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Chapter 1: A new Pearl of Wisdom
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♦ Topic: A Pearl of Wisdom in this Sea of Ignorance!
In: Boards ► ►United States ► Parahumans ► General
Pearl_Of_Wisdom (Original Poster) (Unverified Cape)
Posted On Feb 10th 2011:
Hello to you all.
I am a Pearl of Wisdom plucked from the Sea of Knowledge.
Ask me anything related to any cape (within the rules of this tyranical forum) and i shall be glad to enlighten you.
First 3 questions are free. All following ones require a monetary donation to be answered. : )
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►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Feb 10th 2011:
Yeah right. Another troll post begging for money. Here's a question for you, when will you get a life? I mean lol, Lmao even you are so fucking pathetic.
►Tin_Mother (Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior) (Moderator) (Cape Daughter)
Replied On Feb 10th 2011:
[Peal_Of_Wisdom] We are keeping a close eye on this thread.
[XxVoid_CowbyoxX] This is a warning.
►Winged_One (Veteran Member) (Cape Daughter)
Replied On Feb 10th 2011:
I'll bite.
[Peal_Of_Wisdom] when will the next endbringer attack happen?
►Laotsunn (Kyushu Survivor)
Replied On Feb 10th 2011:
[Winged_One] What the fuck????
►Peal_Of_Wisdom (Original Poster) (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 10th 2011:
That was three questions asked within the first hour great job PHO : )
[@XxVoid_CowboyxX] I already have a life, as proven by the fact that i am able to create a thread and asnwer questions here on Parahuman Online. If you meant when I'll do something other than lurk in the forums then my answer would be a little diferent - i'll "get a life" around the same time as when you stop faffing to your crush getting bullied by the buff black bully.
[Winged_One] the next endbringer attack will happen at the precise time that your father picks you up for your little planned outing in Australia.
[Laotsunn] Winged_One is a little different but she also has an unusually high survival rate against endbringers.
►Tin_Mother (Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior) (Moderator) (Cape Daughter)
Replied On Feb 10th 2011:
[Pearl_Of_Wisdom] Joking about endbringer attacks in such a manner is uncouth and it is cruel to mock survivers like [Winged_One] about it. Enjoy a three day ban in your own thread.
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♦ Topic: Someone Predicted The Simurgh Attack!
In: Boards ► United States ► Parahumans ► General
Bagrat (Original Poster) (The Guy in the Know) (Veteran Member)
Posted On Feb 25th 2011:
Well not exactly. (Link) to original thread. [Pearl_Of_Wisdom] claimed to sell any (legal) information about parahumans and even gave out three freebies.to prove it. Unfortunately only [Winged_One] took it seriously and asked about when the next endbringer attack would happen.
[Pearl_Of_Wisdom] claimed that it would happen at the exact time that [Winged_One] would see their dad and that it would happen in Australia. While we don't know about the 'when' yet we did discover that it happened in Australia.
Anyway, that's all I have for now.
Edit1
- [Winged_One] confirmed that she met met her father in australia at the same day as The Simurgh attack. I have already apologised for any trauma caused by incessent questions and hysterical callers.
Edit2
- [Winged_One] is NOT the cause for the Simurgh attack. Grow up guys. It was just extreemly unfortunate timing.
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►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
Wait the loser was right????
►FuckthePRT (Verified Cape) (Cape Husband) (Cape Wife) (Banned)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
[XxVoid_CowboyxX] SHUT THE FUCAK UP U WASTED A QUESTIONAADOKGMSKHP
►Coyote-C
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
[XxVoid_CowboyxX] The guy who predicted an ENDBRINGER ATTACK called you a cuck. There is nothing you can say at this point that will make anyone respect you.
►Vista (Wards ENE) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
[Cyote-C] not even regular cuckold but specifically cucked by a "buff black bully". Bro's aura been turbo-nuked.
[FuckthePRT] Nice username cuck.
►Pearl_Of_Wisdom (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
They called me mad, insane dowright unhinged. Well [Tin_mother] who's laughing now : 3
Anyway, if anybody got any (legal) questions they are dying to get answered then they'll merely need to ask. I only take questions in public and only after a sizeable donation (here).
Ask away. Just don't be dissapointed by my answers.
No Refunds >: (
►Alexandria (Verified Cape) (Official) (You know damn well who I am)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
[Pearl_Of_Wisdom] What are HIS weaknesses.
