Chapter Text
November, 2019
Ottawa WAG baddies 😍😝💅
Cassie: GIRLS
Cassie: HAVE YOU SEEN THE INTERNET?????
Lilith: no
Lisa: Are you talking about the Ilya sex-tape leak?
Cassie: YES
Lilith: damn brb
Caitlin: I would've been so embarrassed if that was mine and Evan's
Selena: What
Selena: How could I miss something like that???
Lisa: You're fine Selena, you have a newborn to take care of.
Selena added heart emoji ❤️ to this message
Cassie: GIRLS IT IS ABOUT THE COMMENTS
Cassie: ILYA SAID HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NEAMED JANE
Jeannette: *named
Cassie: QGEIEHEY JEANNETTE
Caitlin: Honesty, looking through the comments. Ilya practically says he moved to Ottawa to be closer
Lisa: If Ilya actually has a girl then we need to get her into this chat
Lilith: back from watching that video and Jane needs to be added
Lilith: I might just leave Tanner for her purely based on her thighs
Selena: Babes please
Lilith: It's a wonderful day to be ✨️ bisexual ✨️
Texting with Ilya Rozanov
Wyatt: Rozzyyyyy Lisa is on my ass about getting Jane in the WAGs chat
Ilya: Jane will not be happy
Wyatt: and all the WAGs won't be happy if she's not in it
Ilya: Jane is not like the WAGs
Ilya: is very complicated 😕
Wyatt: how complicated?
Ilya: she is different. Likes things to be in order and planned out
Ilya: what it called, spectrum? But not like diagnosed by doctor
Wyatt: Is Jane undiagnosed autistic?
Ilya: yes that
Wyatt: The girls would be fine with that. Cassie has major ADHD and Jeannette is autistic as well. Jane will be fine.
Ilya: There something worse
Wyatt: Like what?
Ilya: Jane is metros fan
Wyatt: Oh
Wyatt: A metros fan while she's dating you? How?
Ilya: Jane is misterious
Wyatt: It's spelled *mysterious bud
Wyatt: But do not worry, I'm sure the WAGs will be able to get her to support the better team
Ilya: Hmmmm
Ilya: Contact shared: Jane 😘😏🍆💦🍑😍
Wyatt: ???
Wyatt: What kind of contact name is that????
Ilya: a funny one
Wyatt: Lisa would murder me if that was her contact name 💀
Ilya: Don't add her yet. I will tell Jane so she doesn't leave immediately
Wyatt: Okay!
Texting with Jane 😘😏🍆💦🍑😍
Lily: [screenshot of conversation with Wyatt Hayes]
Lily: please please please please please 🙏 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Jane: I'm not technically a WAG since you know, my dick
Lily: But you are still mine ❤️😘
Jane added heart emoji ❤️ to this message
Lily: I will do dishes next time when together, if you join
Jane: It was your turn anyways
Lily: Will be naked doing dishes
Jane: Add me
Lily: FUCK YES
Texting with Ilya Rozanov
Ilya: Jane said okay
Wyatt: Oh thank god. Lisa was close to making me sleep on the couch
Ilya: nooooo
Ilya: would not be good
Wyatt: Right?? The couch sucks
Ilya: no. Upset Lisa means no cookies at practice
Wyatt: ????
Wyatt: Lisa doesn't bake?
Ilya: Jeannette Boyle makes and brings cookies because Lisa suggested to do it to come around team
Ilya: she is shy, no?
Ilya: Upset Lisa = saddened Jeannette = no cookies made = no cookies for after practice = sad Ilya = laps i make team do
Wyatt: I see now... well Lisa isn't upset so you'll get your cookies
Ilya: 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪😋😩😩
Ottawa WAG baddies 😍😝💅
Lisa: Guess whatttttt!!!! I got good news!!!!
Caitlin: You're pregnant?
Lilith: Wyatt let you peg him?
Cassie: you got a promotion?
