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Two against the world 

 Juandissimo flew down the hallway of dormitory with flowers in hand, checking every corridor, that belonged to Fairy World's University, and searching for the right number on the doors.

 His main goal for today was to find Wanda. Oh that pretty girl! As much as he wanted to forget her and their previous relationship, he just couldn't. She was too perfect to be mad at or even forget! Yes, he had a lot of girls after graduation, but none of them was at least somewhat comparable to her. Sometimes he thought about their perfect love and how it crashed down, which should be impossible! They were the happiest lovers around, not to even mention the popular ones, but they still didn't get along for some reason... Oh wait, he knew the reason just right- Anti-Cosmo, that little fanged rat, not only that he was hers desk buddy, he charmed Wanda, when Juandissimo wasn't around, and made her ditch him! When his precious flower told him about them breaking up, he laughed out loud, thinking it was a not-so-funny joke, but she was completely serious... He tried bringing her back: sending her flowers, chocolate, trying to talk her off this idea, literally begging her, even trying to apologize for whatever he did- he didn't have any idea what harm he did to her that she decided to stab him in his beautiful heart. 

 Juandissimo squinted as he continued on the doors. What their relationship was even like? Were they aware at the moment, that it was a complete failure? Even a toddler knew that it was a slowly but surely ticking bomb with a threat of breaking their hearts in despair! Hers heart, anti-fairies didn't have a heart. There was a visible reason why anti-fairies and fairies lived in different worlds, had different cultures, minds and habits of everything. They just can't live together- they're the opposites of each other, for God's sake! What a stupid decision! How are they gonna go with everyday life?! Ugh, just thinking about it made him sick. And just as he felt his insides tighten, he remembered their gross kissing in the halls of high school, when Juandissimo was going by and was cursed to see this utterly disgusting scene... Now he was sure that he will barf on the clean carpet.

 He shook his head. So what that they didn't make it work in high school? So what that this pesky blue demon got her? He always had a second chance! Everyone has! Maybe she got smarter and thought about it second time? Maybe they broke up a while ago and she was free, waiting to flung into his strong arms? He obviously was better than Mr. Know-It-All! That's the reason he was searching for her door right now, to take a second chance. With that idea he smiled for himself and checked the number that was written on the paper. Seeing that it's the right number, he happily marched towards the right door, that he just found.

 He poofed up a mirror to check himself. He posed a little and smiled to his reflection, admiring himself. Yes, he was ready! The mirror vanished and he knocked on the door, hoping to see his beauty again, and surely make up with her for now and beyond.

 He heard steps coming from inside. Huh, strange, fairies usually float, with that making a shimmering sound... Maybe? No, he brushed the thought aside- there's no way. The lock clicked and he saw a doorknob flinch. Right now, there's no going back, he was ready... Door opened, light emitted from inside the apartment and there she was! 

 He didn't even think twice before shoving the bouquet into her face and closing his violet eyes in delight:

 - Hola, mi amor! You look more beautiful than ever! How are you...- he opened them to see her and his smile faded into a shocked expression,- doing?

 He couldn't believe his eyes, maybe he has mistaken with a door? A tall blue, bat-winged abomination looked at him with piercing green eyes, pupils shrunk, canines looking sharper and bigger than he remembered... Dear God, that's him, in all his grandeur.

 - Why, thank you, estimado,- anti-fairy gritted his teeth and snatched flowers with his blue claws,- it was all good, before you arrived.

 - What are you doing here?!- Juandissimo spit out in frustration, pointing an accusing finger at him.

 - That's the question I should ask you,- opponent crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes at fairy,- we both know that it is a bold move of yours, not to mention- a stupid one.

 - Oh, smooth your pelo, furry, I didn't come to you,- Juandissimo snickered, as Anti-Cosmo tensed.

 - Now, please let me see my dear Wanda!- black haired fairy flew further, but his path was roughly blocked by Anti-Cosmo's heavy wing.

