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AngerIssues left the chat
AngerIssues was added by BlackmailLibrary
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AngerIssues: @BlackmailLibrary stop hacking my phone and let me leave this goddamn chat!
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AngerIssues: I know where you live
BatDad: Jason stop threatening Barbara
AngerIssues: You're not my dad
AngerIssues changed their name to BookLover
BestSibling: 🦇😭🤕
SpoilerAlert: @BestSibling I'll pay you 20$ to sent me a picture
BestSibling: 🚫
SpoilerAlert: Whyyyyyyyy?
BestSibling: 30$
SpoilerAlert: Fine
SpoilerAlert changed BestSibling to DeviousDevilBat
DeviousDevilBat: 50$
SpoilerAlert: Wait, sry sry 40$
SpoilerAlert changed DeviousDevilBat to BestSibling
BestSibling: & new 🩰
SpoilerAlert: But those are expensiveeee
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SpoilerAlert: Ok deal
BestSibling: Deal
SpoilerAlert: Wait why didn't I ask Barbs!!
BlackmailLibrary: Too late
BestSibling: picture of B huddled in a chair and crying while staring at his phone screen
SpoilerAlert: Wait everyone has it now, why am I the only one who has to pay something
SmartestDumbass: K@rma far g/itt#er b+mb÷ng my *FFice
BestSibling: 🫥🤷♀️
DickPic: I'll tell Alfred to drug his coffee
BookLover: You should add laxative
DickPic: Jay
BatDad: Chilrden stop fighting
SpoilerAlert: I'm not your kid
BookLover: also not you're kid
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Flashlight: He's weaping again isn't he...
also not your kid
Flashlight: And stop messaging in the middle of the night. I need to maintain my healthy sleep schedule
BestSibling: 👌🦇😭 & 🤓💻♿️
DickPic: Jason
BookLover: @BlackmailLibrary I'll sent you Tim's hidden blackmail material, if you keep Dickhead off my tail for 15min
BlackmailLibrary: Deal
BlackmailLibrary: Also a video of Bruce tugging at his hair while crying and muttering "what did I do wrong" over and over again
BlackmailLibrary: @BatDad and for the record neither am I
DumbestSmartass changed BookLover to PantieLover
DumbestSmartass: @PantieLover f×€k yOp
PantieLover changed PantieLover to BookLover
BookLover changed DumbestSmartass to StalkerBoy
BookLover: fuck you and @StalkerBoy you should consider changing your alias to that, it matches
BestSibling: AudioMessage[That will be 5$ in your swear jar Master Jason. I would also appreciate it, if you'd be so kind to apologize to Master Tim, unless you'd prefer to get no chocolate chip cookies from the batch I just made.]
BestSibling: picture of her and Duke munshing on cookies
SpoilerAlert: Duke you traitor
Flashlight: I saved you some already
SpoilerAlert: How could I ever doubt you. You should stay away from the cave at 4am, specificlly the batmobile.
Flashlight: thx you owe me a new puzzle
SpoilerAlert: I will be poor
BookLover: @SpoilerAlert I demand front row seats
SpoilerAlert: can be arranged as long as you pay for the puzzle
BookLover: ...fine
SpoilerAlert: Yayyyyy
DickPic: you know that Bruce can see this... right?
SpoilerAlert: frick
Flashlight: ????
SpoilerAlert: not risking the swear jar.
M already poor cause of yall
DickPic: Bruce is rich, and he is the one giving you an allowance.
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DickPic: What did you do?
SpoilerAlert: none of your buisness. @Flashlight, @BookLover I'll text you the details later
DickPic: Steph
BlackmailLibrary: She paid Catwoman to steal Bruce's diary
SpoilerAlert: Barbssss the info I'd get through that could've been useful for you too
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SpoilerAlert: You already have it
BlackmailLibrary: Yep
DickPic: Steph, Barbs you can't do that it's a massive breach of privacy
BookLover: Since when did privacy exist here
DickPic: Stilllllllll
BookLover: Stop whining it's giving me a headache
BlackmailLibrary: a video of sleep deprived Bruce asking what privacy is
DickPic: Point taken
thebloodheir: tt you imbeciles should focus on patrol
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BatDad: Who is on patrol right now
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BatDad: We'll have a serious discussion as to why you shouldn't text while on patrol later
BookLover: Not your kid
SpoilerAlert: Not your kid
thebloodheir: Imbeciles
BatDad: And Damien why are you on patrol? You know that you have to tell me beforehand
BookLover: @thebloodheir ohhhhhhh
thebloodheir: Shut up Todd
BookLover: swear jar
thebloodheir: That is rich coming from you
BestSibling: 🫙🤬
SpoilerAlert: swear jar
Flashlight: swear jar
StalkerBoy: swear jar
BlackmailLibrary: swear jar, and I already sent a screenshot to Alfred
DickPic: awhhhh Alfie will be proud
thebloodheir: tt I expected you to be better Grayson
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BatDad: Children return to cave
BatDad: We need to discuss this
BookLover: Not your kid