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Mountains surround a very hilly area. Within it, a farm lays with chicken-ostriches wondering about. A slightly chubby man, a farmer in profession, was putting hay into a pickup truck with the use of a pitchfork.
The farmer heard a loud noise in the sky. He looked up to see what seemed to be a meteor crash nearby. The chicken-ostriches run around in a panic.
In a worried voice, the farmer said, “W-Was that a meteor!? A UFO!?”
The man ran into his truck and drove over to a now created crater. In the middle is a metal ball with a pink tinged circle window. The man exited out of his truck with a shotgun in his hands.
A door opened from the space pod and a large man stepped out of it. He had a muscular build and long spiky hair. He had a prominent widow's peak. He wore strange armor, brown and black in color. He had shoulder and crotch guards on the armor. On his face, he had a strange device with a button on it. He seemingly had a brown belt wrapped around his waist.
The strange alien looked around and cursed, “so the inhabitants of this world are still alive…Damn you Kakarrot…”
The farmer shouts in fear, “Wh-Who are you!?”
The alien’s device activates and he scoffs saying, “A battle power of five!? What a planet!”
The alien walked closer and closer to the farmer. The farmer fires his shotgun in panic. But the alien grabs the bullet and in a swift motion, flings it back at the farmer. The bullet pierced the farmer’s skull, killing him instantly.
The alien presses the button on his device and says, “There is someone powerful close…is that you, Kakarrot!?”
He flew away in the direction of the power.
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Piccolo was sitting on an airship, looking exactly like Pilaf's previous one. The rest of the Pilaf gang were nearby, eating.
Piccolo feels a massive Ki heading to him. He stands up and looks about in panic.
“Who is that!?” He shouts, “I-It feels similar to-”
The alien floats near the airship. Piccolo steps up and they both land on a nearby plateau.
“What the hell is a Namekian doing here?” The alien says, much to Piccolo's confusion.
“Na-me-ki-an…” Piccolo said, “What the hell is that?”
“Whatever, I have no need to have business with a weakling like you!” The alien said.
“Then why the hell are you here?! Do you have a death wish?!” Piccolo shouts in anger.
“You are a feisty slug!” The alien said, pressing on his device. The alien then said, “Ooooh, 332! That's above what I expected from this planet, especially those smaller ones up there! Not enough to beat me…”
“Do you know who you are talking to!?” Piccolo shouts.
“Should I care?” The alien smugly asked.
Piccolo fires a Burikimaha at the alien. Dust clears to reveal the alien, unhurt.
“A lovely show of dust, if that was your intention…” The alien said, “Maybe I should show some real power…”
Piccolo's face was twisted in fear. But before the alien could do anything, his device detects another power and the alien flies up.
“There are two powers, one greater than the Namekian…That must be Kakarrot!”
The alien flies away and Piccolo sweats in terror. He flies up to his airship and says, “Stay here, I have a feeling I know where he is going…”
Piccolo flies away.
“A man stronger than Lord Piccolo…” Pilaf mutters, “I guess there are more Godzillas out there!”
“Y-Yes Lord Pilaf…” Soba said, Mai was sweating.
The alien flies to the powers and shouts, “Have you lost the pride of the Saiyans!? Kakarrot!!”
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Kame House
The door knocks, and Kamesennin and Kuririn turn to see Bluma waving. She has a pixie cut, shorts, tube top, and a massive coat.
“Bluma!” Kuririn said.
Kamesennin walked up to her and said, “It's been too long! You never come here unless we invite you!”
The purple haired woman pulled out a box and said, “Well, I am here now am I! I even brought Manju buns!”
“What a nice thing!” Kamesennin said, “But the only buns I need are attached to your chest-”
Bluma smacked him over the head and said, “The same pervert as ever…”
Kuririn then asked, “Where is Yamcha?”
Bluma quickly got mad and began to shout, “Yamcha!? After what he did to me!? Well, I am better off without him, and so do you!!”
“What is it this time…” Kamesennin mumbled.
Bluma then asked, “Where is Lunch?”
“She is with Tenshinhan,” Kuririn said, “Not much changed with them over these past five years…”
They then heard a familiar sound and two feet landing. Kuririn, Kamesennin, and Bluma step out to see Goku and Chi-Chi.