 - Don't. You. Dare. I'm shocked that you've got a nerve to even search for her apartment, after what you've done to her,- he clenched his fists.

 - I-I don't have the slightest idea what you are talking about,- Juandissimo nervously murmured, looking away.

 - So I need to point it out to you?- anti-fairy checked his claws,- alright, I'm not going to lie, you seemed like a good guy when I first saw you. I didn't really think that cheating with the cheerleaders group leader could knock off your sense of simple shame or dignity, especially when you were the one shouting about it,- he looked at him and Juandissimo could swear that his rival's eyes dangerously shone.

 - How dare you accuse me in something like that?!

 - Because she knows the truth. Do you actually think that she was that stupid not to notice?! I believe that she told you this a hundred times. If you don't understand, I'll tell you a hundred and one,- he leaned in,- forget about her, about any possibility of being with her.

 - I promised Wanda that no one will hurt her under my watch, especially your kind.

 - But you hurt her, broke her heart. My kind favours loyalty and punishes those who spit it in the face,- Anti-Cosmo hissed. 

 - UGH! I understood my mistake and am ready to take a second chance! Actually, none of this would have happened if you, tonto, hadn't showed up 5 years ago! She still would have been with me and she would have been happy! We would make up and live happily!- barked Juandissimo.

 - You don't understand, do you?! Cheating is not something you can forgive so easily. It's a direct saying to victim, that their lover doesn't love them anymore and prefers other person than them! What's worse, is that lovers are too damn rotted to confess about their actions and take responsibility for them! They prefer to sit everything down before it goes out of control! The only thing needed was talking to each other. You can't seriously think that Wanda would forgive you after that!

 - I– y-you–, that's!- violet fairy was at the loose of words as Anti-Cosmo completely buried him in facts,- what is it to you after all?! It's mine and Wanda's deal, you're no one in this situation! Who do you think you are to stand here and read morals to me?

 - I'm Wanda's boyfriend,- fairy's eye twitched at that brave statement,- and I've taken responsibility for hers safety, my job is to turn around anyone who would dare place their hands on her, including you,- Anti-Cosmo narrowed his eyes at him.

 Anti-fairy smiled for himself and decided to poke a bear with a stick:

 - On the other hand, why don't you just accept your defeat and go touch the grass, huh? 

 - And what do you want to say by that?- Juandissimo's wings twitched as he landed to be equal in height.

 - My advice to you: stop fantasizing and go search for someone new,- he chuckled,- if that person will be "new" to you,- Anti-Cosmo smirked and straightened,- I couldn't count on my fingers how many girlfriends you've had in your bedroom.

 - How dare you!- Juandissimo howled and barely held himself not to launch his fist in the cocky anti-fairy's face,- I have more dignity than you would ever have in your pathetic life!

 - It's not for you to tell me about a miserable life. Don't forget that pretty girl is mine after all,- Cosmo's counterpart bared his fangs in soon victory,- now please, get out,- he returned to his initial coldness and pointed his thumb to the hall's direction.

 Juandissimo soundly laughed and rolled up sleeves of his sweater:

 - And what are you gonna do if I won't?- he adjusted his stance.

 Anti-Cosmo sighed and got out of his apartment, closing door behind him and handling flowers with his magic, so they hovered in the air.

 - Then I'm going to make you,- he folded wings and stood in all his height, arms crossed over his chest.

 For a person who never goes with force, it was strange. For a person who could snap him like a stick, it was hilarious.

 Fairy examined his opponent and mocked:

 - Don't say that you're going to stand against me. If you do: then it'll be equally funny for me and pitiful for you.

 - If it will make you stay away from Wanda, I suppose, I do,- Anti-Cosmo frowned and sharpened his claws on the nearby wall. Soon, emerald green eyes looked dead into violet ones.

