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“Saluuutations sir! Pardon me my amnesty ever so much for my meddling while you are at your finest of efforts, but I am in such a scuttle to navigate my moon— the moon, my moon? Is it my moon? MUST I KNOW?” Ena yells at the oddly-shaped-many-legged man in front of her, what is she meant to do, what is she meant to do?! TELL US!
“Provide us a blood sample this once, provide us a blood sample this once, provide us a blood sample this once—”
“You must realise and see with your eyes how urgently important this matter is… mustn’t you? PLEASE! Speak to me in the body language of the GODS!”
“Huh… HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY FIND A MOON! THIS WORLD DOESN'T HAVE A MOON? Such a celestial body… such a celestial body…”
“Ohh… I do not mean that. I mean MOONY! Where is MOONY!”
“Oh… Moony? Look up ENA. EENA. Or whatever.”
“Nothing… NOTHING IS THERE! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!” Ena pauses, no. She switches. To whom? “Ah, sincerest apologies. I do not mean to yell beyond the pleasurable desires of your ears—”
“Not forgiven! Ah HA!” Click of the oddly-shaped-many-legged man's fingers. SNAP!
Before ENA, or EENA, could even continue their sentence, they fall down the ground as it deletes itself into many NUMBERS!!!!! COUNTLESS ERRORS OF CODING!!!! (Probably HTML, or binary code— why’s that important? Shut up. Oh you can see it.)
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“AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” EENA continues to scream, even when being caught by her oh so dear moon, her moon? Right?…..
“Oh ho ho ho! What is it now? EENA! Why are you falling? Ugh… must I always be at your service and mercy? Although, you looked quite funny, like a starfish,” the moon laughs in mirth.
“Oh, I have been transferred to my destination of desire— AUGHHHAH!” EENA throws up everywhere, avoiding any splatter of fear to stain on her oh so moon, moony ☾. Hey? Let me say ☾ IT WONT LET ME SAY ☾. Ugh.
“Ugh! You have to ask before you can do that! Seriously, must I remind you every, single, time!” As so, the celestial body of this unknown world speaks.
“NO TIME!! Oh time… what a concept… how long have we truly been here…” Ena pauses, “THEY ARE PLANNING TO DUEL AGAINST YOU!!! Ughh… I wish I was DEAD!!!! God— what’s the point in all of this…”
“EENA!! Look at me. Who is going to fight me? That is quite impossible considering i am the only moon.”
“That is NOT!! My sincere apologies. They are planning an invasion, rather a WAR! They ought to think only a singular moon shall remain to circle— WHATEVER this world is!”
“Oh god. What?! Well… they shall not survive my wrath! EENA. Stay beside me.”
“What… NO NO NO NO NO!! I CANNOT FIGHT!! I am weaker than a SAUSAGE PAN!!!”
“Do you LOVE ME OR NOT??”
“I DO!! What an absurd question to ask your only company of eons, and my only moon to have ever accompanied me through the darkness of the night I face!”
“YOUR moon? That is a joke. Such an absurd thing to say… it is so little yet such a big claim. I do not belong to ANYONE! But you… maybe you are an exception. I guess. Maybe. I’ll have a think about it.”
“Aughhhhbhahdkwhfncnjh the PUKE TASTE IN MY MOUTH IS MAKING ME GO INSANE BEYOND BINARY-CODE!!! I CAN TASTE THE NUMBERS IN MY MOUTH!!!”
AS THE FIGHT COMMENCES, RESIDENTS OF THE MANNEQUIN CITY SIT TO WATCH THE FIGHT THAT WILL DETERMINE THE CELESTIAL BODY THAT WILL KEEP OUR VERY BODIES ALIVE.
“WHY!! Why love a moon so self-centered yet… somehow so beautiful— BESIDES THE VERY FOCAL POINT I AM ATTEMPTING TO EFFECTUATE!” The cheese moon dare speaks.
“Because of this moon… whyyyyyyyyy hahdhdkekdd, and it is VERY MUCH REAL! Unlike yours that is just so very fake… like, you could have done so much better…” Ena exclaims with the passion she can duel with, maybe she isn't weaker than a sausage pan after all.
“What— oh… oh god. OH GOD I AM PEELING OH NO. WHAT!? JUST WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS!!!!”
“Ha. MY VERY GREAT MOON STAFF THAT BIRTHED AND LED ME TO LEAD DOWN GENERATIONS. You shall GRATE like cheese when you... uh. Grate it. Ho ho ho ho! Get it?”
“Moony… you did hardly did NOTHING yet won. What does this prove? Oh, it proves to even the predominant and foremost that nothing shall overcome the moon that has been in orbit to this world for centuries; this moon is also a sentient body that roams and travels its very own thoughts of existence! Please, may you bow to our moon!”
All residents bow to the moon in calamity, cheering beyond their voices and some, even losing theirs.
“Do this many ugly people… really cherish me?”
“Why of course, yet, I will take the honours of being the very first.”
“Pssh, sure,” moony is left with a slight blush to her silver complex.
I can finally say moon, and this weird absurd love story is not over yet. Apparently. I don’t know, ask the writer cause I don't really feel like talking to them right now.