►Vista (Wards ENE) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
[Alexandria] uhm. Ma'am?
►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
[Alexandria] tits or gtfo
►Reave (Verified PRT Agent)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
[XxVoid_CowboyxX] you are the bravest or dumbest man that i know.
►Pearl_Of_Wisdom (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 25th 2011:
[Alexandria] he is depressed and his children + step-children are sick of constantly moving as well as his blatant favoritism. Otherwise there are no other weaknesses that you can utilize against him. If all else fails then try using the power of friendship >: )
[Vista] A friend of [Alexandria] has been feuding with a widowed war-vet since before you were born. Don't worry to much about it, the war-vet is not a good person.
[XxVoid_CowboyxX] if you want tits then i suggest consulting any bio-related cape willing to take what meagre wealth you posses.
[Reave] Void is many things.
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♦ Topic: Someone Predicted the Simurgh Attack!
In: Boards ► United States ► Parahumans ► General
Bagrat (Original Poster) (The Guy in the Know) (Veteran Member)
Posted On Feb 10th 2011:
Well not exactly. (Link) to original thread. [Pearl_Of_Wisdom] claimed to sell any (legal) information about parahumans and even gave out three freebies.to prove it. Unfortunately only [Winged_One] took it seriously and asked about when the next endbringer attack would happen.
[Pearl_Of_Wisdom] claimed that it would happen at the exact time that [Winged_One] would see their dad and that it would happen in Australia. While we don't know about the when yet we did discover that it happened in Australia.
Anyway, that's all I have for now.
Edit1
- [Winged_One] confirmed that she met met her father in australia at the same day as The Simurgh attack. I have already apologised for any trauma caused by incessent questions and hysterical callers.
Edit2
- [Winged_One] is NOT the cause for the Simurgh attack. Grow up guys. It was just extreemly unfortunate timing.
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►Char
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Pearl_Of_Wisdom] Quit avoiding giving proper answers you bastard. I paid in full (something that not everone who you answered has done) and all i got was "It depends". FUCK YOU.
►Pearl_Of_Wisdom (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[char] you asked and i quote "What is the worst that will happen to me in my immidiate future." And i answered truthfully that it depends.
Now, to dig a little deeper. What is "Imidiate" future? Is it today? This week? This year and so on.
Second, what is "worst". If you had twins and both children died at diferent dates then how do i choose what the "worst" event is. Do i pick your favorite child? You most able one? The one that has more friends or the one that would devistate your partner more?
You gave me an open question trying but that is not how claryvoint works. We need specifics, not generic qustions that 'hacks' the oracle.
Third and most importantly. No refunds sucka.
►Vista (Wards ENE) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Pearl_Of_Wisdom] i have a question. When will we get another girl-ward here in Brockton. It's feeling like a sausageparty.
►Pearl_Of_Wisdom (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Vista] I know that you can't pay so i won't answer that.
►Thomas_Calvert (Verified PRT Agent) (Ellisburg Survivor)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Vista] i am also curious so i'll take the tap.
[Pearl_Of_Wisdom] when will Brockton Bay get a new female ward and what will she be like (nothing that will break the rules of course.)
►Reave (Verified PRT Agent)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
The Hero of Ellisburg comes clutch once again.
►Pearl_Of_Wisdom (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Thomas_Calvert] very well. The next female ward is Brockton Bay is one of your employees. The one who looks like a femcel.
[Reave] if only you knew.
►Acree
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Thomas_Calvert] you employ a ward-aged girl? (ChrisHansen.jpg)
►Pearl_Of_Wisdom (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Acree] Thomas has helped a number of young teenagers out of broken homes and outright homelessness. If not for his valiant efforts then many of his employees would not have the means to get by. He has even hidden many of them from the evil clutches of gangs and a desperate government as he believes that they may prove devestating to his young employees physical and mental heatlh : )
►Answer Key
Replied On Feb 11th 2011:
I can't even mock that. Fucking Chad.
►ArchmageEin
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
"No, tyrannical government. You may NOT touch these desperate and emotionally scared kid" -Thomas the Chad
►All_Seeing_Eye (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Pearl_Of_Wisdom] You utterly sick bastard.
►FuckthePRT (Verified Cape) (Cape Husband) (Cape Wife) (Banned)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[All_Seeing_Eye] never figured you for a governmental bootlicker.
