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Part 9 of A Puppet, *Spider*, and *WINGED Cat* Walk Into a Bar or Club... (AKA The Crossover Series of 'Pinocchio' and 'Hazbin Hotel'), Part 18 of Pinocchio & Co.'s Adventures, Part 4 of Actors!AU
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'Perche Non Fai La Cosa GIUSTA'??? (*Why Don't You Do RIGHT*???)

Summary:

1947- the canonical year of Angel Dust | Anthony's death by either accidental or on-purpose overdosing of his eventual (nick)namesake. But *THIS time 'round*, he's still alive and kickin' and HAPPY- he might still not have any actual family around, which *does* get more than a bit lonely, but at least he still has his best friend/roomie/possibly *something MORE* winged Cat bartender Husk; that MORE THAN makes up for anything missing in his not-so-Hellish life, 'mille grazie'...!

Yeah- life's pretty good... until Marvin Acme the Gag King turns up *D-E-A-D* one day, his will goes MIA, some not just really weird guy but *fuckin' CREEP* named 'Judge Doom' kinda-sorta usurps the throne (so to speak), and the sweet goofy Toon star *Roger Rabbit* is framed and SENTENCED TO DEATH for the crime along with just-as-'dolce gentile' Pinocchio, that is. Which, *YIPES*...!!!

 

You'd think that neither Husk nor Angel would have *ANYTHING* to do with this- but you'd be *very very WRONG*... See, despite 'Husky's' being a Cat himself and Anthony practically a grown-up Lampwick, 'Nocchi's *their FRIEND*. Whom they kinda-sorta have feelings for and vice-versa-!

*OhFUCK*.

Notes:

Yet ANOTHER plot-bunny (*ha-ha-ha* here, given it's not only/just the Black Rabbits from Signor Carlo Lorenzini-Collodi's original magazine serial for kids-turned-novel but '*Who Framed Roger RABBIT*????') that *would NOT* leave me alone, damnit!! And da- drat YOU, Misses Red-Hot Riding Hood, Jessica Rabbit, and Holli Would for I'm sure basically giving the creative crew of 'Hazbin Hotel' *IDEAS* when it comes to Angel Dust so that it gave ME Ideas along with Angel | Anthony being Italian himself and Husk at least *KNOWING Italian* in Canon...!!!

*Welp*- here ya'll go: another HuskerWOODDust crossover/AU fic taking place in the *WORLD* of Crossovers. You'rewelcome...

 

I myself?? Own *NOTHING WHATEVER* save for the *story IDEA*- everything else including certain quotes or lyrics belongs to Vivziepop, Disney, Collodi, Zemeckis, Lim, Bakshi, TouchStone, etc.! Don't like any of the subject material listed above? Then don't CLICK *OR read* much less leave behind nasty disparaging Spam and A.I. comments, 'per favore e grazie mille'- 'capische'???

If you *DO like* 'crack' stories like this, then enjoy and please let me know how you like it so far, my pretties...!

Chapter 1: Prologue- Runaway Love/*OUTLAWS of Love* (Kinda-Sorta)

Notes:

*WARNING*- canonical/period-typical NASTINESS from Miss Holli Would here concerning both Sexuality and Race!!! Anything that SHE says or think would not come out of *MY mouth*, rest assured...!! (Plus, she's, you know, *a Villain*, let's be honest, here.)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Holli Would, Lonette Candi-Milo, Frank Harris, Jack Deebs, and Holli's Goons/Fanboys weren't *the ONLY* ones Drawn into Cool World- Anthony AKA 'Angel Dust' and Husker 'Husk' were, as well: one a sexy stripper and dancer like Holli, and the other a grumpy oft-soused bartender/compulsive gambler. There WERE some *BIG differences*, however...

1) They were both FURRY rather than Human(esque)- Husk not just a taupe-and-white Cat but a *WINGED taupe-and-white Cat*, and 'Angel' some sort of pink-and-white *spider*-creature more Soft than Uncomfortably Hairy.

