their contacts later. The break-in occurred approximately 2:32 in the afternoon, where were you at that moment?”

 

HOLLANDER:

“Out. We went for lunch with our friends then we went sightseeing."

 

ROZANOV:

"Mm yes. It was very memorable."

 

HOLLANDER:

"Shut up."

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“...Just to be sure of the timeline, when hotel management contacted you, you said you were already on your way back. Why?”

 

HOLLANDER:

“I-I forgot something.”

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“What did you forget?”

 

Pause.

 

ROZANOV:

“Oh. The [BLEEP] died.”

 

Pause. Hollander audibly facepalms.

Officer 4B27 pauses writing.

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“…I-I’m sorry?”

 

ROZANOV:

“It stopped working. Low battery—”

 

HOLLANDER (mortified):

“[BLEEP] Can we not—”

 

ROZANOV:

“What? You must tell police necessary—”

 

HOLLANDER:

“Oh my god. Stop.”

 

OFFICER DELGADO (clears throat):

“Of course. Understood. Moving on. Uhh, how did you travel to hotel?”

 

HOLLANDER:

“Uber.”

 

ROZANOV:

“Five stars. She drove very fast. That pigeon is likely to be dead—”

 

HOLLANDER:

"Ilya!"

 

[16:18:27 – Camera pans toward bedroom threshold]

The room is blurred as censorship.

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“Sirs, do you own a dog?”

 

HOLLANDER (confused):

“...Yes?”

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“Did you bring your dog on this trip?”

 

HOLLANDER:

“No. She's with my parents in Canada.”

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“So no animals present.”

 

HOLLANDER:

“Correct.”

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“We found two [BLEEP] are consistent with [BLEEEEEP].”

 

Hollander visibly pales.

 

ROZANOV:

“Yes.”

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“Would you like to clarify their purpose?”

 

HOLLANDER:

“No.”

 

ROZANOV:

“It is for me.”

 

HOLLANDER:

“[BLEEP] Ilya [BLEEP].”

 

ROZANOV:

“It was amazing.”

 

Officer 4B27 stutters.

 

HOLLANDER:

“Stop talking. [BLEEP].”

 

ROZANOV:

“It made me [BLEEP] and [BLEEP] and then I—”

 

HOLLANDER:

“Ilya—”

 

ROZANOV:

“—and then when he [BLEEP] I [BLEEP] and—”

 

HOLLANDER:

“ENOUGH YOU SICK [BLEEP]!”

 

Camera jolts.

Hollander lunges forward.

Bodycam shakes as Officer Delgado steps in.

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“Whoa—hey—hey!”

 

Officer 4B27 grabs Hollander’s shoulder.

 

OFFICER 4B27:

“Sir, calm down.”

 

Rozanov laughing.

 

ROZANOV:

“It is okay! He just shy—”

 

HOLLANDER:

“I'm going to [BLEEP] kill you.”

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“Sir, step back. Step back.”

 

Hollander restrained briefly at forearms. No strikes observed. No closed fists.

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“Let’s keep this professional.”

 

Pause.

Hollander exhales sharply.

Steps back.

Officers release.

 

ROZANOV:

“It was very bonding.”

 

HOLLANDER:

“[BLEEP] I swear to God.”

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

"We’re not going into further detail. For documentation: no signs of assault, no injuries, no evidence of coercion. Continuing on. Just a few more questions. Did you authorize housekeeping access today?”

 

HOLLANDER:

“No. We had uh, the Do Not Disturb tag on the door handle."

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“That matches logs and is consistent with footage.”

 

[16:23:41 - Officer closes notebook.]

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“That concludes our questions. You’ll receive a case number. The hotel is reviewing access procedures.”

 

Pause.

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“And...I recommend considering more safer hobbies.”

 

ROZANOV:

“Mm no promises—”

 

HOLLANDER:

“Ilya [BLEEP] you [BLEEP]!”

 


[16:23:01 - Officers Delgado and 4B27 stand in elevator]

 

OFFICER 4B27:

"Holy [BLEEP]. Are athletes always this freaky? Kind of wild to do this in a hotel room."

 

OFFICER DELGADO:

“They need therapy. Should we send their friends a number?”

 

OFFICER 4B27:

"Use mine. She does couples too."

 


[16:24:12 – Bodycam Deactivated]

No injuries reported.

No property loss at time of report.

 

Supervisor cleared scene 16:56 EST.


END OF LEAKED TRANSCRIPT

Notes:

Dont worry folks! The next part will be uploaded within the next hour SO STAY TUNED!!

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