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“Now that was a shopping trip I needed, Stolas,” the sin of lust told the shorter bird as they rode the elevator back up to his and FizzaRolli’s pent house, with a large sum of different shopping bags. The two demons spent the afternoon together so Fizz and Blitzo could spend some quality best friend bonding time with one another.
Stolas nodded. “Agreed, I can’t wait to read the latest volume of Throws of Pain and Pleasures.” He was so happy that he found it at a price he could afford at the bookstore they visited. They arrived at the top floor and went in. “Biltz did not respond to any of my texts while we were out,” he said after checking his phone.
Ozzie then did the same thing. “Neither did Fizzy, but what’s the worst those two could have gotten into while we were gone?”
They made their way to the living room and saw their boyfriends stuck to the window. “Hey birdies,” Fizz nervously giggled with half his face glued to said window. Blitzo was the same but his tail was free, so he was waving to them. The quieve pack were yapping and jumping at them.
Ozzie exhaled red smoke as he sighed while Stolas just rubbed his temples. “How did this even happen?” the rooster asked in an irritated tone.
“Believe it or not, this started as a debate on who would win in a boxing match between Satan and Lucifer and it just ended up like this,” Blitzo explained to them like it was supposed to make sense.
Stolas and Ozzie looked at each other for a moment. “I’ll go get dinner ready. Stolas, would you like to help me?” Stolas nods and they go into the kitchen, leaving their partners stuck.
“Wait, Come back! I’ve had to pee for three hours!” Fizz shouted while squirming like a panicked fly in a spiderweb.
“Wait, we were supposed to hold it?” Blitzo asked.