2) They had *WEIRD* eyes rather than 'normal' ones, and not just where their respectively golden-yellow or cerise-pink IRISES were concerned.

3) They were *kind-hearted and sweet-natured* despite their own foul mouths rather than cold and manipulative under one's sly seductive pout and the other's SO *DONE* frown/scowl- more like Frank and 'Lonnie' rather than Jack and Holli (much to Holli's disgust and dislike), consecutively.

4) Husk like-liked girls *AND guys*, and Anthony was GAY- neither of them were straight as a stick or Sir Robin Hood's aim with his bow-and-arrows (again, much to Holli's dislike and disgust).

That very last would have caused them both *HUGE trouble* had they been Humans... but almost nobody gave *a DAMN* in Cool World, thankfuckin'goodness! -Well, sure, HOLLI cared, and therefore nastily (ha) cat-called over at them every chance she got if not calling Angel things like 'Tony Soprano' and Husk 'nigger' and 'black-face', but who gave a FUCK *about HER* besides Jack??? (She would have made fun of their respective accents as well if not for HER OWN being Brooklyn-esque-!)

She could sneer, jeer, and call them 'nancy-boys', 'fairies', and 'pillow-biters' all she wanted- it *fuckin' STUNG*, sure, but it (mostly) didn't TRULY hurt like a lash from a belt or a whip across the face rather than back or thighs anymore than Jack's more-or-less chilly indifference rather than fairly warm welcome a la Frank and Lonette...

 

....Weeeellll, actually, that was kinda-sorta a *LIE* Husk and Angel told themselves to make themselves -and, y'know, *each other*- feel at least a little better. Being 'light in the loafers' and/or a 'switch-hitter' wasn't *FORBIDDEN* on *pain of PRISON OR DEATH* in Cool World, no, ...but it wasn't exactly *approved of* either- though maaaaayyybe that MIGHT have to do with Angel's bein' a stripper an' he and Husk bein' so close rather than casual acquaintances or just *FAIRLY GOOD friends*. He wasn't really sure, and neither was 'Husky'...

Meaning that eventually, tried as they might to tough it out and grin-or-smirk and bear it, during America's first year taking part in World War II, the Cat Drawn wearing a top hat, bowtie, slacks, and SUSPENDERS and Spider Drawn wearing a *MINI-skirt*, *blazer*, choker *AND bowtie*, two sets of differently-colored gloves, and thigh-high boots lit right out before they could be *CHASED out* with nothing but the clothes already on their respective naturally-pelted backs, defiantly affectionately clasping hands-or-paws every chance they got and embracing one another in their sleep as they ducked and hid from possible Nazi bombs and homophobes alike- eventually even *kissing one another 'Goodnight'*, as well -on the lips or elsewhere-...

Before and after they reached ToonTown, however, they never once REALLY defined their relationship- not out of *FEAR* or muddled tangled feelings, mind, but out of... *contentment*. Comfort. They were just Angel Dust and Husk- Anthony and Hollis (which was Husk's middle name, BTW)- 'Legs' and 'Whiskers'- 'Fluff' and 'Kitty'; one another's 'Loser Baby'. Always had been, and always would be, no matter what...

And SURELY, they would need *NO ONE ELSE* besides each other whether as just 'besties', friends-with-benefits, *BOY-friends*/lovers, or one another's husband one day one way or another-! ...Oooorrr sotheythought/believed until a certain *sweet sweet* rather than cockysmartmouthedtroublemaking himself *NON-child* 'Little Woodenhead', well, heh, *came into the picture*.
And *from THERE*??? The moment they ACTUALLY met those big pure bright blue eyes rather than through a screen or via the pages of a book???? 'Husky' and 'Anth' were fuckin' *GONERS*...! ([And little did they know it, *vice-versa*.])

Notes:

*Damn*- wanted to get some DIALOGUE and *a FIRST MEETING* or two in there, but my muse fuckin' *giggled*, waggled her fingers at me, and said '*NOPE*!!', wouldn't you know...???!?

Oh, well- guess both Meet-Cutes will have to wait for a flashback chapter instead...