 - I will be honest with you: she loved you so much, up to the stars and beyond, and you wronged her that way. You aren't even man enough to admit your mistakes. You're gross, and I feel sorry for you, Juandissimo Magnifico.

 That was it. Juandissimo gritted his teeth and stepped forward, grabbing Anti-Cosmo by his shirt and pulling him down:

 - That's it, descarado, one day someone will pull out your shameless tongue, if it won't be me.

 Anti-Cosmo tried shrinking down, but he brought it upon himself, there's no coming back... He straightened and hooked fistful of fairy's sweater, both nearly touching foreheads:

 - Don't puff, for all you've ever done is talk. For once do something that's worth your words.

 Without warning, Juandissimo flung into air, lifting surprised Anti-Cosmo with him, and bumped his opponent into nearby wall. Anti-fairy grunted at the unexpected impact and grabbed Juandissimo's fist, accidentally scratching it. Fairy lifted his rival higher and pinned him against wall. All Anti-Cosmo could do now, was try to get out from his grasp, which was literally impossible. Surprisingly, Magnifico still maintained his shape..

 His fist swung, aiming for his face. Anti-Cosmo's mind swirled madly with thoughts of how to avoid a fixated hit. At the moment, as Juandissimo's fist came flying down, anti-fairy mustered all power that he could use right now, and kicked fairy in the gut with his feet. 

 Juandissimo gasped for air, that was so forcefully knocked out of him, and unwillingly released Anti-Cosmo, whom swiftly jumped away from him, once feeling free air.

 Once Juandissimo recovered, he turned to anti-fairy and tried grasping him by ankle, but latter fastly got away, managing to kick him as an adding. Violet fairy growled and went after him at all might, crashing into him, resulting in both loosing their balance.

 - How tireless you are, huh?!- Anti-Cosmo snarled, once again crushed beneath fairy's weight,- got used to solving problems by force?

 - No, but that's the only way I could get to shut you up, you dirty blue rat!- Juandissimo grabbed him and lifted up, getting him close to his face, so he could hear him clearly,- you are nothing compared to me. You don't deserve to be with Wanda or around us, fairies, in general. You, anti-fairies, are pathetic worse versions of us that need to stick in their own world. Do you understand?

 - You wish,- he replied coldly.

 - Oh yes, I wish to show you how much I hate you..- Juandissimo swung his fist once again, making sure that his opponent has no escape route. That was the end of their little game... Anti-Cosmo shut his eyes hard, before Juandissimo planted his knuckle into the left side of anti-fairy's face, his glasses fleeing off.

 - ANTI-COSMO! 

 Juandissimo shot his head to the direction of this horrified voice. Oh, there they were! Wanda and Lilly stood in the hall, with fully stuffed market bags. Well, previously... Bags were already on the floor, as Wanda stood with shocked expression and Lillian cupped her mouth in astonishment. 

 Male fairy dropped Anti-Cosmo, so that he landed on the ground with a "thump", and walked towards two ladies.

 - Oh boy, you have no idea how happy I'm to see you, senoras!

 Wanda stepped away from him and suddenly her stunned face changed:

 - What the hell are you doing?! Why were you–? When–?!- she couldn't muster any words, as she looked at the muscular fairy, who grinned so widely after just knocking the living core out of her boyfriend. She glanced at Anti-Cosmo, whom grunted on the ground in visible pain, trying to shake off dizziness.

 - Why would you do that?!- Wanda finally found words, that were stuck in her throat, and managed to spit them out,- what are you even doing here?!- she got angrier.

 - Ah, mi amor, don't be mad, I'll explain: you see, I'm here because I wanted to see you, brought you some flowers!- he reached for them, fading away the dark magic in disgust, and offered them.

 - What to say about him,- Juandissimo glanced at Anti-Cosmo and mocked,- I was just planting some knowledge into his silly anti-fairyish mind, since he dares to speak so disrespectfully to me. But now–

 - Juandissimo, what the fuck?!- both Lilly and Juandissimo looked at her astonished, since Wanda didn't swear.