While Goku was wearing his normal Kamesen uniform, Chi-Chi wasn't. She was wearing a purple dress with an orange cloth tied at the top and a yellow sash. Her hair was styled in a high bun with strands hanging down on the sides.
She was holding a small boy wearing a Hanfu-style top that was yellow with green sleeves and on the front was the, 'Son', kanji within a large white circle with black lining. He also wore a red cap with the Four-Star Dragon Ball attached to the top. He was also wearing green pants with black boots with white lacing. The boy also had a tail and a strange half circle marking on his forehead resembling a closed eyelid.
“Son! Chi-Chi!” Bluma said.
“Hey you two!” Kuririn said.
“Yo!” Goku responds.
“Hello!” Chi-Chi said.
“Who's the kid?” Bluma asked.
“Are you two babysitting?” Kuririn asked.
“He's ours!” Goku replied as Chi-Chi placed the boy on the ground.
Kuririn, Bljma, and Kamesennin widened in shock as they said simultaneously, “Yours!?”
“Is there anything wrong with that?” Chi-Chi asked, and she then said to the bot “Now say hello there, sweetie!”
“H-Hello there…” the boy meekly replied.
“His name is Son Gohan,” Goku explained, “Like my Grandpa!”
“This is still quite a surprise…” Kuririn said.
Bluma went down to her knees and asked, “And how old are you?”
The boy meekly replied, “I'm four!”
Bluma noted, "Considering that he is the son of you two, he is quite polite!”
“Chi-Chi is fussy with that,” Goku replied.
“I'm not fussy!” Chi-Chi said. Gohan clung onto Chi-Chi's pants.
Bluma pointed to the tail and said, “He-He has a tail…”
Chi-Chi and Goku then widened their eyes and Chi-Chi said, “W-Well it's good he goes to bed early then…”
“Is he strong like you guys?” Kuririn asked.
“Well…” Goku said, but was cut off by Chi-Chi.
“The world is now peaceful, so there is no need to teach him martial arts!” Chi-Chi said, “I want him to take a good job as a scholar!”
“That's a waste…” Kuririn muttered.
“Well then Kuririn,” Chi-Chi said, “Maybe you should go and get your own kids!”
“I don't see a third eye on him…” Bluma noted, “I guess Son's genes are stronger than yours…although his forehead does look a bit strange…”
Chi-Chi noticed something and turned around, sweating. Goku noted it quickly after.
“What's the matter?” Kamesennin asked.
“Something strong is coming here!” Goku said.
“A-And it feels…evil…” Chi-Chi said.
Someone lands onto the island. It was the alien.
The alien's gaze turns to Goku and he says, “Well…we finally meet, Kakarrot. It's been so long, but I can tell at a glance …you look just like father…”
Everyone was confused as the man continued, “Kakarrot! What is up with the condition of the planet?! Why hasn't this planet been cleaned of civilization?!”
Kuririn walked up to the man and dismissively said, “Look, I don't know where you came from, but you are clearly drunk! Get out of there!”
“Get away Kuririn!” Goku shouts, but it was too late. The man's furry belt swings around and slaps Kuririn into Kame House. Kuririn groans in pain.
Chi-Chi runs up to Kuririn and Gohan goes to clutch at Goku's leg. Chi-Chi checks on him and turns to the mysterious man in anger.
Then they notice it. The belt turns out…to a monkey tail..like Goku's or Gohan's.
“Y-You have a tail…just like I and Gohan have…” Goku says, “Wh-Who are you!?”
“Kakarrot, have you taken a blow to the head!?” The alien said indignantly.
“Who is this Kaka guy you are talking about!? My name is Son Goku!” Goku said, “And I did take a blow to the head, but it was when I was very young so I don't remember!”
“Damn you! That would explain it…” the alien cursed.
“Explain what? What are you talking about?!” Goku shouts.
Chi-Chi walks back to Goku after Kuririn stands back up and says, “Th-There is one thing I can be sure…there is n-no way this guy is human…b-but what is up with the tail…?”
“You are right about one thing, that I am no earthling!” The alien said, “Not just me, but you too, Kakarrot!”
He pointed at Goku and shouted, “You are no mere earthling! You are a Saiyan warrior! A member of the greatest race in the universe!”
Everyone widened their eyes in shock. The alien then said one more revelation.
“AND I AM RADITZ, YOUR OLDER BROTHER!!”