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“If I let you escape, you'll be my lover?”
“Yes, that's the deal.”
“You'll marry me? We'll stay together forever?”
“No. My love is temporary. I will leave you eventually.”
“Glad I asked a follow-up question. In that case, Miss Carmencita, I decline your offer. This may be hard news for you, as you'll be going to prison, but if we had become lovers and you left me, I'd end up murdering you. Overall, this is in both our best interests.”
“Fair enough. Incidentally, are there any soldiers more open to temporary relationships that could substitute for you guarding me?”

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