►Pearl_Of_Wisdom (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[FuckthePRT] don't mind her. She's not in a good space right now.
►Chrome
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Pearl_Of_Wisdom] Donations done. What's the one thing hat the PRT would never let us know.
►Answer Key
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
Dude wtf you're gonna get the thread removed.
Also hope that All Seeing Eye is ok.
►Tin_Mother (Veteran Member) (Wiki Warrior) (Moderator) (Cape Daughter)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Pearl_Of_Wisdom] We are watching you.
►Pearl_Of_Wisdom (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Chrome] There are many things that the PRT will never say and many controversies that will never see the light of the day. But, i'll say this. [Alexandria] has Slept with every one of [Rebecca_Costa-Brown]'s boyfriends. (What a lucky guy can one be heh : )
[Answer_Key] Chill, i know how to answer without destroying my bizz. Anyway [All_Seeing_Eye] is feeling trapped and surrounded by folk she fears may turn on her if they knew the truth about her interests.
[Tin_Mother] You are always watching regardles of what i say (and remain ever welcome to ask your own questions. You are loaded afterall.)
►Arryan Apologist. (Verified Cape) (Verified PRT Agent) (Banned)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
I could have lived my entire life without knowing that my boss got supercucked by my favorite hero.
►ArchmageEin
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Arryan_Apologist] Username checks out. (Also how tf are you an agent?)
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►Alexandria (Verified Cape) (Official) (You know damn well who I am)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
Out of every secret we had this one was the one you choose?
►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Alexandria] IF A SLIIIP WIGH RABEC WIL YOU WIS MEEEEEEEEE
►Weld (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[XxVoid_CowboyxX] turn off the computer you're drunk.
[Alexandria] You should probably apologise to Rebecca before she sees this and eradicate our budget out of spite.
►Glory_Girl (Verified Cape) (New Wave)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Alexandria] Was it... when they were dating? Or her exes. (Also wtf is this thread????)
►FuckthePRT (Verified Cape) (Cape Husband) (Cape Wife) (Banned)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Pearl_Of_Wisdom] You are my new hero.
►Reave (Verified PRT Agent)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
Fuck my life.
►Thomas_Calvert (Verified PRT Agent) (Ellisburg Survivor)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Reave] If Ellisburg taught me anything then it was to expect something like this.
►Valkyr (Wiki Warrior)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
Should i call this Alexandriagate or The Great Cuckening?
►Winged_One (Veteran Member) (Cape Daughter)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
[Valkyr] Both fits.
►Brocktonite03 (Veteran Member)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.
►Vista (Wards ENE) (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 26th 2011:
Me 2 brother.
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♦ Topic: Alexandriagate
In: Boards ► United States ► Parahumans ► General
Valkyr (Original Poster) (Wiki Warrior)
Posted On Feb 28th 2011:
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These two threads are the spiritual forerunners two this, read them if you aren't up to date in what we are talking about.
Anyway, for those who don't want to read the full context here is an abridged summary.
[Chrome] asked [Pearl_Of_Wisdom] what was the worst secret which the PRT would never admit.
[Pearl_Of_Wisdom] replied that it was [Alexandria] having slept with every single one of [Rebecca_Costa-Brown]'s boyfriends.
Edit1
- Someone pointed out that [Alexandria] also asked how to win her friends feud with a widowed war-vet but we don't have the full context. (link) for message.
Edit2
- This is NOT a yuri shipping thread.
Edit3
- Rebecca x Alexandria fix-it-fics are not to be posted in this thread. [Specific_Protagonist] has created a new thread for it (here).
Edit4
- PRT and Protectorate members are advised not to post here as it may create a toxic work-culture,
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►Alexandria (Verified Cape) (Official) (You know damn well who I am)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Really?
►Hateworm (Verified PRT Agent)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
[Alexandria] stfu you nympho-slut.
►FuckthePRT (Verified Cape) (Cape Husband) (Cape Wife) (Banned)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Bumping for gold.
►Rebecca Costa-Brown (Verified PRT Agent) (Chief Director of the Parahuman Response Team) (Official) (Verified Non-Cape)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
[Hateworm] while i apreciate you defending my honour, i strongly encourage you not to fight our valued Protectorate.
