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(At Freddy Fazbears pizza the Night Guard is minding his own business when he hears a clanging in the vents. He turns the vent light on and sees Bonnie. As Bonnie gets out the Night Guard puts on a Freddy mask)
Bonnie: Hi Freddy!
Night Guard: Oh! H-hey Bonnie!
Bonnie: Have you seen the Night Guard? He's not wearing his costume again.
Night Guard: Ah, well you know him!
Bonnie: Yeah...but we'll find him eventually. It's just difficult with that spare Freddy head he's been wearing.
Night Guard: Well, as you can see he's no where around here so, why don't you go look elsewhere?
Foxy: NIGHT GUARD! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
(Foxy runs towards him and makes a jumpscare noise but as he lands on the desk the Night Guard shines a light in his eyes)
Foxy: ARGH! Fuckin-gah!
Bonnie: Wait, you saw the Night Guard?
Foxy: Aye, that's the Night Guard right there!
(Bonnie looks at the Night Guard)
Bonnie: ...no that's just Freddy.
Foxy: No! He's doing that thing with the spare Freddy head again y'know messing with your facial scanners! (The Night Guard uses the flash light) ARGH DAMMIT! IF HE'S FREDDY WHY DOES HE KEEP SHINING THAT WRETCHED FLASHLIGHT IN MY FACE?!
Bonnie: Well obviously you're scaring him.
Foxy: Scaring him?! (Flashlight again) I'M GONNA GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT!
Bonnie: Foxy! Calm down!
Foxy: NO! I'm the only one in this damn place who can see through that disguise! Balloon Boy! Back me up here!
(Balloon Boy appears in the vent)
Balloon Boy: I don't really care if he's Freddy. I'm just trying to get my hands on his sweet succulent +AA BATTERIES.
(The Night Guard hugs his light close. Foxy points a gun at him)
Foxy: I've had enough of this! Show them your the Night Guard!
Bonnie: Eeeeeh that's a prop.
Foxy: Rrrrrrr....y'know what? Wheres Freddy? There can't be two Freddys right? FREDDY!
Freddy: Yo.
Foxy: Well now we've got TWO Freddys in the room!
Bonnie: Cool!
Foxy: Bonnie- OH MY GOD I WILL SLAP YOU.
Freddy: Wait, whats goin on?
Bonnie: We're looking for the Night Guard!
Foxy: HE'S THE NIGHT GUARD!
Freddy: Mmm...prettey sure that's Freddy.
Foxy: Oh GOD DAMMIT! YOUR FREDDY! (Freddy thinks for a moment then leaves) Where are you goin?
Freddy: Fuck this shit I'm out.
Bonnie: I don't get what's confusing.
Foxy: Bonnie, listen-oh wait, what time is it?
(Mangle drops from the ceiling)
Mangle: Hey fellas.
Foxy: Oi Mangle! What time is it?
Mangle: It is about 5:59.
Foxy: 5:59?!
(Foxy uses his hook and pulls the mask off the Night Guards head)
Foxy: IT BE THE NIGHT GUARD!
Bonnie: The Night Guard?!
Freddy: The Night Guard?!
Balloon Boy: BATTERIES?!
(The Night Guard tries to use his flashlight but Balloon Boy has stolen his batteries)
Night Guard: No, no, I'm Freddy! Right gu-OH GOD!
(Foxy ;eaps at him again but only for the 6:00 AM bell to go off leaving all the animatronics frozen in place)
Night Guard: ...............(barfing noises)