 - E-excuse me?

 - What the fuck?! How dare you come to my house, and beat up my boy like that?! Don't tell me that was because we're dating...- she looked him dead in the eye.

 - No?- he partially lied,- we were just–

 - Just what?! Beating each other to death?! 

 - Why do you put it like that.

 - Because I can't believe you! What in blazes made you think that you can freely march inside and try to win me over?- pink haired fairy was flaming with anger.

 - I didn't say–

 - Don't think I don't know! You can only think about one thing, and still won't get it by any chances! I don't even want to talk about that! Right now: you will apologize to him, take your dumb flowers, get out of here and never come back into our life! 

 - "Our"? What? Oh Wanda, don't be ridiculous!- he giggled,- I thought you would make up your mind by now. 

 - Make up my mind about what? Leaving you for someone who's clearly better?!- Wanda landed on the ground, angrily marching towards him.

 - "Clearly better"? Oh God, in which way?- Juandissimo dared.

 - So you want me to say it out loud in front of everyone? Alright, you'll get the truth: through all those years, he never was disrespectful with me, unlike others. He cares about lot of other things! Unlike you, whom would never shut up about your muscles and sexy self. He's not perfect, but always sees me first, and always asks what I want, asks if everything's okay, if I am happy. You know why? Because he loves me, with all his heart. Both of us trust each other and are ready to hear each other out! He would never let himself hurt me, swing over other girls or.. cheat on me...- the last part made Wanda frown, Juandissimo could swear that he saw a lone tear forming in the corner of hers tourmaline eye,- what have you done trough our years, hm? You never tried truly improving it, trying something new. You were happy the way it was. But you never listened to me, you never asked me if I was happy, if I didn't want something to change. Did you?!

 - You never said anything about it!- he tried ruling out.

 - Relationship isn't a remote that needs battery change one time in a year. You need to always work on it if you want it to last well. I tried, I really tried with you, gave you a million signals! But did you notice? No, you didn't. You were busy swooning over other girls and admiring yourself. And finally, when someone pointed it out to you,- she floated closer to Anti-Cosmo, cupping his face,- you decided to let it fly past your ears, over simply admitting that you're the one who's wrong!

 Juandissimo was stunned by her speaking out like that. And what was worse, that she definitely knew what she was talking about, he just didn't want to admit it.. He swiftly shook off his doubts and glanced at the pair.

 Wanda bent over to anti-fairy and cupped his swelling cheek. Anti-Cosmo slowly stood up, one hand taking hold of her arm. He felt his head and ruffled his hair, still gaining awareness. God damn Juandissimo and his unnatural strength.

 - Hey, dear,- he shyly welcomed, it was not to his likeness for her to see him in such weakness. 

 - Are you okay, sweetheart?- Wanda's gaze was serious and she carefully observed his swollen side of face. 

 - It could be better,- he chuckled, God, how hard he tried to be a man for her right now. Wanda reached for his glasses and gently placed them in their place, - shall we?

 Wanda nodded her head and turned around, only to see her ex still standing next to their apartment.

 - You're still here?!- she hissed.

 - Yes! I can't believe you, Wanda, you're talking nonsense! Him, better than me? You must have gone mad,- Juandissimo growled.

 - Self-conceit bordering on megalomania,- Wanda stepped closer to him, arms to her sides in frustration,- yes, for the last time- yes! He's better than you in every possible way, and for you to fully understand- I. Don't. Love. You.

 There was loud silence in the hall, as both digested what was said. Wanda proudly stood her ground, while male fairy angrily glanced at Anti-Cosmo, then at the pink fairy.

 - I see. You know what? Fine, if you want it that way. I'm just gonna say, that you both won't have a happy life. You'll be outcasts of this world. There was never a thing like yours, normal fairies and anti-fairies dread each other. But since you're not normal, I suppose, you'll get used to it. I always thought that you're the smart one, Wanda, the special one! I clearly, wasn't right, you're just another freak,- he turned around and was ready to get out, before he felt sharp claws grip his shoulder.

