Chapter Text
“Ah! Fucking shit on a stick!” Blitzø shouted as he hit the floor.
”you ok boss?” Moxie asked, running over to help his friend up.
”I'm fucking fine Moxxie” Blitzø slapped his employees hand away, standing himself, stumbling slightly.
“where are we?” Millie asked out loud. Looking around the pitch black room, which had a freezing cold draft.
”holy hell did we die!?” Blitz gasped. “Are we in like… double hell right now!?” The imp sounded more pissed then scared.
”Blitzy i dont think everyone here died”
Blitzø whirled around at the familiar voice.
”Stolas?” He questioned, looking up at his…. Errrr…. Ticket to the human realm.
“welcome” an ominous voice whispered. One by one small sections of the dark room lit up.
each section that lit up revealed more
The final light that turned on revealed a simple human girl with chin length blonde hair and peircing green eyes, her skin was light but had a dark tan, and she wore a black t-shirt with graphics that said “I CANNOT take another season of you to VERBALLY EDGING EACHOTHER!” And simple ripped black jeans and dirty converse full of marker drawings.
“to the in between” she finished dramatically, though most of the fear was gone considering it was just a human teenager.
"Who the hell are you? flesh bag!" Blitz shouted.
"My name is sara" the 'flesh bag' replied "and, for now, you are all trapped here"
Millie grabbed out her battle ax and ran for the human girl, Sara didn't move or react, Millie brought the ax down hard, and it damn well near hit the girl, but as the blade came inches from the humans head, it bounced backwards, throwing Millie back forcefully, she stopped before she hit the ground, hovering for a second before she falls o the ground in a soft landing.
"ok bitch!" Blitz snapped "what the FUCK is going on!"
"My name is sara" the girl repeated "i brought you here to react to your past present and future" she explained.
silence.
"what the fuck?" was the simultaneous question.
"I will show you your lives from the point of view from blitz" she explained.
"him?" his haters (Verosika, Fizz, Andrealphus, and stella)
"NO!" Stella shouted "i am NOT watching the adulterous life of that husband fucking imp!" Stella's screechy voice screeched.
"I'm not adult rose! i don't have no fucking wife! i didn't cheat on no one! i just helped yor adult rose husband cheat!"
"er- sir, its adulterous, not adult ro-"
"shut the fuck up, Moxxie, I know what I'm saying!" Blitz snipped.
Blitz looked up at the host.
“…so lemme get this straight,” he started slowly, pointing a finger at Sara, “you kidnapped us—”
“Summoned,” Sara corrected flatly.
“—whatever the fuck, kidnapped us,” Blitzø continued, louder now, “to watch my life like some kinda shitty reality show!?”
Sara tilted her head. “It’s actually very highly rated.”
“BY WHO!?” everyone who didn't like, or who knew most people didnt like blitz snapped.
Sara waved there questioning shouts away.
Moxxie hesitantly raised a hand. “Um—excuse me, Miss… Sara, was it? Is there perhaps a reason we’re being shown this? Some sort of moral lesson? Growth opportunity? Narrative device—”
“No.”
Moxxie blinked. “…oh.”
A harsh scoff echoed through the room.
“Absolutely not,” Stella snapped, crossing her arms tightly. “I refuse to sit through whatever pathetic, miserable existence that creature calls a life.”
Blitzø flipped her off instantly. “Oh, shove it, you feathery bitch, like your life’s a fuckin’ musical—”
"hush" Sara said.
Blitzø snorted, crossing his arms. “Oh great. A fuckin’ highlight reel of my shitty life. Can’t wait.”
“Sir,” Moxxie adjusted his glasses nervously, glancing around the strange void, “with all due respect, we don’t even know what this place is, or how this… human managed to—”
"I told you, this is the in between"
"yeah but what the FUCK does that mean!?" Blitz shouted.
"A realm between life and death, the realm i own, and as for how i brought you here.... well.. it's hard to explain, i just call my ability author powers" she shrugged.
"....that's stupid as fuck"
"i wouldn't insult the girl who has power over weather you live or die" Sara threatened.
Blitz scoffed.
Across the room, Stolas stepped forward, eyes narrowed slightly, though his usual calm demeanor stayed intact.
“And what exactly do we gain from this… little spectacle?” he asked.
Sara shrugged.
“Entertainment. Curiosity. Mild psychological trauma. The usual.”
“Ah,” Stolas said. “So you’re bored.”
“Extremely.”
“You can’t hurt me,” Sara continued. “You can’t leave, you can’t die—again—and you definitely can’t skip anything I show you.”
“Yeah? Says who?” Blitzø challenged, crossing his arms.
Sara tilted her head, then snapped her fingers.
Blitzø immediately faceplanted.
Silence.
“…the fuck?” he groaned into the floor.
“I didn’t even touch you,” Sara said, holding back a laugh. “Imagine what happens if I actually try.”
Blitzø slowly pushed himself up, glaring. “…I hate you.”
“Get in line,” she shot back cheerfully.
"By that line I'm assuming allot of people hate you?" Blitz shot back.
"oh yes definitely, that's the reason I enjoy doing these things, people from other realms are easier to deal with than people from my own" the girl shrugged.
The room took a slightly somber tone.
"Oh piss me a river and get over it-!" Blitz snorted.
"sir, the expression is cry-"
"I KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT, MOXXIE!" Blitz shouted.
"of course sir Moxxie said sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
"With that note, everyone see the screen, and follow your seating arrangements." Sara snapped her fingers, the screen lighting up.
-----screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereen-----
---Stella---Andrealphus---Beezlebub---Vortex---
Loona---Octavia---Stolas---Blitz---Moxxie---Millie---
---Fizzaroli---Asmeudeus---
-snack table- -drink table-
--hallway entrance--
-Fiz/Ozz room-- --Bee/tex room--
--Stolitz room-- --Oct/loo room--
--M&M room-- --stella and andrealphus room--
--Bathroom--