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It’s 1974, everything is a dawning sky, Samael Mourningsun… looks at the Heaven sky in the tower, he knew this was his last day at heaven when he heard that the elders are planning to send him to hell for various reasons, he felt tears, he is the brother of Lucifer & began to sing…
(I'm Always chasing Rainbows)
(Scene of Sam at the tower to the hell of the gates)
Samael) At the end of the rainbow there's happiness
And to find it, how often I've tried
But my life is a race
Just a wild goose chase
And my dreams have all been denied
Why have I always been a failure?
What can the reason be?
I wonder if the world's to blame?
I wonder if it could be me?
(Scenes of hell during that time)
I'm always chasing rainbows
Watching clouds drifting by
My schemes are just like all my dreams
Ending in the sky
(Alastor was at the tower during broadcast, while Vox is still drinking whiskey by this)
Some fellows look and find the sunshine
I always look and find the rain
Some fellows make a winning sometime
I never even make a gain
Believe me
(Lucifer and Lilith having their daughter, Charlie Mourningstar)
I'm always chasing rainbows
Waiting to find a little bluebird
In vain
(End of the song)
He took a breath, his appearance resemble Lucifer, with blue irises and white sclera, his hair is a bit peachy blond and a white robe he decorated with blue triangles.
He turns around to see his friend Michael, the warrior, he had purple hair, yellowish sclera and blue eyes, he had an amethyst gem on his chest, he is tall and being respected, he hugs his friend & both frown of sadness.
When the fall day arrived, Michael Carrie’s Samael, the portal gate was open, he was not ready, he hug Michael & spoke one last word.
Samael) Goodbye, Michael, you are my best Angel I ever met…
Michael frown a bit.
Michael) Goodbye friend, I have a replacement that I’m holding.
Michael open his hand, which was an amethyst gem, Sam then looks at him and smiled, Sam took a deep breath & goes to the portal that will be castaway forever in Hell.
Michael was lonely again, he held the gem that he is ready to make, Sera looks at him & hug him for a bit.
After a while, Michael was at his room full of books and weapons, the room is pearly white and holding the gem in his hand. He took a deep breath & leave the gem on the table, he waits until the gem began to glow, the gem produces a light, the light so bright that it reform, becoming humanoid & the light turned into a being.
The being looks like Michael except having 2 wings, old school cartoon looking eyes, and a balance symbol on his chest, the being smiles.
Michael) Hello, you are gonna be named, Mik, the Angel of Balance.
(Present Day/2014)
Its ocean city, everything is a traffic and jam, everyone is mean (except not everyone), and lots and lots of random people that are considered nonsense.
One person in the car is the main character here and there, Preston Whittman, a great great great grandnephew of the deceased Vincent Whittman, he had similar hair except being a bit purple with 3 strands of hair hanging on his left side of his face, heterochromic eyes which are brown and blue, he is a man of many jobs, those being an language teacher, psychologist, therapist and many more, his former forgotten stuff are being in a demon cult. Still having traumas of his now dead father Elliot Whittman by an unforgettable incident that happened 7 months ago.
A bit hated by this mess by that traffic jam with his wife, Andrea Speranza/Whittman, which she is from Italy/Spain origin, she had long hair and she looks like a character that Charlie likes.
Both 2 are pure straight, and ally, they have enough of this situation of this cruel world they are living in.
Andrea) Pres, you know this is a bit of a bad idea, isn’t it?
Preston) Yeah Andy, but I just want a theater thing I’m preparing for everyone, it’s called Every Human Being is a Lost Cause, cuz yeah!
Andrea) Sounds like one person from the old times would sing that… and I’m still sorry of your loss.
Preston) Yeah, my father is like… my uncle of the 50s… except he died by the random rattlesnakes and electric eels fallen for the tank on purpose… and full of fires on this building…
Andrea) I think we should get ready for this theater you are doing.
Preston) Come on, I promised that is going to be good and we will be okay!
She smiled a bit but she knew everything would go so wrong and uncanny.
The trip only took 2 hours, Preston already stage everything and he is excited for announcing a project of his.
After some time, he now wears a blue sort sleeve suit with a purple bow, and black pants, while his wife Andrea help him suit up.
Andrea) Hopefully it goes well what you planned for, and remember, I'm not 100% sure what are you gonna do with this, the idea sounds… ridiculous, like why?