 Anti-Cosmo felt his insides tighten and his heart pounding. His golden blood boiling with anger, as he nearly digged his claws into his rivals shoulder. He didn't know what he was doing, but before he could think, he swinged his claws over fairy's face, and seconds later there was a sharp cutting sound ringing though the hall, along with Juandissimo's pained yelp. Both girls gasped in horror.

 To say that both of boys were shocked, that's an understatement. Silver blood appeared from three deep cuts on left side of fairy's face. Juandissimo stirred and poofed up a mirror, frantically grabbing it and looking at himself. When he saw the cuts, he nearly fainted: three long cuts were placed over his beautiful eye, lucky for him that he closed his eye on time. A glint of horror in his violet eyes, lone silver stream faintly leaked down his cheek. He lifted his gaze to lock eyes with anti-fairy.

 - My beautiful face... How dare you!

 - That's for insulting Wanda and talking to her that way,- Anti-Cosmo calmly explained. Normally, he would apologize for his outburst, but not today.

 He picked the mirror and admired himself with a scowl. Then he skillfully twirled it by handle:

 - And that's, for talking rubbish about us.

 He quickly smashed it against the wall, making markings in it. Male fairy gasped and retrieved backwards, stumbling upon something between his feet. Juandissimo looked down and jumped away from the object, that looked like a fallen salt shaker, with spilled salt...

 - You know how they say: bad luck is good, but double bad luck, and it gets better!- Anti-Cosmo took out his wand and made some spells, that only violet fairy and him will know about.

 - Now get out, and never come back,- anti-fairy ordered.

 As much as Juandissimo didn't want to oblige, he didn't want to be in their company any longer either. He silently took out his golden-tipped wand and swirled it, poofing out of the place.

 - Wanda, I'm going to the rehearsal. They've got no one from flute section today, can't do anything without me,- Lillian chuckled, floating towards the door,- you'll be okay?

 - Yes, thank you,- Wanda smiled and they hugged tightly,- good luck on being the only one.

 - Oh shut up,- Lilly played offended and both laughed,- to be honest, I saw those sheets first time yesterday, so...- she shrugged and moved towards exit.

 - Bye, street fighter!- blue haired fairy waved to Anti-Cosmo, who was standing in the doorway, holding ice compress to the eye.

 When Lillian left the apartment, Wanda that exact second locked the door and turned to him, hissing:

 - Get into the room, pronto!

 Anti-Cosmo gulped and stepped backwards into their bedroom. Wanda floated inside and sighed, shutting the door:

 - What's wrong with you?!

 - I beg your pardon?

 - Why would you go into a fight? Do you have any idea how much you scared me?!

 - I was included into that brawl!- Anti-Cosmo defended himself.

 - Or maybe your long tongue played a role?!- Wanda knowingly noted.

 - Well, yes? But I did it only because he refused to leave, I couldn't let him be near you. He was the first to attack me anyways,- anti-fairy pouted.

 - Oh there it goes, "he was the first!",- Wanda mimicked,- I see you share a single brain cell! Why did you wounded him that way? He was about to get away, but you insisted on crawling to the finish line. I don't know what I would do if you tried to rip each other's throats again!

 - So, my swollen side of face doesn't give you any concern?- he gritted his teeth, with swollen cheek, mhm.

 - Don't change the subject, you perfectly well know how I hate fights, especially if it puts you in danger,- she cooled down and floated closer to him,- I'm worried about you. But I would lie if I will say that I didn't like it. Y-you standing for me, you know. I just don't want to see you get hurt because of me,- she lowered her gaze, pink wings fluttering in silent shimmer.

 Anti-Cosmo fooped ice away and stood in front of her, opening his arms for a hug. Wanda sniffed and gave in.

