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Dedicated to my friend Stephen, who helped me write many sections of this story.
CONTENTS OF SIDE A
I'M DANCING IN THE SHOW TONIGHT
THE MOLLUSK
POLKA DOT TAIL
I'LL BE YOUR JONNY ON THE SPOT
MUTILATED LIPS
THE BLARNEY STONE
IT'S GONNA BE (ALRIGHT)
THE GOLDEN EEL
All references in italics will be explained in the notes at the end of each chapter.
This story will follow the standard Dorley Hall program timeline, which can be consulted at the the Sisters of Dorley discord server, in the #Lore-ley channel.
THE CAST
Francisco Alvear
Stanley von Schreiber
Tim Murphy
Michael Reid
Robert Hanson
Jason Wallace
Alexander Fuller
“As you process and digest how obnoxious, wasteful, and unlikeable that story is, just remember: that’s one I’m willing to tell you”
-John Mulaney.
"To fill all the gaps in my knowledge beforehand was out of the question for me. I had to write now, or not at all. And I wanted to write"
-Johan Huizinga