►Arryan Apologist. (Verified Cape) (Verified PRT Agent) (Banned)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
[Rebecca_Costa-Brown] Blink twice if PR holds you hostage.
►Rebbeca Costa-Brown (Verified PRT Agent) (Chief Director of the Parahuman Response Team) (Official) (Verified Non-Cape)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
[Arryan_Apologist] i am not being held here against my will.
►All_Seeing_Eye (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Lmao
►Rebecca Costa-Brown (Verified PRT Agent) (Chief Director of the Parahuman Response Team) (Official) (Verified Non-Cape)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
You are all blowing this way out of proportion.
►Antigone
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
She's not gonna say anything bad about a triumvirate member.
►ArchmageEin
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Yeah,i'm pretty sure i saw [Alexandria] fly into Rebecca's office. (Pic)
►Chilldrizzle
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
This thread is a goldmine.
(meme.jpg)
►Specific_Protagonist (Writer) (Cape Groupie)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Oh my gosh how did i only discover this now??????
Here's a rough draft of the first chapter in my new fic "Hard Apology" (Link)
►Pearl_Of_Wisdom (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
[Specific_Protagonist] Wow!
You get one frebie >: )
►Sothoth
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Hey look, it's the cause of it all.
►All_Seeing_Eye (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Pearl is male confirmed
►Specific_Protagonist (Writer) (Cape Groupie)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
[Pearl_Of_Wisdom] how acurate is my writting to the real deal >: 3
►Pearl_Of_Wisdom (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
It's well researched but there are a few discrepensies. It's against the rules to specify them all so i'll DM them to you.
►Specific_Protagonist (Writer) (Cape Groupie)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Wooooooooooooohoooooooooo. Acurate Smut lets GOOOOOOOOO
►Alexandria (Verified Cape) (Official) (You know damn well who I am)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Is there truly nothing more interesting going on right now?
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►Lindorm (Verified Cape) (Sweden's nr.1 hater) (Verified Sirius Veteran)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
[Alexandria] nothing that can't wait a few hours.
►FuckthePRT (Verified Cape) (Cape Husband) (Cape Wife) (Banned)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
I am so conflicted here.
►All_Seeing_Eye (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
[FuckthePRT] why? your usernames about to become real.
►Winged_One (Veteran Member) (Cape Daughter)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
He's just jelly that he's not the star of the story.
►Specific_Protagonist (Writer) (Cape Groupie)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
EWWW A self-inserter. Like, gag. KYS righ now.
►Winged_One (Veteran Member) (Cape Daughter)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
You uh. You also write self insert.
Quit frequently might i add.
►Specific_Protagonist (Writer) (Cape Groupie)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Yes but it's hawt when i do it. [FuckthePRT] is just some loser who got rejected by the Protectorate.
►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
[Specific_Protagonist] SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET TO WRITTING I FINNA FAB TO IT.
►Lindorm (Verified Cape) (Sweden's nr.1 hater) (Verified Sirius Veteran)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Peak american mongoloid mindset.
►Jumping_Imp (Cape Groupie)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
He aint even black that's whiteboy degeneracy. Otherwise he wouldn't be fantasising bout his girl getting railed by a brotha
►Pearl_Of_Wisdom (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
I love the internet.
►Weld (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
How has this thread not been locked yet?
►Valkyr (Original Poster) (Wiki Warrior)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Pearl bribed Tin Mother with... *ahem* certain Protectorate merchandise phased out of production.
►Jumping_Imp (Cape Groupie)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Wait! They're all gooners?
►Arryan Apologist. (Verified Cape) (Verified PRT Agent) (Banned)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
(Alwayshasbeen.jpg.)
►Jumping_Imp (Cape Groupie)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Seriously how are you a PRT Agent?
►Winged_One (Veteran Member) (Cape Daughter)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
[Jumping_Imp] he bribes the audit team double the competition.
►Rebecca Costa-Brown (Verified PRT Agent) (Chief Director of the Parahuman Response Team) (Official) (Verified Non-Cape)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
[Winged_One] *Allegedly*
►All_Seeing_Eye (Unverified Cape)
Replied On Feb 28th 2011:
Fuck it [Pearl_Of_Wisdom] how does [Arryan_Apologist] remain a Agent of the PRT and how did he even get hired?
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AN: Thoughts? Critique? This is my first time writing anything PHO related. Hope i got it close enough.