 - It was worth it, only for you, my dear. I know that you don't want to do anything with that ignorant boob, I was trying to shield you from him. Although, I admit that my methods of punishing aren't traditional, he deserves it. I promise to think twice before doing something like that, I just couldn't go away without receiving my dignity back. Don't cry, Wanda, everything is fine now.

 Fairy sighed in relief, hugging him tightly. Anti-Cosmo held her in his arms, inhaling sweet scent of her pink hair. They stood like that for a while, until she pulled away and cupped his cheeks. He gently brushed her wings down, so they stopped fluttering, and picked her up, her legs tangled around his waist.

 - I love you, Anti-Cosmo, my courageous clever gentleman.

 Wanda leaned into him and placed a desired, but gentle kiss on his lips. He answered, catching her upper lip, preventing his sharp fangs from participating in this act. Soon it got more intense, more lustful, as the only sin both could allow themselves. Their lips shifted, without stopping the kiss. Wanda's hands snaked into his hair, gripping on it, as he hugged her closer to him. He absentmindedly stepped back, thinking of sitting them both down on the bed- instead, he stumbled upon it and fell down, Wanda falling on top of him. Their kiss stopped, but that wasn't important, since they caught each other's gazes.

 - So, you've really fallen for me?- Anti-Cosmo winked and pulled her to him, twirling a pink swirl of hers.

 - Not for you to say, I see you've decided not to wait till we're married,- Wanda shot back, tracing patterns on his shirt.

 Anti-fairy rolled his eyes, violet blush on his cheeks and the tips of his pointy ears. Then, he shook his head in false shame:

 - I'm just raising my hopes, maybe you will change your mind.

 - Shameless flirt!- Wanda closed his mouth by hand, now her blushing madly.

 - Or maybe I will,- she looked at him slyly, feeling his heart beating faster and messier. Letting him take her hand and kiss it, she leaned to his ear and whispered,- only in your dreams!

 Suddenly, she pulled away and stood up, leaving confused anti-fairy on the bed.

 - Now wait, I'll bring some ointment for your bruise!

 And she was gone in the kitchen!

 Anti-Cosmo blinked twice to fully understand what happened.

 - You sly sly fairy! You know that it was very mean?- he playfully remarked, sitting up.

 Soon, he heard a nefarious laugh, that belonged to his beautiful girlfriend. He leaned on bed's fence and dreamily sighed, what did he do to deserve her ?

 They sat in the audience class, waiting for lesson to start. Anti-Cosmo yawned and re-read his notes, since today was test. Wanda sat next to him, filing her nails with a pink nail file. 

 - Where the hell are they?- anti-fairy grunted and looked at his pocket watch,- lesson will start soon..

 - Quit grumbling. Cosmo said that they will be here around 8 o'clock.

 - They'd better be here,- Anti-Cosmo groused, as Wanda soothed him, patting on the shoulder.

 Remember it, and here it is! Soon, Cosmo, Anti-Wanda and Lilly floated/walked in the upper seats of audience hall, waving to them energetically.

 - Finally, I thought we would need to go search for you.

 Anti-Wanda turned to her counterpart and whispered:

 - Have I ever mentioned to ya, that a punctuality bug bit him once?

 Wanda laughed, as male anti-fairy narrowed at his best girlfriend, latest blowing a raspberry. Cosmo sat next to Wanda and they hugged in greeting:

 - Hey!! We didn't miss anything? By the way, Anti-Cosmo, I– OH MY GOD, have you seen your face, buddy?!- Cosmo shrieked in surprise, seeing counterpart's slightly violet cheek and bruised eye.

 - Dearie, what happened?!- Anti-Wanda inspected his face and gently brushed at his bruise.

 - An accident, protecting my princess from unpleasant eyes,- Anti-Cosmo looked at Wanda and hugged her around the waist, pulling her closer. 

 - Ir looks like a punch,- Cosmo reasoned.