Preston) Because I felt this town is suffering too much issues, dad told me there are no friends in Ocean City… ugh, it’s the same day that he died, Granny told me about saying "Mistakes are innate to being human and alive", but… I don’t know, apparently I heard rumors of demons entering in our realm, and there is a lot of conspiracy theories of government using lab made-
Andrea) Ugh, Pres, forget it, you are stage ready and stick my word, no musicals, ok? I know you sing a lot to forget your stress about that incident-
Preston) Ok, I get it, I'm a bit autistic so… I must be careful about myself of not distracting a lot…
Andre) Oh! It’s your turn.
Preston) Ok!
He is now in a stage, a spotlight land on him, he is nervous and unsure what he can do right now, normally he doesn’t care if a whole crowd looks at him, but this time it’s a stage, if he makes a mistake, he would get ridiculed. Everyone’s eyes stared at him while some of his Preston's Patients are watching, curious what he is gonna say, since they heard about Ocean City's problem.
Preston) Ok so… hello everyone, this is my first time being in that… stage, this talk is about my… experience in this city, remember how awful people were?
Several people in the crowd lift their hand.
Person 1) Yeah, one family killed my baby, and my husband never stops taking meds after this.
Person 2) I’m used to be a robber once.
Person 3) My high school is full of jerks and swears, and one of my classmates drew a dick in a chalkboard.
Person 4) Our government sucks.
Preston) Uh… ok? Just no more questions…
Preston was nervous, Andrea gave a thumbs up to him which he relax.
Preston) You know, I’m a man of many jobs, I always made videos on Watchube, about how people commit sins and crimes, and I felt I need to help them, I’m a victim of a trauma that I’ll never forget, a business that help everyone with their own issues! Residentiall 7!
Everyone are confused by this.
Person 10) What is Residentiall 7?
Preston) oh… ok… ummm… it’s a place that I’m planning, it’s like a mix between mental hospital, a motel, a therapy thing that I forgot what is called, and other things, just to help people to changed for their own good will of humanity.
Person 7) Oh great, the doctor is making a fucking happy hotel.
Everyone laugh at the joke and Preston was upset.
Preston) Ok, firstly, this is not a happy hotel, you guys are not… well educated, this is a job for people who had various issues than you guys, I want you guys to inspire my work! My dream, and my reputation!
Person 6) Not like your great great great grand uncle who is a TV Shark Serial Killer and tried to be a God and the top of the Food Chain!
Preston) Ok…?!
Andrea looks at Preston and tried to show him don’t sing, however he is too nervous and stress and he took a big deep breath.
Andrea) Pres, don’t!
(Inside of every Human Being is a Lost Cause/Inside Every Demon is a Rainbow)
Preston) I have a dream,
I'm here to tell
About a wonderful, fantastic new proyecto
Yes I'm here to do that, right in this city
Catering to a specific clientele (O-o-oh)
Inside of every Human Being is a Lost Cause,
Every person is a little kindly smile!
Inside of every creepy, assassins, criminals maniacs
Is a jolly, happy, icecream-loving child!
We can change it all!
They'll be happy after all!
With just a little time down at the Residentiall 7!
So, all you junkies, freaks and weirdos, Creeping, fuck-up, different and shitties,
And the criminals surrounded, help is here!
All of you cretins, sluts and losers,
Sexual deviants and boozers, and prescription drug abusers
Need not fear!
While in our care
We will cure you!
We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell!
Right here in Town, at the Residentiall 7l!
There'll be no more flame
And no depressed,
Just Puppy & Cat Kisses, and Little sweet dreams,
And lot of fantastic friends, you're gonna be like, wow!
Once you check in with me-e-e-e-e!
So, all your cartoon porn
addictions, vegan rants, exorcisms,
Suicidal attempt decisions
End right here!
All you psychopaths and crazies
Cannibals and abusive rapers
Cruel content creators
Filled out from you!
You'll be complete! It'll be so neat!
Our service can't be beat! You'll be on easy street! (Yes!)
Life will be sweet at the Happy Day in Town! (Yeah!)
(End of the Song)
Person 12) Wow, that was so, stupid and shit!
Everyone except few of his patients and his wife are laughing at him.
Person 11) You are so childish! Can’t believe your monster father raised you like this!
Preston felt massive embarrassment.