Jeannette: you learned how to bake?
Lisa: no, we've already tried that but neither of us enjoyed it, no, and I burn water still
Lilith: YOU WHAT AND DIDN'T TELL US BEFORE NOW?!?!?!!?
Caitlin: damn I was hoping someone would join me on the baby train
Lisa: Jane agreed to join the chat!!
Cassie: YAYAYAYAYAYAYA
Caitlin: She did? Sweet
Lisa added Jane to the conversation
Cassie: HIIII
Lilith: Girl how the hell did you lock Ilya Rozanov down!?!?!?!?
Jane: typing....
Jane: typing....
Jane: typing....
Jane: Hi and I don't really know myself.
Lisa: Introductions!!! Sorry Jane, we don't typically get permanent WAGs often. We're excited to have you here!
Lisa: I'm Lisa Hayes! Wyatt Hayes is my husband ❤️
Cassie: I'm Cassie! Zane Boodram's wife!!!
Caitlin: Evan Dykstra is the wife between us two. I'm Caitlin Dykstra!
Lilith: Lilith Wood, I'm Tanner Dillon's long time girlfriend turned fiancée recently! Nice to meet you <3
Jeannette: Hi, I'm Jeannette Boyle. Owen Boyle's my husband.
Lisa: Although Selena isn't here at the moment, she's the final number here! Selena is the wife of Nick Chouinard!
Jane: I kinda thought there would be more people in here
Caitlin: most players are young who are still in their whore era
Cassie: there have been a few WAGs over the years but most ended up leaving when their man leaves
Jeannette: Cassie the OG WAG left
Lilith: sounds old
Cassie: 🙄
Jeannette: At least not as old Scott Hunter
Jane, Lilith, Caitlin, and Lisa added laughing crying emoji 😂 to this message
Lisa: Has Ilya been teaching you how to chirp?
Jeannette added thumbs up emoji 👍 to this message
Caitlin: Nice
Jane: Just noticed that Selena's the only one without a name buddy 💔
Cassie: huh
Lilith: OH I SEE
Lilith: Cassie and Caitlin, Lisa and Lilith, Jeanette and Jane, then Selena
Lisa: huh, I didn't realize that before
Jeannette: Poor Selena 😢 😞
Jane: So glad to be here, thank you for having me!
Caitlin: Of course girl!!!
Caitlin: Anyone who can lock down *the* Ilya Rozanov has to be amazing 👏 🤩
Lilith: I mean, based on that video I could see how you locked him down. Sorry that it got leaked, that definitely sucks
Lisa: Agreed!! Whoever posted that should be sued or something
Jeannette added thumbs up emoji 👍 to this message
Cassie: Are you alright?
Jane: Yeah. A bit shaken up but I'll be fine
Lilith: Are you fine talking about it?
Jane: typing....
Jane: typing....
Jane: Not really much to talk about. It's not like I can do much about the leak.
Jeannette: :(((((
Lisa: It's still a violation of privacy!!!
Lilith: righttt??? I may have said I'd leave Tanner purely based on Jane's thighs from the video but some of comments are treating the video as if Jane and Ilya consented to it being posted like a porno
Jane: wait what
Lilith: nothing!!!
Cassie: I do have to admit, that short clip was very hot
Jeannette: I haven't watched it because of the twins
Lisa: Said person from the video is literally right here!!!! Watch what you say!!!
Jane: It's alright. The full sex-tape is very hot 😏🫣
Cassie: WOW WHAT
Lisa: Oh my
Lilith: fuck I think i might need a sex-tape myself
Selena: What the hell did I wake up to???????
Cassie: SELENA YOU ALWAYS COME AT THE WORST TIMES 🤣🤣🤣
Jane: Hi, I'm Jane! Rozanov's partner. Nice to meet you.
Selena: Selena Chouinard. What is happening here???
Caitlin: Just smile and wave. Smile and wave.
Jeannette: 🫠