 - No way!- Lillian bulged her maroonish eyes in mock, as Cosmo blew a raspberry,- beautiful makeup, gentle-hero, night made it worse, huh?

 - Well, it's clearly better than for someone,- Wanda gritted her teeth, looking at the door.

 Everyone moved their heads and mimicked, seeing Juandissimo himself. He walked one sidedly, moving to his buddies on the opposite side from anti-friends. He hesitantly sat down, a patch on his left eye. They all silently observed, as violet fairy's friend, presumably, asked what happened. Juandissimo waved his hands, explaining, and accidentally locked eyes with Anti-Cosmo, both narrowed their eyes, anti-fairy even dug his claws into the table in the spit of sudden anger. Cosmo looked afraid, looking at the muscle magoo with wide emerald eyes. Anti-Wanda and Lillian looked at him in pathetic pity. Wanda. Wanda didn't even look, she didn't want to look him in the eye anymore, it was enough.

 Male fairy's friends turned to look at the viewers and their face changed frantically, matching the opposite side's. Before one of them could get to each other, professor poofed into the class and the doors loudly shut, snapping them out of their tense.

 Teacher looked at the hall and his eyes stopped on Anti-Cosmo:

 - Pretty makeup, did it yourself or someone helped you, Anti-Cosma?

 Nearly everyone looked at him. Anti-fairy forced a smile, which fell when he heard Lilly chuckle behind him.

 - Never thought you're capable of fighting, I thought that punches were not appropriate for intelligent people?- teacher mocked.

 Oh how he hated him, everyone did. This professor was in so of bad character, what was worse, that he every time found some victim for his mockery. Well, today it was Anti-Cosmo, what could he do now.

 Professor turned to the other side, spotting Juandissimo:

 - Magnifico, that's not a polyclinic, and I'm certainly not a doctor, take off the patch!

 Juandissimo frowned, but did as said, revealing his already healed, but badly scared eye. Students gasped in surprise, some in horror, teacher whistled:

 - You two got some beef yesterday, huh?

 Anti-Cosmo rolled his eyes, and held himself not to grunt in irritation. Perfect, now everyone knew about their fight... He felt a rough pat, on the back. As he turned around, he was greeted by Anti-Wanda's panicked face.

 - Do ya have any idea what ya did, macho?! I ain't shielding him, but ya scared him for life.

 - He deserves it,- Lilly leaned in,- by the way, I've got it on my wand's camera, want to see?

 - YA BET!

 - Of course...- Wanda rested her head on her hand, elbow on the table, Cosmo patted her on shoulder.

 Professor barked at them to listen now, and turned to his gigantic chalk board. Anti-Cosmo, meanwhile, got out a blooming rose, handing it to Wanda.

 - Got it from his bouquet,- he whispered to her.

 - Anti-Cosmo, but he got me an even number of roses. Why would you do that- you already took revenge on him?- she chuckled.

 - I decided to have a bit of pity for Juandissimo, after all, it's his hopes' funeral!- he shrugged his shoulders.

 - Thank you, love,- Wanda leaned in.

 They were about to kiss, until a piece of chalk flew right into anti-fairy. Fortunately, he managed dodge it, and instead it hindered into the wall, fleeing past Anti-Wanda. All five looked at teacher, whom impatiently tapped his fingers.

 - Dear lovebirds, you can get all mushy in other place, but not in my classes.

 As he turned around, there were some chuckles heard, but they just blushed- it wasn't that big of a deal.

 - You've got spell mustering as next?- Anti-Cosmo whispered.

 - Yeah, why?

 - What do you think about getting all mushy somewhere else?

 - You expect me to truant my class?- Wanda smirked at him, raising a brow. After mere seconds she relaxed,- only if you promise to back me up! And not to get your ass kicked by your coach!

 - It's a date!- Anti-Cosmo beamed and pulled her closer, kissing her on head.

The end!