Preston) Uh… EVERYTHING IS A PRANK! OK! BYE!
He ran away from the stage and going to the restroom, he puts his arms to a sink and took deep breaths, trying to act sane.
Preston) Granny told me of being a respectful person, why I’m acting stupid? Ugh! Of course I’m stupid!
He is now driving on his car next to his unhappy wife, then he got into the garage, his Wife was pregnant, and they already named their future daughter as Victoria, named after Pres's mother.
Preston and Andrea sit next to each other on their sofa. She stares at him with a angrily look.
Preston) What?
Andrea) What? WHAT?! WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING?!!
Preston) I’m sorry I’m just stupid and nervous! I can’t process everything that just happened! I’ll pretend that everything is fine and okay and keep my job clean and simpl-
Andrea) Your job? What about your reputation? Your stunt made us look like a random joke! And what in the world is Residentiall 7?! Also, can you stop saying Ok to everything?!
Preston) Andy, please listen, it’s just my… forced habit, and my project that I dreamed since I was a kid.
Andrea) What’s with the number 7 part?
Preston) It means either the Seven Deadly Sins and the Seven Living Virtues, you know.
Andrea) Right, still having your bits of demonology and christianity… and our reputation would ruin the future of our daughter, get it?! This is your fault and you should fix your situation as soon as possible!
Preston) Right…
Preston cries a bit and goes to the bedroom, he laid and having too many negative thoughts and mental health issues since his father past away, he felt guilt and wanted to go Hell, thinking that anyone wouldn’t care him as much as it, then his random thought came, if he can’t help earth, maybe ge can help the afterlife, he felt curious and thinking that People in the afterlife are suffering too much, maybe some bits of happiness would help? He had too much questions but he decided to make an insane idea, make a deal of the devil.
When Andrea was shopping, he grab a book that he stored long ago about rituals, he then pick random bugs and squash then, he grabs a random chicken head and some candles, he reads the book and began to follow.
First he drew circles carefully with big blood and guts, then place a chicken head in the center, finally make sure that every symbol is consistent.
Preston) I can’t believe I’m doing this to myself, usually I went to a demon cult and seeing the poor victims with the cultists, and I can’t believe of seeing Prince Stolas in person, he seems like a person who doesn’t enjoy this… cake. I wondered if the people that are told are wrong what demons actually prefer… hopefully Lucifer isn’t the one that we’re being described.
He thinks of Lucifer, the Devil, the ultimate evil, the one who caused the humanity to gained free will, he thinks of a deal, and make Hell a better place, he also thinks if redemption is possible.
Preston) Ok… I’m ready, can’t believe I’m doing this alone…
He spoke several words which I can’t say who.
Preston) Voices of the afterlife, please come to me.
Then the ritual began to glow, it got so bright that Preston closed his eyes, then it stopped, Pres open his eyes and it’s not what he expects.
A group of 5 demons with very distinctive looks. The first one is a tall him, with vibrant red skin, probably the size of an average 12 year old, with white curly wavy hair, and straight up thick striped horns with ungulagrade type of feet with black socks, his hands are covered in scars with a scar on his right forehead, seems like a male having a black shirt and broken navy shorts. The other is a Samoyed Like Hellhound, with beautiful reddish rose eyes and an orange sweater she wears with ridiculous pink sparkly shoes. The other is a water type looking demon having a face of a Viperfish with an esca of an Anglerfish, wearing glasses and a elegant suite that is just pure black that is long, his skin is dark turquoise and having black eyes with pastel blue irises. The other is a short Baphomet with Sloth like features like having a facial mask and two claws, while having goat features such as horns and a tail, she seems like a calm one with a purple sweater. The last one is an Incubus, having black hair and a bit pinkish red skin, he seems lanky as the water demon, but a bit taller, he seems the tallest of the group and wearing a green shirt with an AroAce symbol, which Preston didn’t expect.
Preston) What…? Ok, you guys aren’t Lucifer.
Imp) Uh… looks like you summoned us by accident, coincidentally we tried the same thing! Humano.
Preston) Espera, you speak Spanish?
Imp) Uh… si?
Hellhound) Uh Wrench, you know this is a random human that summon us?!
Imp) I know…
Incubus) Enough Glen, this isn’t helping!
Water Demon) I think we need a talk, also human, what’s your name?
Preston) Preston Whittman…?